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You're gonna get fucked over by it. You'll remember this feeling, try to get it again, then sperg horribly in front of the wrong people. End the high anon, it's the most humane death you can hope for at this point.

>feel like you weren't sperging
>it emerges later that you were merely unaware of your sperging

>>35466116
glad you recognize the feeling but im going to have to disagree with you on that but thanks anyways

Girls don't exist on omegle. You got asked by hairy Indian guy.

>>35466040
No, not gay. I feel that way too. Just want to yap without some agenda. But I can never think of anything to yap about. I'm too boring.

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>>35466040
Most forward girls on omegle are fake anyways.

Slightly related true story: One time when I was younger and retarded, I skyped with a cute girl I met on chatroulette. Unsurprisingly it turned out to be a scam, and after asking me to jack off while fingering my butthole, a video of myself popped up along with all my facebook contacts, and a guy demanded $500 over wire transfer. It was literally the most scared I've ever been in my life. I tried paying the money but my bank wouldn't let me, so I just blocked him and hoped for the best. I remember walking around outside afterwards and wondering if my life was over and I was going to have to kill myself. Got lucky and the video never got released, but one of my friends messaged me saying some weird person was asking about me.

That was ~3 years ago, near the beginning of a pretty bad phase that I'm still in. I barely think about it anymore, but sometimes I wonder if that was the moment that really pushed me off the deep end.

>>35466034
Cause ppl would miss me and I'm still being productive.

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>>35466065
>ppl would miss me

>>35466034
because suicide is for pussies

i might hate life but I mean im still alive at least

>>35466011
I'm not even going to bother clicking this shit. Guaranteed to be a greater waste of time then writing this post.

No, they don't, stop being naive.

Honestly id date Trish if I had the chace

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Yes, kill yourself faggot.

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>>35466028
you make an excellent point, i'm afraid

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>>35466008
>all i want in life is to become and be called a cute girl
same desu

>>35466001
Bump
bloxbyrobo

Even girls have this issue
I dont know how to use tampons

>>35466001
Hey op, opened your thread because this is kinda related, my girlfriend is gonna make me lick her out today and I've got no clue what I'm supposed to do, any tips?

Cuz she already beej Chad .

You cuck

>>35465968

Something about oral really rustles my jimmies. I had a gf who swallowed for the first few weeks of dating and then stopped, and it ate me up. I think I'd be more fucked up if a girl cheated on me by giving some guy head than if she just fucked him.

>>35465968
She probably already blew a lot of people before you.

Sure you can join me and a friend, Whats your name

>>35465974
I don't want to give out my discord name, I'd rather you post where you are at and I'll join...

>>35465990
https://discord.gg/DTDGR
Join this and i'll invite you to this call i'm in

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>>35466007
Close enough

This first is ripped straight off my Facebook, the quote you are reading is something I UNIRONICALLY said and thought was smart.

Basically, I made this original content and it's pure cringe going back.

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>>35466079
Heres another piece of original content I created and posted on my Facebook.

>>35465931
the dubstep remix of the ISIS nasheed, if my nation keeps doing what it's doing

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>>35465931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o8QpvkJAMk&t=311s

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>>35465931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2jxjv0HkwM

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>>35465907

>When you haven't succeeded at a single thing in your entire life
>When you still have some hope things can improve

I want to accept my loserdom but I think if I do I'll have to kill myself

Shut the fuck up you little piece of faggot shit suck my 5 inch cock faggot

>>35465907
lf you just realized that about yourself, i mean if you just recently realized that, for gods sake CHANGE immediately. i know this is a meme site but if youre serious, CHANGE NOW! its not too late. if you only just started telling yourself that there might still be hope. Do the things you tell yourself you should but are too much of a bitch to. do it before its too late. there might still be hope!

My goals are to find a good comfy job in IT
Lift heavier and get big
And to cut down on bad habits that intrude on my productivity

Generally I feel like I'm heading in a good direction

2 years ago in my first year of college I was thinking about suicide daily, playing too much videogames, and skipping class getting by on my pretty good knowledge of the subject already.

Now I feel I have a drive, I wanna be the best and beat everyone in my path

Goals: Buy own car, move out and go to college in another city.

Addictions: None. Love porn but on nofap.

Moving closer to goals by wagecucking my ass hole wide open.

Goals : Work and make enough money to start my own business with a safety bet. Keep on living a good life with my girl, maybe move in together. Make parents proud so they'll stop nagging
Addictions : porn, marijuana, internet and residual addiction to other stuff that I try to keep in check (haven't done any of my problematic drugs in over a year and). Also current addictions aren't as heavy as they used to.

Being a wagie fucking sucks but I honestly don't mind it too much cause my life is good apart from that. Started camwhoring online in the evenings too, sometimes with my gf. All around, a pretty comfy and perverted pace.

Seriously fuck pride parades, wanna shoot them all up

>>35465827
Forgot about the filter/hide system? Or just lazy?

>>35466341
You sound like a very productive member of society.

>>35465792
good, the sooner the better.

bring me the afterlife.

>>35465792
can't wait

oregano commento

>>35465792
>>you will experience death
Clearly not, because I'll be dead.

>>35465743

you're more sexist than we are.

women can't work for shit, we all know it.

>>35465743
good b8 m8 I m not falling for it

>>35465743
go post this shit on /pol/, its not entertaining in any way whatsoever