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>tfw lab partner has a crush on you but you don't like her back
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Was being a NEET virgin part of your plan?
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>>35748141
You don't have to marry her just cuz you pounded that pussy anon. Man up get laid.
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>>35748223
She's a goody two shoes. Instagram does not have her partying, drinking, or any of the Stacey behaviors. It would be one thing to do just smash and dash a Stacey, but she isn't one of them.
I also don't think she's that attractive.
>tfw can't remember what it's like to not be tired
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>>35748027
I know that feel
I feel like when I got out of school (5 years ago) I started sleeping more and more, it is a vicious cycle
I sleep so much that I am tired as soon as I wake up, then I need more sleep just to make up for it
I sleep 10 to 12 hours a day and still feel tired all the time
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>>35748027
>tfw can't remember what it's like to not be disliked
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>>35748027
Coffee only staves it off for like an hour now
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What is your favorite song by the Smiths?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h66-EvYMThQ
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Frankly, Mr. Shankly, I'm a miserable wreck; I've got the twenty-first century breathing down my neck.
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Suicide kino
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KbuGWgYLqWk
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jjjjjjjjpp00-
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You must post in this thread if you've never seen a vagina in real life.
And no, family members don't count.
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Only in original strip clubs
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>>35747994
super originally reporting in
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>>35748009
get the FUCK OUT
learn to fucking read faggot
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>used to be depressed about being a KHHV, knew that I was going to be alone forever
>Sometimes it really bothered me knowing that I will never know what love feels like, or what it feels like to touch another person
>out of nowhere, I suddenly don't feel this anymore (as of a few days ago)
>I don't even think about girls anymore
>I don't even think about anime girls/waifu/fictional characters either
>stopped fapping
>stopped looking at porn
>considering deleting my entire collection
>Don't even feel the urge to touch my own dick anymore
>When I think about love or sex now, I don't even feel emotions associate with those. Not sad, but I'm not happy that I feel this way either
What does this mean?
I gave it at least a week to see if it was just a "phase" but I still feel like this.
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Go and take your problems over here >>>/adv/ . R9k won't help you figure your shit out. Thanks, take care and be safe.
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>>35747993
Happens around the end of male puberty. For some that's mid 20s, but we hit it earlier now days so early 20s uuuu.
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age?
you like aren't done with biology yet, anon
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Why are women so often the victims of double standards like this?
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Because women hate effort and will bring other women down rather than raising themselves up. What that comic doesn't show is that the people telling them those things are also women.
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>>35747965
I love sluts. The more the merrier.
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You and other people have been trained and conditioned to see and be very offended by situations that are unfair to women, and write off those that are unfair to men.
In reality, there are just as many, if not more double standards that fuck over guys, their problems are just ignored because "lol patriarchy".
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Greetings from /ck/.
Tell me, /r9k/. What do you put on your tendies?
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>>35747936
I can't seem to find any good tendies...I don't like tysons and ones from fast food places are too small....what brand do you use?
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>>35747936
Ketchup and mayo.
Or.
Sour cream and tabasco, but my stomach get's irritated by that so no.
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>>35747950
I usually just buy the cheapest I can get.
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WOooohooohooo.. is that anon? anon from Highschool, Dude I haven't seen you in years I miss you anon, What have you been up to anon haha?
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YOUR TIME ENDS NOW, NORMAN!
REEEEEEEEE
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Fuck off breeder scum
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>>35747933
I've seen some shit man... looked into the abyss a little too long..
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so today, i forgot to lock my door in the morning. I came back to the door wide open. I freaked the fuck out. I thought, "oh shit! i just got robbed!"
but as i examined my house, nothing seemed off. except for one thing. the shower. the shower was still wet, and instead of my my usual clean towel hanging on the rack, there was a dirty towel, folded haphazardly under a clean one. so what i'm thinking is...
>be homeless man
>oh hey would you look at that
>an unlocked door
>ooh would you look at all this free shit
>a ps4, ps2, oh boy, this guy has everything!
>whats this?
>a shower?
>thats cool, i'll think i'll take that.
>well, guess i'm off.
but seriously, what else could have happened?
brobots pls explain
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A spooky ghost maybe
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>>35747926
He's still in the house.
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>>35747926
>pls explain
He's still in your house
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Where do i find rape videos on the net?
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a friend of mine wanted to know about this too
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on youtube type in germany vs brazil world cup
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where do you find anything on the internet
amazon
fucking autists, man
Friendly reminder to untwist your balls if one starts riding up from the other. I almost lost one a few years ago to this.
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Th@nk you op.
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>>35747856
How does one untwist their balls
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kek someones going to fall for this
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>Konbanwa, papa! Would you like to try this beef noodle soup I made? It has onions, bean sprouts, rice noodles, thin strips of steak, and the tits of the Hapa girl next door. It was a little hard getting those things off, considering she was only a B-cup. But I managed to pull through with delicacy and grace. Oh, and you should've been there! She had the cutest little screams, until she passed out a quarter of the way through. Shame that.
>Anyway! Want some?
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Step 1, fucking pleb. Asian girls do not say KONBANWA to her father who is already in the house. If he enters, it's TADAIMA - OKAERI you fucking twat.
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>I will never have a daughter he uses her cuteness to get into a people's home, torture, kill them and bring back parts of their body as food.
I will never read stories to her after a big dinner with the next door neighbors.
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>>35747876
She could have made it at the girl that she murdered's house and had just entered herself. Baka.
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How do I become a normie, I just want to be happy and stop being cynical about everything and find a therapist or something that can actually help me. None could so far. It's not even funny, I'm to a point where I can predict what people say with ease when I talk to them. And I'm to a point where I just stopped talking to people and see who would talk to me and realized no one gives a fuck about me.
Why am I like this /r9k/?
Why can't I just stop being cynical and be normal?
I'd rather have friends and be happy but be dumb as hell than having no friends and being cynical and depressed but being intelligent.
Help.
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>be yourself
>get out more
>go to a gym
>etc, etc
>insert same old shit platitude reply here
/thread
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>>35747844
Nice attempt to trigger me
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no fap/no pmo for a year STRAIGHT, get fit like shredded fit atleast, have a 7"+ dick and if not then use penis streching shit or whatever, look good and use korean plastic surgery, dress like a god, always be hygenic and clean, be a dangerous violent male with females and be okay with that
heh :^)
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Audrey Hepburn Thread
Post em boys.
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footgame ridiculous
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wtf i want a g wagon now
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audrey hepburn or gtfo
how do you ward off the crippling realization that one day you are going to die and nothing will have ever mattered?
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Drink, do drugs and play vidya, shitpost on 4chan, try to be helpful and polite in society, go to church and volunteer there even though I don't believe in god or anything, get lots of free spaghetti too.Just try to keep busy and/or get really fucked up and enjoy the ride.
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>>35747754
What? Are you kidding me? That's the absolute BEST part about life! I can't wait to die. Oblivion. It's all over. No more horror.
I have been fantasizing lately about being an old demented man waiting for death in my 80s.
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I don't ward it off, and embrace it instead. I take comfort in the thought that I have no way to prevent my death and that no matter how confident I can be about it, I actually will have no clue what happens to my conscious self when I die. So I sometimes lose a little sleep knowing that, but I don't let it cripple me because there's no point in worrying about a problem that's unsolvable. It's like stressing out over how to calculate pi.