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how do I stop being ostracized? so often people who I thought were my friends will just start ignoring me or treat me like we were never friends
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>>35300484
You probably have aspergers or some kind of mental illness like myself. You're probably also a man. This combination is what leads to ostracisation.
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>>35300515
I do have aspergers

jesus fuck what am I doing wrong
I try so hard to figure it out but I cant!!!!
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Bump

help me this is acutally killing me, im dying

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>tfw no yoga gf

orrivaderci
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>tfw stopped going to yoga because everyone was annoying as fuck
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>>35300506
how so? just normies being normies? or was there something particularly irritating about them?
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>>35300530
Think of all those hippie yogie bullshit stereotypes: they're true. The people were nice enough but everything else about their personalities was grating. It was too bad, I liked my instructor.

I really need a robot gf to sate my obsessive cuckold fetish. I'll buy you Steam games, Amazon wishlist shit or whatever.
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>>35300425
Lol robot gfs don't have the initiative to go out and fuck black guys, don't let the r9k women meme fool you
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>>35300425
do you think she's actually his wife? I could see it being true.
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>>35300883
You'd be surprised, I've met a few. I had a polish fembot give me quite a few cuckold sessions.

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>mfw alcohol tolerance starts building up
>mfw gaining weight because of how much alcohol i drink
>mfw i work out 4 times a week and am still gaining weight because of alcohol

who else /alcoholic/ here?
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Only get drunk off of hard liquor. No more beer, wine, or anything less than 50% ABV
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Work out harder you sad bitch, and stop eating.
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Stop drinking. Stop crying. Its simple. Bitchnigger.

find a flaw, you pathetic virgin piece of shits.
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>>35300277
Mr.Sceletal is that you?
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>>35300277
Lol pockets.
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>>35300277
She was like..fuck it ..this wrapping paper will cover my preteen granny boobs...imma star so anything I wear is automatically accepted.

Anyone here who knows what are autistic girls like?
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Chad, food, and money
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>>35300272
Autistic perphaps?

Just see tumblr feminists, they always have autism for real doe.
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>>35300272
babbling

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How do you know that you found the right one /r9k/?
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if you have a shiba inu you prboably found the rigth one
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>>35300307
I'm looking for answers my friend
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>>35300263
You'll know when you lose her.

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>try working out for the first time in years because I'm trying to improve myself
>manage to do 1 hour of a mixture of lifting and cardio
>go home, feel tired but pretty good
>next day I wake up feeling like absolute shit
>my entire body is sore and it feels like arms are jello
>can hardly move an inch without pain shooting up my limbs

Why does every attempt I make to improve myself result in pain and despair?
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>>35300221
Because you went too hard. But normally DOMS (Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness) is how you know you're doing it right.
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>>35300221
That's what happens if your body isn't used to working out, idk the details. It will go away if you keep going to the gym for a few weeks.
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>>35300529
> It will go away if you keep going to the gym for a few weeks.

You're saying I have to deal with agonizing pain that lasts several days every time I work out?

Fuck bro

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I was at the store a couple of minutes ago and it hit me.

>I will probably never go to the supermarket with a girl.
>There will be no comfy isle browsing while holding hand and sharing kisses here and there.
>There will be no jelly customers wanting us dead because of our love.
>There will be no hand in hand walking back to our car after we finish buying our stuff.

Any other feels like this?
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Sometimes, yeah.
blox.
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>>35300184
My gf hates when i come with her to the supermarket as I'm always like "do we really need this" or "this stuff is so bad for you" or "you can buy that if you want but I wont have any"

Writing that out actually made me feel bad and like an asshole so thanks OP for the wake-up call
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Going grocery shopping with a women is boring and annoying. You fucking nu male cucks are seriously getting more and more pathetic.

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I went from a 5/10 "not bf material" loser to a 10/10 alpha male.

AMA
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>>35300159
am i being rused? dude looks like a 1 to a 3
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You become a 10 when you hide your face from view? Damn wish I knew earlier. The first picture is a 3.8 btw. Qt girl tho
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>>35300185
I suspect the guy in the photo is someone on OP's facebook and OP is teasing him to make himself feel better

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You think being a robot is bad?
Try being a middle eastern robot.
I can't even have peace on 4chan.
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>>35300106
Well I cant even have peace on a fucking airplane you stupid sandnigger
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>>35300106
Why don't you just buy a woman?
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Maybe if you'd shave that scraggly beard and stop wearing those stupid clothes...

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The fuck has been fucking trashing up the house ever since he moved here. Its literally fucking DISGUSTING to live here. He pees in the air vents like its nothing and brings TRASH to the house. I can't fucking take it anymore. Yesterday, he was "cleaning" the trash bin while dumping all the trash in the bathtub and toilet. This motherfucker just doesn't fucking realize. Oh the bathroom. It stinks like a fucking park bathroom. He ends up pissing all over the floor. The floor is stained with piss thanks to him. I want him to fucking die already.
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>>35300097
Just start fucking his ass with lube

He'll start understanding afterwards
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>>35300097
It sounds like he has dementia or alzheimers. Don't be such a cunt to him. He probably has no idea what he is doing because his brain is custard. Keep him busy with other tasks instead so he doesn't feel like he needs to dump your trash in the bathroom and toilet.
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>>35300116
ass lube

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I can only enjoy male-free porn. Does it make me a cuck if I like lesbian porn? How to get into straight porn?
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LESBIAN PORN DOES NOT MAKE YOU A KEK! If anything it makes you less gay. The womanly figure is way more attractive. If you can only get off to the dick insertion you're probably a faggot.
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>>35300091
whoa wait a minute i didn't type kek there i typed KEK
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lesbian porn is for women and middleschoolers

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I wouldn't be so bipolar if people didn't constantly randomly ostracize me
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>>35300058
Haha what a faggot kys! You'll never be one of us


Original ironical
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>>35300058
I really, really, REALLY like this original picture.

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>tfw I tried to get /fit/ but no gainz because of anorexia

anyone know these feels?
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>>35299999
fucking checked

i've been /fit/izen for 2 years now. i dont know your feels sorry. you have to eat bro good luck.
do it for her
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EAT MORE YOU LAME ASS PUSSY

GET A PARTNER
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>>35300047
HOW DO I EAT MORE? I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY SO ITS hard to go to the grocery store, so when I do go I eat it all fast and then starve until I'm able to go again.

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