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Yeah OP, I was 14 too once.

>>35588669
>people learn for the test not to actually learn

False

>people get a job for the money not because they actually enjoy the work

False

>people go out to meet potential partners not to actually socialize

False

>nobody actually has any passions for anything

False

Welcome to life. Deal with it.

>>35588614
I think it's because most women are incapable of proper self-deprecation. I like comics that beat themselves up. With women the most you see of that is, like, Amy Schumer talking about how much of a slut she is in-between feminist-empowerment jokes.

>>35599615
>>their voices are grating
>>their brains aren't built for anything besides sociopathic manipulation and narcissism

Nah, this is stupid.

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>>35588614
>Women
>Having humor

Male humor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6DmHGYy_xk

>>35588605
Do you think I should get them checked?

No but I should cause I feel like a huge faggot

>>35588605
>that pic

Even if you're a billionaire women cuck you will tall chads.... how can we compete

>>35588598
your dick gets hard, in a very non original way

You'll get accused of trolling a lot.
At least that is what happens to me.

>>35588598
watching missionary position porn?

>>35588540
I like watching people be excited about games they like or something
It's cozy

i don't even want friends anymore

ASMR and rain sounds. It's the only true guilty pleasure I have.

I browse /r9k/ almost every day

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>non white and fat

Kill yourself, this is an Aryan board.

>>35588459
what race are you then? whats your weight?

>>35588477
Wrong board. Pls leave pls thnx

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>>35588438
23cm, I'm sorry OP :(

>>35588481
That sucks you're pretty far off from ideal, are there surgeries you can look into?

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>>35588489
Not reeli, I enjoy my big benis

>>35588395
>"Go read some Nietzsche!!!1"

thats about it

Are you gonna mansplain her some more?

She's a propaganda piece to try and turn /pol/acks into good goys.

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Hand length doesn't matter. Finger length is where it's at.

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>>35588366
Impossible to tell without height or some point of reference.
Here are my hands.

>>35588393
my index is a little longer on my left hand, and on my right the proportions are flipped. So my ring finger is slightly longer. What mean?
I am a literal faggot so higher estrogen wouldn't be a revelation

>>35588351
Here's the real question: why do you give a fuck?

>>35588367
Because Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.

>>35588351
Can you please post a pic of her? She sounds cute and it would help in coming up with a way for you to convince her to stop wearing it.

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>>35588270
>not even naked
2/10 for effort i guess

I like bestiality more than BLACKED because black men are actually being empowered by media so much they're actually becoming a real threat.

It's harder to see them as slave niggers now so I've moved on.

>>35588270
i know that pic is shooped, but seriously, does anyone know her name?

>>35588213
You can if you lose some weight
Your problem is fixable, be goddamn thankful for it.

>>35588213
Yes. I've done it, so you just need to get lucky or find my ex, lmao.

>>35588250
but as of now, i am a lost cause?

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>>35588140
Don't worry, OP.
We're all gonna make it.

>>35588140
welcome to hell anon, it only gets worse from here

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>>35588140
>realize how much of a mistake humanity was, that humanity has only ever been a net loss, and that it'll never not be this way.
>there is no way to unsee this
>think about it all the time
>tfw this is quickly jading me
elaborate please

No, she can't fucking walk.

>>35588128
>her

If I wanted to be a disabled mental patient, I'd just jump off a small building.

>>35588156
>>35588170
Not even for a day, just to see what it was like?

>>35588071
Attention whores.
No one wants to be your steam friend.

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>>35588082
b-but what about bf

http://steamcommunity.com/id/iwanttoplayanimegirls
add meeee