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>>35526981
There's a difference between not dating somebody shorter than them and not dating anybody below an arbitrary height.

I don't begrudge a 5'8 girl refusing to date a 5'5 guy like I do a 5'1 girl refusing to date anybody who isn't above 6' tall.

Personally, I wouldn't want to date a girl taller than me, either.

>>35526981
There's a reason short people still exist. Women want to date up, nearly all of them like you said. But them problem is not a lot of them can realistically do that, so they settle and eat ice cream and pop out a few kids and love them to death.

>>35527015

But this gives a reliable estimate of girls that might for sure not care about your height.

Though even then some of them are probably 6'1 and would only settle for a 5'11 at most.

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>You sound like a mysterious school shooter
>You sound like a bad dubbed character from an anime.
They aren't 100% positive but they still made my day and make me laugh thinking about it.

>>35526962
>i'm proud of you my son
>i love you

>not going to based Wendy's

What did you get?

I spent 30 bucks on pizza hut and half of that money was on soda. I told my dad to never buy me soda and I don't want him to think I still drink the stuff so this is my secret way.

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>>35527869
Official Restaurant of /ourgirl/

>>35526926
You like Drump, that's enough for anyone to be an aspie.

this story makes no fucking sense

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>>35526926
>studying abroad in Germany
>visit female cousin who's studying abroad during the same semester in Spain
>have a really fun night out, laugh a lot, get ice cream
>go back to her apartment
>both get reasonably drunk
>she talks about how she thinks she'll be alone forever
>hit me out of nowhere, assumed she wasn't insecure because at least 8/10
>talk for a while, she asks about my relationship experience
>both tired
>she has a roomate
>since I'm the guest she offers me her bed and she'll sleep on floor
>despite autism, convince her that there's plenty of room for two on the bed
>there's really not much room unless we were spooning
>keep talking anyway
>she comments that she's cold and tired
>I agree and hold her like pic related
>she's fine with it
>she keeps adusting her position slightly
>jizz my shorts
>this was last year and nothing of note has happened between us since

Wait until we fucking eat you're going to get us thrown out

>>35526879
Is that Arby's?

Can I wash my hands first? can i use both hands? Is it okay if I touch your thighs and tummy too? Can u marry me?

>proceed to watch her leave from pure pity disgust.

Iktfb. It's too bad life doesn't have a character customization screen.

>>35526896
Where do you hail from lad?

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>It's another episode of people bantering which country has more of -your ethnic group- here

>tfw am just a shithole indicator

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>>35526820
you forgot the most oregano one

>>35526820

unironically the link between (our) human nature and the stagnation of Western Civilization.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faust

>>35526820
Not much, thinking about shit is dumb.

Especially extremely abstract and theoretical shit like "the link between human nature and the stagnation of Western Civilization. I can guarantee you that only "red pilled" 20 year olds who took one Intro to Philosophy class in college and assume they have it figured all out are the only ones who think about that shit.

Nothing's worse than sitting around all day just thinking about stuff. Don't think, do something.

>>35526803
Where originally exactly?

>>35526843
Bozeman, Montana

north africa tunisia

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https://youtu.be/smiFk6KHr_8

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I would have thought most robots here were drowning their sorrows by living in the pst. Any stories you wish to share? The one moment or person you still cherish after all these years?
For me it's this girl I met when I was 13. I sat down on the bus next to her and I immediately knew I liked her. She was the first girl I had a real interest in but was too scared to try and befriend her. I made her aquaintance during the trip (we were going on a sort of holiday trip to Prague) and then, for months on end, stalked her on social media. I was completely paralyzed with fear and never dared to add her because I was afraid she had forgotten me. We then met again at a summer camp a year later and she still remembered me. We became friends and I gathered around me my first true friends at this time, although I fell out with all of them in the end. I was more stricken with her every day but I could slowly see her drifting away, talking about drinking and smoking and having kissed a guy. We kept talking afterwards until she got a boyfriend and I conditioned myself to hate her in order to cope. It didn't work and I kept liking her on and off for the next 3 and a half years. Now she's all grown up, has a boyfriend that treats her like dirt and is overall just a Stacy. She was never intentionally mean to me, she never knew better. I still remember the day she insisted on introducing me to her father to prove she had cultured and mannered friends, and the way he spoke to me and knew where I had been the whole summer.
That day on the bus she fell asleep with the head on the glass and all I could think about was how I wished she would turn and lean her head on my shoulder. That was all I wanted.
Now, 5 years later, I still never held hands with a girl. I've seen her last week (after about 9 months) and she was just like I expected - stunning, but bland, simple and mindless.
Everyone around me is moving on, but i'm still stuck in the past.

>>35526710
live alone
autistic noises turned into screaming profanities at video games

>>35526743
I forgot to greentext my post. Sorry, everyone. I'll leave in shame

>>35526710
>you thought you were alone because you heard the front door open and close
>hear your parents start laughing and actually leave

>>35526683
pants are ripped

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>>35526683
>not the only thing that's too small for you

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>>35526674
Very little response to this thread. First off, stop coming here. Its your best bet. Second, try and find a decent job. Get into better shape (unless that 285 is pure muscle, which I doubt) and get a talent other than sitting around being a god king at halo. Third, whatever money you get put in the bank. Take out enough to live off of, pay for a bit of leisure, and the rest foes away, at least 50% is my goal. Fourth, and likely the hardest yet most crucial step in this plan, is to get a strong supporting group of friends, whether they be work buddies or just guys at the bar, get some dads that can help you out if need be, get close, ham it up. Humans are social animals, and as such, they should be social (who woulda thought)
Fifth, and this is only if you feel lucky, find a life partner (preferably a significant other of the opposite gender.) good luck ok.

Im 25, and in a similar situation if you telescoped everything

>last gf was 6 months ago
>slowly lost social life over the past few months
>work as a merchandiser for 16/hr
>have a useless polisci degree and 40k of debt

I stared off overnight stocking at target for 8 months. I have no idea how i went that long, but I just learned to become numb to everything. I applied for the current position im in now and got hired. Transitioned directly from target to this job.

Im gonna try to become a sales rep when this job gets cut in august. Being a liqour sales rep would be a dope job. I'm gonna continue to leech off my parents untill my student debt is paid off (hopefully by 2018-19)

Research what would conceivably be the next step in the hierarchy of the jobs you used to work. You're also gonna have to learn to embrace the suck.

>sick of physical strain
>the way everyone talks down to you
>you have to answer to them
>opinion doesnt matter

Tough shit. You have to "stay down untill youre up" so to speak. Id sell your vidya ( i dont have one). I endure that daily and am amused by it. They're equally as cucked as i am but just get paid more. The CEO and top execs are the only guys who aren't cucked in any business arrangement.

So in summation:
>stop playing video games
>tough shit
>embrace the suck
>learn to suffer
>become numb

When my job gets cut, I'm gonna go to thailand for a week for obvious reasons. In the meantime, I'm just gonna work 50 hrs a week to get overtime pay on top of fulltime hours, so I can pay off my student loans

>>35527013
>>35527022

Cheers boys, thanks for that. You wouldnt believe how much better it feels just to have someone acknowledge this shit.

I really agreed with everything both of you said and already feel a little bit of motivation swelling in my mid section.

>>35526649
>this is your average liberal

>>35526649
"I'm not white, are you blind or what you fucking SJW cunt."
> I know I wouldn't say that IRL though

>>35526649
It is so gender fluid my nuggin` hurts

>>35526628
You was married ? You're a cuck ? You have childrens ? You know nothing you're just a 19 yo frustrated kid who follow some idiots.

>>35526678
Is it not a common trend ? THere's no denying that its true, in the many cases that yes, men are being maligned and taken advantage of shamelessly once these brain washed women feel the need to be sexually liberated without any consequences for their reckless behavior.

>>35526619
MODS MODS MODS
THIS IS ORIGINAL

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>>35526619

Every single person in my immediate family is successful in some way. All white collar, some were even millionaires, but I'm a complete failure.

Just thought it was strange

>>35526619
Nothing does. I'm completely unoriginal.