I'm sick of talking and having people expect me to respond to them, how would a robot go about becoming permanently mute?
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>>35537246
slit your throat
oreg
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>>35537246
Cut out your tongue with a red hot knife.
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>>35537246
Stop making shitty threads on 4chan
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comfy cyberpunk thread
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post comfy cyberpunk and pretend its the future or something
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talk about your cyberpunk feels and woes
>tfw no cyber gf
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>tfw you will never live in Neo Tokyo 2200
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What do you say to a girl on tinder when there is nothing significant to make a good first line out of from her pics/bio
Hard mode: No 'hey/hello etc'
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geological factoids to blow their minds.
>some rocks aren't solid
>weathering is the process of breaking down rocks via wind, rain, ice and chemical
>mt rushmore is one large igneous rock
>diamonds are the hardest metal known to man
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>>35537197
I came here to get my dick wet not get a geology lesson
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>>35537197
Well disguised. I bet some dumb chick will actually believe that shit and be like
>wow so smarts lolxdXD
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Asian Guys Are Handsome 2017-03-15 06:47:16 Post No.35537124
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/Thread
Don't even respond.
/ThreadProtip: when the insecure white weebs come to make dick jokes, the smaller they say it is, is a reflection of their own size. The only way to feel superior is to be bigger, but notice how the jokes are always so exaggerated like 3 inch, 2 inch, 1 inch, baby dick, pencil dick, rice seed dick. KEK
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asian dudes have big dicks like 10 inches
t. white weeb
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I want an asian sissy gf right NOW!!!!!!
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>tfw no Asian bf
life is pain
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FAKKU just sent me this email
>"Over the weekend we announced that FAKKU has officially published "Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History", the chapter that spawned the MEGA MILK meme. We were able to track down Shiden Akira, the author of the original hentai chapter, and we've worked together with him to make it available in English and completely uncensored.
>Because you purchased the MEGA MILK t-shirt, we've gifted you a free copy of the chapter! It has already been added to your account to read online and download, you can find it in your library. Enjoy!"
I bought a mega milk t-shirt for my college roommate's birthday like 4 years ago, and now it's finally paying of. thought i would share it with my pals at r9k.
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING STORYTIMEbump for visibility so other anons have time to save these before the thread dies
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CONTENT TAGS
>SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION
>INCEST (BROTHER/SISTER)
>OPPAI
>ORAL
>TSUNDERE
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>>35537084
>now it's finally paying off
How? because they sent you a chapter from an eromanga that you can find for free online?
your patronage to Jacob is worth nothing to either of you, don't give fakku money for attempting to ruin the hentai industry
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don't you love it when your brother accidentally gives you massive tits from slapping you?
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>You can date your oneitis
>On the agreement she can have as much sex with other people as she wants
Do you accept this anons?
Because this just happened to me.
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>>35537051
That's not dating.
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Never been into the idea of being in a serious relationship, so it would be cool if not for stds. I'mma have to pass.
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>>35537051
No, of course not
>someone saved the gif that I made
A-Ah geez...
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Mid-week /aus/bot thread
Hows the week of being a wage cuck or neet treating you? Personally its ok surprisingly, above the normal every week depression at least.
Discord: https://discord.gg/ThctA7g
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Please make sure to say Hi to patricky he is looking for new friends and very welcoming to all
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Got back from the Gym. I need to push myself harder and diet better.
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*TRANS PEOPLE WELCOME*
This server is LGBT inclusive and we would love to have you join us
(the discord owner is actually LGBT too, haha)
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ITT:Say What You Want to Say 2017-03-15 06:41:59 Post No.35537028
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ITT:Say What You Want to Say
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2017-03-15 06:41:59
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I think that homosexuality has a negative affect on society, and should be illegal.
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this board is dead
so long farewell and nothing worth any matter lost
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>>35537028
Close to 100% of robots I've spoken to are delusional. Honestly the depths they go to, to defend their beliefs in the face of evidence is truly remarkable.
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>>35537028
tomatoes are fucking disgusting and if you think otherwise you're a faggot
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Let's get one of these going
>secret
>past
>dread
what did it mean by this?
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>>35536892
>flesh
>leave
>fool
search me, dawgmigo
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>>35536892
>Passion
>Hate
>Hidden
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>man
>cut
>deed
wow that's like totally me
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>tfw can only match with minority girls
I know it's shallow but I just want a gf that looks like me. I don't like getting looks in public from people
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>getting matches
O U T
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>>35536804
Been thinking about making a tinder again. How bad does tinder suck now?
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>>35536880
You can't endlessly swipe anymore. You have to pay to get more than like 15 swipes. Basically it's a way to get money from poor single bastards like us.
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Could I get a full index of robot lingo, complete w/ definitions (Stacy, Chad, Rose, etc.)?
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No. Why would we give outsiders a complete handbook on how to post like robots?
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>>35536786
Fuck off VICE/CNN/MSNBC/whoever the fuck.
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>>35536873
BBC. We're your friend.
Why do girls hate virgin guys so much? I've been googling this for an hour and more often than not even if they like you and don't think you're autistic whatsoever, if just before having sex you tell them you're a virgin they'll send your ass home. What is the fucking big deal about teaching someone to have sex?
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>>35536776
They like to be told what to do and are submissive. It makes them dry and embarrased to say what they want, and they cringe as a guy cums too early from not getting desensitized too.
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Friendly reminder that this board contains actual shit-posting women pretending to be dudes aiming to take over R9K al la invasion of the body snatchers
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>>35536776
Because if you're still a virgin then it means no other woman wanted to bed you and therefore you're low value piece of shit she shouldn't be with because... well because others didn't want you.
On the other hand if you fuck a lot then she'll want you because if others wanted you then there must be something cool about you and she could later bring it up in front of her friends to get cred.
It's kinda like with iphone. No woman really gives a shit whether the iphone is good or bad or how much it costs. They want it because their friends have it and if they do, then it must be good or at least good enough for them. They won't go for an unknown LG ground or whatever.
The good part of this whole thing though is that you can literally lie to women about your partner count if they don't know you well enough.
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Any other robots into producing?
Its the only thing keeping me going in my current point of life
Here's a thing ive been working on for ages
https://clyp.it/erwecmeg
Feel free to share your works too!
[spoiler ] pls no cyberbully [/spoiler]
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>when you fuck up your post
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Yeah I post my stuff here sometimes, music is one of the few things I don't regret spending my time on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXlDCk0UoI4&list=PLUeBDIQmdBn_6xd1JKWwjmlE-SzfgWhjw&index=13
ELITE!
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>>35536821
This is pretty good anon
What DAW do you use?
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>listening to sad love songs in the dark
>never had a gf
I'm just about finished
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Wanna talk? Organizationally?
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>>35536702
Which song? I'm currently also laying in the dark and I wanna listen
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>>35536772
What do you want to talk about?
>>35536785
Right now I'm listening to Mazzy Star "Be my Angel" I'd also recommend "Fade Into You"
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You guys still remember that embarrassing thing you did in school right?
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Thanks for reminding me how I audibly shit myself after tripping over a stool in Biology
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>>35536678
>tfw bad memory
>tfw don't remember much of high school, much less some embarrassing shit I did
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>that time I instinctively kissed my science teacher on the cheek in highschool because she had her cheek facing me talking to the kid next to me
>also wanted to prepubescently fuck the shit out of her