>be me
>little 6 year old faggot
>have a friend that owns a dog
>fuck yeah I love dogs
>dog lick me on the face as we play
>friend goes to bathroom
>i lay down and dog licks me more
>tongue goes in my ear
>whatisthisboner?
>nearly have an orgasm from getting the inside of my ear licked
>stop before friend comes back
>think about it all night
>years pass, new nerd friend in highschool
>act gay as shit all the time for lulz
>one day he jokingly kisses me on the ear to weird me out
>moan loudly and get stiff
>ask him a week later to fuck me and nibble my ears
>friendless
Why am I this way.
That is pretty weird, but what kind of friend "jokingly kisses someone on the ear"? I'd say physically "acting" gay for the lulz will only lead to more intimate stuff later. Oh well.
You'll be alright anon.
I've humped my turtle's shell twice
>>35475870
>little 6 year old faggot
you have to be 18 to browse this site
I bet you 10 (You)s this literally never happened
>>35475870
I wanna nibble your ear. And mayberub my dick on your ears and cum in them.
>>35475870
can i play with your dick and lick the inside of your ears, anon?