How the fuck do I get a belly gf?

>>35476019
that is not a belly gf

that is obesity

>>35476019
I don't know, tinder? That's what I did, and it worked well.

>>35476071
That's what belly gf means.

>>35476019
There aren't honesly people who find this attractive ...are there....?

There is a difference between wanting a belly gf and wanting a whale

>>35476375
Yeah. I like how it looks and feels.

>>35476492
Why would it feel any different than regular pussy?

>>35476533

He means the fat, anon.
He thinks it's cuddly.

>>35476019
you have it mistaken bro, only the belly is chubby. the rest of her is either average or dipping slightly into chubby, chick in pic is a fatty.

>>35476019
Saw the image, remembered some stuff.
Don't fall for it guys. Simply don't.

>>35476641

Pls Elaborate, friend.

>>35476641
elaborate plox
I wanna hear some belly gf stories

>>35476703
Sure, friend.

>>35476722
Ok then.

I tried out Tinder, I'm not the prettiest guy around, but I speak english and can handle myself in a conversation, so I got about 4 dates out of it.

They were all fat. Vastly fat. I weigh a bit above healthy myself, but this was other wordly.

Trying to fuck them is nasty. They sweat a fucking lot. Their breasts, even when huge, are smaller than their flabs, and basically move around like water in a trash bag.

When you get to the point of actually getting your dick in, it's like a double entry check pussy, first you have to push through their thighs and then, somehow, get it in, which would be nice hypothetically, but you get the feeling you arent getting completely in because their pussy lips are just swolen and their thighs are in the way.

And fingering them requires an extra joint in you finger. It feels like you just cant reach as easily as you would with a normal girl.

Plus it's smelly.

>>35476375
Yeah, I do. It's the best. Anyone who disagrees is objectively wrong.

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>>35476703
>>35476722

Proof for this--> >>35476835

>>35476533
It's just harder to get into. Nastier