Is it illegal to leave a brutalized, gory dead cat on someone's yard? I want to send a message
>>35352505
Pretty sure it's very illegal. Whats the situation?
>>35352515
Being an angry eurofag
>>35352505
Yes, the laws reaction will be this, Person A was seen putting a gory dead cat on Person B's yard
What was Person A's motive for doing this action?
Intimidation or Mental illness, neither option will look good for you
So either you plead insanity and say the voices told you to deliver the cat to valhalla
Or you admit that it was intimidation attempt and catch the penalty for that
Both of these cases apply only if caught but then again everything is legal if you don't get caught
Why is she so perfect?
Amazingly original
Because it's a picture. In this form she's 2d.
>>35352682
Thats not how it works reddit
>>35352488
that outfit is super cute. I would wear it.
I saw Donnie Darko. I have large desire to get bunny suit. Am I furry if I get bunny suit.
I dont wanna be furry. Fuck you I dont wanna be furry.
Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
>he wants to wear a bunny suit
>he wants to get fucked while wearing a bunny suit
>he wants to get fucked in a bunny suit by a man in a fox suit
>he wants to do all this and more in a bunny suit
You're a furry now it's to late
End yourself and your degenerate ways
Fur fucker
>You just gotta be like yourself man
>what's your issue man... why don't you just go talk to her?
>>35352444
Chad worked for his good looks
stay mad
>"women fuck everyone"
>haven't had sex with at least one of the 4 billion women
make up your mind cucks
>>35352436
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>>35352436
no conflict of ideas here it's the
80/20 rule in action
>>35352502
This means that an average girl have fucked about 6 men.
That's not much at all. Women are not whores.
>look out the window
>see a non-white person
>day ruined
>>35352421
This is literally the WORST
>>35352421
>look out the window
>see no dream gf waiting for me
>day ruined
>neighbour plays loud mexican music from his shitty truck all day
cant wait for summer again.
REEEEE I HAVE FUCKING FLEAS I TOLD YOU TO NOT BRUSH OFF THE CATS FLEAS INSIDE BECAUSE WE'LL GET FLEAS AND NOW I HAVE MULTIPLE FLEAS CRAWLING UP MY LEGS WHILE I'M TRYING TO PLAY VIDYA AND YOU WON'T EVEN ACCEPT IT'S YOUR FAULT BECAUSE "it's just your room" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M ITCHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY DO YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME AND THEN WHEN I'M PROVEN RIGHT YOU WON'T EVEN ACCEPT IT OR APOLOGIZE EVEN WHEN I'M THE ONE IMPACTED BY YOUR STUPIDITY DUMB BITCH ROASTIE MOTHER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35352408
Strangely enough I know that feel, maybe vacuumed them? I forgot how we got rid of them before
>>35352408
I KNOW THAT FUCKING FEEL OP MY STUPID CAT BROUGHT FLEAS HOME AND IT TOOK US MONTHS TO GET RID OF THOSE FUCKERS I'M SO SORRY ROOOOOOOOOOO
>>35352442
OP won't reply. He came to vent, not to solve his problems.
just had to share this with you guys, every now and then it comes to mind.
>fatal car accident involving 5 teens in my city
>they are the most perfect example of normies you could imagine
>all high and drunk during the accident and speeding 3 times the limit
>hit a tree and all are dead on impact
>their thousands of normie friends showed up at the site of the crash to set up a memorial site with candles and flowers, etc
>by the end of the first night there is a large pile of flowers and teddy bears, 'you just died' greeting cards etc, SURROUNDED by a sea of alcohol cans and bottles and used drug paraphernalia)
>the scene of the accident has basically turned into a street party
>browsing 4chan later that night (/b/ i think) and come across a thread
>mfw some normie hating /b/tard has waited until they all left, gone to the memorial site and taken a wet diarrhea shit everywhere, including all over the flowers, cards, and the remains of the tree they hit and posted pics on 4chan
normies totally and utterly B T F O.
>>35352376
It was you right OP?
He showed those stupid normans, dude
Could you show us pics?
>pirate game
>actually enjoy it
>end up putting 13 hours into it in 2 days
>a weird sense of guilt sets in because I didn't pay for the game
>these people made something that actually gave me some joy
>delete the game and my saves
>>35352375
fucking cuck
orinigalo desu
wtf
anything free makes me feel way better about using it
>>35352375
Nice tryy, kike
>you'll never live somewhere tropical along the ocean
Don't say that! That's like my dream!
>>35352352
>Go to Phuket
>Get a job at any bar / beachfront hotel
>Rent $100 a week
>Bang tourist sloots
>Give in to normie life
>>35352610
How do I do this without a lot of money?
doubles and i kill myself
>>35352336
not today.. not today..
>>35352336
Someday, Robbie robot.
>>35352336
Check em original doubles
i cant put my glande in this, is my girth average?
>>35352308
there is not a universal legal tp role size..
this could be any size
just measure your dicks circumference by looping a piece of paper around you dick and then measure the paper with a ruler
>>35352308
your dick wasn't hard right?
>>35352308
My tiny dick fits snug in one of those
>born on womens day
Where do you live for that to actually matter.
>>35352321
if you are a virgin with no gf it doesnt matter
>born on national boyfriend day
>she hasn't accepted your friend request after an hour
g-guys?
>>35352280
>sending friend requests
Found the faggot
>>35352280
>she
lmao end yourself kid
Haven't send anybody friend requests in like a couple of years, still get many, most people seem desperate to increase their "friend" count
>be me
>23, chilling in my room playing league with some friends over the internets on saturday night
>rooming with 2 other girls (they are party animals)
>i used to like to party, but definitely not with them
>All they care about is getting black out drunk / doing coke / 'finding a man'
>anyways, they wanted to introduce me to these two dudes they brought home with them
>first dude comes along
>We'll call him Chad
>"Hey man wanna take a shot?"
>no thanks i'm good
>"C'mon take a shot!"
>say no again
>"Whatchu doing? World of Warcraft?"
>"Don't you want to meet some black chicks, we're going to the bar to meet some. Don't you like black girls?"
>I laugh it off and tell him im in the middle of a game with friends
>they all leave at 12am
>they come back at 3am
>decide to make dinner, so I go out into the kitchen and prepare to leave the house for the store
>they are in there
>"Hey come take a shot with us, c'mon man"
>"Wanna smoke a stoge? (cigarrette)"
>basically repeats shit like that over and over again
>No, I don't smoke. I don't feel like drinking
>"C'mon RYyyyannnn. Don't be lame"
>"Come smoke a stoge"
>Roomate says "i'm so sorry" as I go out the door
>Uhuh, i mutter as I leave
>go to store
>come back
>while making dinner it's just the same shit
>"Ryannnnn, whats up bro?"
>"Wanna take a shot?"
>"Wanna smoke a stoge? C'mon Ryannnn."
>They finally go into my roomates respective rooms and bang them
>It's 6 AM
>Finally peace and quiet, I can go to bed
>12 PM, Chad throws in self on my door banging on it shouting "Whoaaaaa"
>I go over to my roomates room, he is there on the bed with them
>"Hey ryan wanna take a shot?"
>"It's only sunday ryan."
>kind of just growl at him and tell them to keep it down
>they don't so I just decide to get up and shower
>Keep hearing "Ryannnn, whatchu doing mann" and stupid shit of the sort
>Get out of shower and they tell me they are leaving
>tell them goodbye (thank fucking god they are leaving)
Were they mocking me?
>>35352274
kys no way in hell im gonna read all that
/alpha-male
>>35352274
They were trying to make you a Chad. They gave you a chance and you blew it faggot
What a buzz kill
You had your chance to become normal