ITT:I prove why I should be elected King of the Aspies (Robot

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2017-03-14 10:10:50 Post No. 35526926
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Anonymous 2017-03-14 10:10:50 Post No. 35526926 [Report]

ITT:I prove why I should be elected King of the Aspies (Robot reads and sounds like shit, like saying normalfag)

>Be late last year
>My cousins from Australia who Ive never met before come visit for a week
>I want to hook up with one of them
>The day after I meet them I message the older one on FB saying "Lets get lunch"
>We have lunch
>Went well enough
>Theat night we go to a kosher chinese resturaunt
>Go in thinking its just going to be me, my sister, and my cousins
>Then suddenly 3 guys I know and have known for many years come
>One of them is dating my cousin
>I start feeling inferior for not going to a big boy university and not working towards a big boy career
>Get drunk on Sake
>The guy who is dating the younger cousin (Who is actually a very very nice person and is very nice to me) puts his arm on her shoulder
>Triggered and I start talking mad shit
>This guy is a saint, doesnt say anything, and later on we reconciled because he is just an amazing person and I didnt deserve it but he was ok
>Later we leave, the older cousin says "Oh today he was talking about how bad weed is"
>being drunk I start talking jive saying "Bitch that wasnt what i said you mischaracterizing what I said
>Didnt say anything but she obviously didnt think it was funny
>They were going to sleep at our house but they decided to stay in pico/rob area after I made a fool of myself
>My mom and esp. my sister were furious with me
>Cousins dont keep contact with us now and hate me

Honestly, have anyone ever did something like this? I

Anonymous 2017-03-14 10:20:43 Post No.35527132
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Anonymous 2017-03-14 10:20:43 Post No.35527132 [Report]

>>35526926
You like Drump, that's enough for anyone to be an aspie.

Anonymous 2017-03-14 10:27:00 Post No.35527261
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Anonymous 2017-03-14 10:27:00 Post No.35527261 [Report]

this story makes no fucking sense

Anonymous 2017-03-14 10:31:04 Post No.35527352
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>>35526926
>studying abroad in Germany
>visit female cousin who's studying abroad during the same semester in Spain
>have a really fun night out, laugh a lot, get ice cream
>go back to her apartment
>both get reasonably drunk
>she talks about how she thinks she'll be alone forever
>hit me out of nowhere, assumed she wasn't insecure because at least 8/10
>talk for a while, she asks about my relationship experience
>both tired
>she has a roomate
>since I'm the guest she offers me her bed and she'll sleep on floor
>despite autism, convince her that there's plenty of room for two on the bed
>there's really not much room unless we were spooning
>keep talking anyway
>she comments that she's cold and tired
>I agree and hold her like pic related
>she's fine with it
>she keeps adusting her position slightly
>jizz my shorts
>this was last year and nothing of note has happened between us since