hey so um all i want in life is to become and be called a cute

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Yes, kill yourself faggot.

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>>35466028
you make an excellent point, i'm afraid

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>>35466008
>all i want in life is to become and be called a cute girl
same desu

>>35466008
Make it happen, capt'n

>>35466008
it's not so much to ask. but you have to be my qt gf (male) if you do

>>35466055
Fork in an electrical socket won't kill you, just burn the shit out of your hand and arm.

>>35466099
deal

please say i'm a cute girl :3

Just moisturize and put coconut oil in your hair. Use a lip scrub. Exfoliate. Get your nails done. You'll be almost cute in no time.

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>>35466102
>Fork in an electrical socket won't kill you, just burn the shit out of your hand and arm.
it might kill you I think

>>35466270
>Just moisturize and put coconut oil in your hair. Use a lip scrub. Exfoliate. Get your nails done. You'll be almost cute in no time.

coconut oil in my hair? won't it make my hair smell strongly all day?
and lip scrub isn't needed, just use your tooth brush, use soft bristles and it's great

for exfoliation you guys should get a loofah

>>35466286
Give it a try. I did it when I was ten and it burned my hand pretty bad.

>>35466303
Lip scrubs are just a luxury. I use a tooth brush but I like my lips to taste kissable. Coconut oil, leave it in, and then wash it off With shampoo.

>>35466008
I want to hunt the sperm whale with a crew sailing out of Nantucket, but yes, some things are too much to ask.

>>35466345
>Lip scrubs are just a luxury. I use a tooth brush but I like my lips to taste kissable. Coconut oil, leave it in, and then wash it off With shampoo.
what kind of lip scrub do you use?
are you a cute girl (male) btw

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>>35466126
y-you're a really cute girl, anon.

i'm sure you'd look even better dressed up for me though

>>35466303
i put coconut oil in my hair and my manager at work made me go into the office and apply deoderant so yes it does smells

>>35466393
I do a diy lip scrub. Its just sugar and rosehip oil in a container. I'm a girl(female).

>>35466431
>i put coconut oil in my hair and my manager at work made me go into the office and apply deoderant so yes it does smells
wtf lol

yeah I know a lot of black people do that because they have really thick hair or something, maybe it's just cultural

while it's definitely not a bad smell I think a lot of people will think it's too strong a smell, I would rather people couldn't smell me from like arms length

>>35466008
yawn this is garbage.
you'll get to 30 and find a way to kill yourself.

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>>35466435
>sugar and rosehip oil
this one?
https://www.skinnymetea.com.au/blogs/smtblog/34988100-diy-rosehip-oil-sugar-scrub

c-can you please be my e-friend and teach me how to be girl???

>>35466541
Another good hair oil is argan/Moroccan oil. It's healthy and the smell is not overbearing.

>>35466572
Yeah rosehip oil is just very versatile and good for lots of things. Same with coconut oil. Get a pinterest. It's the most Stacy normie tier app but it's like a magazine on your phone, and it's so cute

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>>35466615
>Get a pinterest
no thanks I don't use social media desu

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>>35466638
>no thanks I don't use social media desu
ok

>>35466638
Pinterest is good for things other than social media stuff anon. I use it for gathering art for my tabletop games and recipes and that's literally all. There's not actually any social interaction involved.