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Who here is obsessed with being /cuckolded/?

I'm trying to find a fembot to cuckold me regularly and for me to worship. <3
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>>35349972
>I'm trying to find a fembot to cuckold me regularly and for me to worship.
Good luck. Women aren't interested in cuck shit.
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>>35349972
why would you want this. don't you feel hurt and unloved
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>>35350706
>don't you feel hurt and unloved
He's probably felt that way for his whole so he's reached the point where he fetishes it.

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Hey robots
I created a skype group for lifelong learners.
The group will be a place for people to share books, tutorials and knowledge they love.
https://join.skype.com/BgKXiyxj70SK

We could also make a rabbit group so people get to watch lectures together.
Everyone is welcome.
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>>35349955
>skype

what are we, in late 2015?
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>>35349970
discord shill, pls go.
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>>35349955
do you guys discuss genuine avant-garde topics of study?
>post-natural abortion
>cum humunculi R&D
>the REAL autopsy of Heidegger's fascist sentiments
>the aesthetics of quantum mathematics
>the mathematics of a ethical metaphysics


If you guys are circlejerking over fucking plebeian-tier philosophical/theological/mathematical/ literary topics, count me out--otherwise, this could be somewhat grooving.

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Is there anyone out there who isn't over their first love?

I am currently in a relationship. We've been together for a few years. There's highs and lows. Honestly, however, not super happy. We are engaged...I would never cheat on her, but there are times I think of my ex. She was the girl I lost my virginity too, and sometimes I can't get her out of my head.

She was absolutely a bitch, and the relationship didn't last long. She actually has tons of cons, but there was just something about her..she reminded me a lot of myself. We had the same interests. We had the same humor. She made me laugh. She was a dare devil and took me out of my shell.. What should I do? Just forget? Would it be weird to try to reconnect just as a friend? Or would that lead to shameful things?

Any experience anons?
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>>35349950

BUG OFF TO SOC WITH YOUR NORMALFAGGOTRY!
>>>/soc/
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exes only bring trouble. save yourself that spiral of depression.
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>>35349950
I have felt a similar thing anon

I would suggest to try to look at it in a more logical lens. Was I happy in the relationship at the time? Am I missing the idea of her more than the actual person? Am I just bored of my current partner?

These things make me much happier where I am.

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Who here /obsessed by the Stan/?
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Stop posting pictures of my dad

Where are you getting these?
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>>35349931
love the stan
wana ruffle my hand through his hair
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How can one man be so ugly? He's so ugly, you'd think there isn't any more ugliness left for the rest of the world.

You are now realizing that all the pictures on all the imgboards right now begin with 1488
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>>35349924
And they will stay that way until March 8, at 2:06pm
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>>35349924
You are now realizing that your entire existence is comparable to a grain of sand in a desert
even the greatest souls to have walked the earth are nothing more then a grain of sand and earth is nothing but a rock in the desolate desert that is the universe.
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>>35349968
Oh no, I'm not just now realizing that.

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What are some redpilled games for robots?
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>>35349890
Life
if you can get past the tutorial.
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>>35349919
Life is not for robots
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>>35349975
I'm not a robot I'm a failed normie.
Oregano

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>Beginning of November of last year start taking Prozac
>Quit after the first month because it gave me extreme anxiety and made me unable to achieve an erection
>Anxiety goes back to normal after a week or two but my dick is still broken to this day

What the FUCK r9k please tell me how i can get my penis back to normal
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>>35349883
i can try to give you a hand
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>>35349883
Have you tried anal?
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>>35349898
I'm not gay
>>35349957
Anal is gross and im pretty sure you still stay soft when fucking your butt, or so i've heard.

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>have always avoided playing zelda games because i hear they're hard to figure out
>decide to get it over with and try playing the legend of zelda on nes
>spend a fucking hour travelling around the map killing shit with no defined goal and no idea what to do
I FUCKING KNEW IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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play the newer ones, the original one hasn't aged well
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I've never played Zelda because I've never had a Nintendo console. Never played Smash either.
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>>35349876
I started the SNES one and it's much more enjoyable. But the original seems fucking impossible to play without having a guide.
>>35349895
Never heard of emulators?

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Why are indian men so weird and rapey?
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>Your so beautiful
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>>35349834
They're not good at communication; they have to exaggerate their emotions with body language.
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>>35349834
>Why are indian men so weird and rapey?
w-why are you saying these mean things about me ;_;

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do girls smell like foreskin? Like I'm familiar with the smell of my foreskin but do girls down there areas smell like how my foreskin does? Please be honest.
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>>35349805
girls smell like fish and nothing like your foreskin, it's okay I enjoy the smell of my foreskin too but I can assure you it's nothing like you imagined. Prepare to be disappointed.
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>>35349805
im a girl and no, only if you have bad hygiene
On the other hand as a med student and knowing we have some bateria (that we actually need) so it can have a distinguish smell but not necessary a bad one.
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it is really dependent on the day, time since shower, exercise, etc. but I would say they smell similar to the sweat that gathers between the thigh and pelvis.

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>tfw you have transcended and no longer have a desire for gf or sex

anyone know this feel?
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>>35349768
I know the feeling (somewhat)

While I do feel the need to be loved, etc. I've simply given up my search, knowing that I'll probably never find anyone.

So, I've given up, but while the desire is still there, the "need" is not.
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Haven't talked to a human for months and don't even feel lonely. Once you abandon all normie concepts such as friendship and success you will truly be at peace.
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>tfw you have taken the bogpill

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Do you have people to text /r9k/?
The only person my age I see is my brother, and he's always talking to girls or his friends. We'll be talking and I'll say something only to realize he started texting and tuned me out completely. It hurts. Not just getting ignored, but not having anyone want to talk to me. I shouldn't care if one sentence isn't heard, I should be talking to 6 people at the same time.

If I pull out my phone in public it's to look at my options menu, because I don't want people to know that the only thing I have to look at right now is the floor.
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People who are texting loads of people don't have close friends, they are just trying to fill the void.
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>>35349749
Mind your own business if you're looking at other people's phones
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>>35349749
I never got used to texting or typing on a smartphone, so I try to avoid it when I can.

I wish people went back to using instant messengers

Let's say tomorrow morning you wake up as a 6'5" (195.58 cm) man with a physique like pic-related. Your face would still be yours but changed a bit to be ruggedly handsome. You also get a manly beard and a ton of body hair. With this change you also have become extremely high testosterone. As well as a extremely thick, above average length manhood; with a pair of fat nuts that suit your new genitalia.

Everyone who knows you will suddenly belive that you've always looked like this, and that you appearance didn't change overnight.

What would you do with your new body? What would your initial reaction be?
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Sounds pretty gay you faggot
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do i have to maintain it, or will i be back to skelly mode in a few years?

do i have the same stomach capacity as before, or can i eat as much as a person this size can
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>>35349750
Lmao your the one who now has a body that you deemed 'gay' jokes on you.

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Why are white people so violent and deranged? How do we stop them?
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>>35349727
who is the guy top center?
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>>35349727
>tfw one of my sjw friends has taken to using the phrase "wypipo" to discuss whites
Will the niggerspeak ever end

I get that language evolves, but this is de-evolution.
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You can't stop them, you're too dumb and weak. Sry you're just going to have to live with it. Stay indoors pussy.

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What would you do if you were AM from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream? You have 6 humans at your disposition and you can do almost anything with them for the rest of eternity.

They would be my sex slaves and I'd play all kinds of erotic games with them, I think they would enjoy it.
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The ultimate shitposting brigade
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>>35349722
>is ultimate ai >makes human sex slaves
Are u retarded?
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Torture them for eternity.

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