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so today, i forgot to lock my door in the morning. I came back to the door wide open. I freaked the fuck out. I thought, "oh shit! i just got robbed!"
but as i examined my house, nothing seemed off. except for one thing. the shower. the shower was still wet, and instead of my my usual clean towel hanging on the rack, there was a dirty towel, folded haphazardly under a clean one. so what i'm thinking is...
>be homeless man
>oh hey would you look at that
>an unlocked door
>ooh would you look at all this free shit
>a ps4, ps2, oh boy, this guy has everything!
>whats this?
>a shower?
>thats cool, i'll think i'll take that.
>well, guess i'm off.
but seriously, what else could have happened?
brobots pls explain
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A spooky ghost maybe
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>>35747926
He's still in the house.
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>>35747926
>pls explain
He's still in your house
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You're probably right. There are enough homeless people who are just victims of unfortunate circumstance and not criminals.
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GET OUT OF THERE ANON
TEH CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
REEEEEEEEEE DOGGGGY
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>yfw OP is the guy breaking in
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>>35748012
geinus
you blew this thing wide open
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>>35747926
sleep with a weapon tonight and find a way to protect your fragile anus.
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>>35747966
>>35747969
my house isn't that big, no suspects found. been searching everywhere since because i'm already paranoid as fuck
>tfw i was scared to check under my bed
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>>35747926
Sounds probable.
As long as nothing was stolen or vandalized, I'd say just let it go with your blessing.
Something to shake your head and smile about. Maybe leave a note on your door with a contact number.
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>>35748187
You really need to cover that hole anon. Maybe some sort of chastity belt....
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>>35748196
why would i leave a note with my number?
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>>35748214
it's this other thread, anon
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>>35748214
So you can make dialog with your intruder, duh.
If he didn't take anything, he's probably not a bad guy.
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>>35748214
Leave a note telling him to explain himself next time.
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this is one of the perks of owning a gun, when you suspect your house has been compromised you get to sweep and clear
its pretty fun actually
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>>35748637
sounds hella fun
and live in texas, so if someone is there, i could kill him until he dies scott-free!
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>>35747926
is that a pikku of Boxer?
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>>35748980
idk, just kinda found it one day. sorry.
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