>you will experience death >you will have to experience

>>35465792
good, the sooner the better.

bring me the afterlife.

>>35465792
can't wait

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>>35465792
>>you will experience death
Clearly not, because I'll be dead.

>>35465815
I don't know how to break this to you so I'm just going to tell it straight: there is no afterlife. You just rot in the ground.

I HAVE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON TWELVE SYSTEMS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68BrauMLt_0

Usually people who die have a look of relief on their face. People's last words in death (that is, while death is occurring) are usually positive. Whether or not you believe in the after life, many people say things like "oh my god" or "it's beautiful" at the moment of death. So either they see where they are going after life, or perhaps at the moment of death, all the pain stops and they are filled with a great ecstasy.

Edgy things said by death row inmates don't count, because, you know, they're criminals, so they're bound to say some fucked up shit as their last words.

>>35465825
that's not until after you experience death. you will still have to experience your body's functions shutting down and all of the pain involved with that

>>35465792
Eh, I doubt the pain I experience from my skull splitting open upon concrete will last that long. The bridge is pretty high up.

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>>35465914
we're wanted men.
>i'll be careful
you'll be DEAD

>>35465863
i'm aware, I still like to entertain the thought of reincarnation.

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I was about to go to sleep and now I'm crying thanks OP

>>35465963
Why would you want to continue living if you want to die already? What if you get reborn as an abused pet?

>>35465792
It's kind of sad how life is.
>basically programmed to fear and hate death because it promotes continued existence
>nevertheless death is inevitable and everything we are, all our feelings and notions are roundly destroyed. "making something of yourself" is essentially pointless
>to ease our anxieties we basically have a whole system of beliefs and traditions revolving around the idea that we never really die because otherwise it's just too depressing

>>35465999
i'm a gambling man, I could be reborn as chad

>>35466115
forgot to mention that since its possible that reincarnation is real, since life has existed for millions of years before you did, you might be reincarnated as a prey animal who will be torn apart by a predator

it might happen over and over again until you become a human again, and then you end up getting shot in the back by a nigger