>tfw nobody will save me of this neet life
i just wanna have a qt girlfriend
>>35476212
Fuck off, mumkey. (This comment is super ass original)
>implying a cute girl would waste her time of day on you instead of hanging out with me, a normie
would you date a single mom , make her suicide so you raise the girl by yourself and abuse her , only to create a savior?
hi there my name is steven and welcome to the new server!
https://discord.gg/PxSZXyv
also post other cool servers too
discord general I guess
Comfy server/10.
nice
orimghana
Hey this is pretty comfy server although some of the members are a bit odd
>be bong thinking of getting a new gaming PC
>fugg this is expensive compared to usual
>google prices in dollars
https://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.aspx?N=100007709%20601204369&IsNodeId=1&Submit=ENE
http://www.ebuyer.com/752809-evga-geforce-gtx-1070-ftw-gaming-acx-8gb-gddr5-dvi-d-hdmi-3x-08g-p4-6276-kr
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
BREXTARDS EXPLAIN YOURSELVES RIGHT FUCKING NOW, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS
VOTED REMAIN BUT DIDN'T EVEN CARE UNTIL THIS, JESUS CHRIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35476155
>.com
>brexits fault
you are retarded
Computer parts have always been heinously expensive anywhere but asia and the US.
Even Canada has stupid big markups
>>35476188
https://www.scan.co.uk/shop/computer-hardware/virtual-reality/nvidia-geforce-gtx-1070
https://www.overclockers.co.uk/evga-geforce-gtx-1070-ftw-gaming-acx-3.0-8192mb-gddr5-pci-express-graphics-card-gx-306-ea.html
https://www.amazon.co.uk/EVGA-NVIDIA-GeForce-Cooling-Graphics/dp/B01HZQVSDO/ref=sr_1_1?s=computers&ie=UTF8&qid=1489350433&sr=1-1&keywords=gtx+1070+ftw
It's the same everywhere you retard. Newegg was the only American site I've checked aswell.
How the fuck did anyone think this was a good idea?
Creative writing thread
Tell me robots, what goes in in your head when you see a beautiful woman?
>>35476104
putt my peepee in :O
Me jamming my dick in her, but the split second before that I fantasize what panties she's wearing, the sluttier the underwear the more down I am.
>>35476104
Feelings of inadequacy.
>brain tells me to procreate
>don't
>brain tells me to breathe
>stop breathing
D E V I L I S H
>brain tells me to start becoming more social and do something to meet qt grill
>fap to porn instead
aint getting cucked by my own brain. not today.
What is it with CALLE?
What did he mean by this?
>>35476022
fug if i know
>captcha: calle calle
>he doesn't know
>captcha: calle calle
Calle's the Spanish word for street.
>19 khv
>tfw no job
>tfw no gf
>can't decide
>be a /fit/fag
>be a cuteboi
>not gay
>deprived love
What's the easiest path for someone without motivation or ambition, gain muscle or gain estrogen?
>>35476021
>be a cuteboi
this is definitely the best path
you'll love the new you
Stop spamming these threads you dumb faggot
You've made like 5 of them within the past 10 minutes
>>35476021
You simply must turn gay, Anon.
Or bisexual at least.
How the fuck do I get a belly gf?
>>35476019
that is not a belly gf
that is obesity
>>35476019
I don't know, tinder? That's what I did, and it worked well.
>>35476071
That's what belly gf means.
>>35476019
There aren't honesly people who find this attractive ...are there....?
GROAR ANON! UR GONNA MARRY ME NOW!!
>what do?
Chuckle, then walk away
>>35476018
NOT IF I EAT YOU!!
>>35476067
you'll be out of breath before you reach me, tho
What did you guys think about this movie?
>>35475944
Cringy as shit
>>35476032
Were you able to identify with the main character at all?
>>35476064
No.
He would have been a chad if he wasn't molested as a kid.
>tfw no group of girlfriends to feminize me
this has been my #1 fantasy for years although I'm kind of numbing down a bit now
It happened to me, trust me, you don't want it.
>>35475940
>this has been my #1 fantasy for years although I'm kind of numbing down a bit now
same desu
Why do you still want a girlfriend when you have nothing to offer?
If someone managed to look past your ugly appearance, they wouldn't be able to get past your ugly personality.
You don't have anything worthwhile that would make someone want to be with you. If you did, it would have happened by now. So why don't you just give it up?
You weren't meant to be in a relationship. Some people were meant to die alone, away from other people. They live their lives as cogs in the machine and then they die when they are old and no longer useful. That's us!
>>35475883
>personality meme
But otherwise I agree, we weren't meant to be happy.
>>35475936
>>personality meme
It's not a meme, idiot.
You can overcome ugly looks with a good personality. You can overcome ugly personality with good looks. But if you have neither, you're screwed.
>>35475959
I've seen ugly men who beat their wives yet they still stay with them. Jeffrey Dahmer got numerous love letters, so did Charles Manson, fucking Josef Fritzl got hundreds of letters from women.
>be me
>little 6 year old faggot
>have a friend that owns a dog
>fuck yeah I love dogs
>dog lick me on the face as we play
>friend goes to bathroom
>i lay down and dog licks me more
>tongue goes in my ear
>whatisthisboner?
>nearly have an orgasm from getting the inside of my ear licked
>stop before friend comes back
>think about it all night
>years pass, new nerd friend in highschool
>act gay as shit all the time for lulz
>one day he jokingly kisses me on the ear to weird me out
>moan loudly and get stiff
>ask him a week later to fuck me and nibble my ears
>friendless
Why am I this way.
That is pretty weird, but what kind of friend "jokingly kisses someone on the ear"? I'd say physically "acting" gay for the lulz will only lead to more intimate stuff later. Oh well.
You'll be alright anon.
I've humped my turtle's shell twice
>>35475870
>little 6 year old faggot
you have to be 18 to browse this site
>be poo in loo
How do I make myself look like this other poo in loo?
>>35475846
poo harder
why kohli is being posted so much?
>>35475880
Lmao exactly. We need more Watto/Mitch Johnson to make up for this poo in loo shit.
>two thousand of seventeen
>still no bf to let cum in my behind every night
>behind
What are you, a dude?
>>35475780
Goddamnit stop being a boy and turn into a cute girl already and let's be together forever.
Or lewd talk me into becoming gay either way works.