You must post in this thread if you've never seen a vagina

Only in original strip clubs

>>35747994
super originally reporting in

>>35748009
get the FUCK OUT

learn to fucking read faggot

>>35748009
That counts.

Organic

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>>35747994
Reporting
giggnfif

tfw only see vaginas while nurses are putting caths in in the OR
abstract sort of feel
i see some underaged titties often too

I have seen my own, but on the flip side I have never seen a penis in real life.

>>35748073
That also counts.

I have LITERALLY never seen a vagina in real life. Is this bad?

Homofag here. Sucked over 100 dicks but never seen a pussy, and doubt I ever will.

> and i like it that way

>>35747994
My friend tricked his little sister into pulling down her swimsuit once when we were kids.

>>35748099
I never asked for this anon, it's usually fat hairy chicks.
disgusting

>>35748084
how did you manage to bend that far down anon?

>>35748110
You're what's known as a "Platinum" gay.

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>22 and havent seen poon yet

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>>35748073
>i see some underaged titties often too
Gonna need some stories there Anon

>>35748166
Mirrors are awesome

>>35748352
>operating on the head/neck region
>patient's gown is usually lowered to right on the clavicle
>adjust drape/patient/start to wake up patient
>can see titties cause i'm right there
not exciting at all

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>>35748408
I guess I didn't really know what I expected but thanks anyway anon

never seen one, but I have touched one. Is this good or bad?

>>35747994
why are you shaming me this late at night

>>35747994
I think.
I cant remwmbet if I saw it really.
I might have.

I saw one when I was 11 years old in a family change room. It was weird.

>>35748444
>seeing a 19 y/o patient this afternoon
>obviously slutty
>noticeable nipple piercings
there are perks to being in the medical field if you're a degenerate

Haha you guys are kidding right? There's about 3 billion vaginas out in the wild and you're telling me you've NEVER seen one in person? Haha nerds

I never even seen a tit in real life, not even from a distance

>>35748529
same tbqhwy famalam

I've ate 2, not even in high school yet

>>35748453
Explain.

Organic organizations

>>35747994

I'm a wizard but I've seen hundreds. All with one neat trick.

I became a doctor.

>>35748634
You know you don't need to see a vagina in order to touch it, do you?

>>35748110
>>35747994
Does Boi-Pussy count as vagina?

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I'm a black wizard, top rare

>>35748634
>be me in high school
>cute female friend sits next to me on bus
>we go to Stratford in Canada to see a play
>on the way back it's late
>falls asleep
>see she's wearing a skirt
>*tries to restrain self*
>give in and feel her up
>she sleeps through it
I'm thinking this is a bad thing

>>35748737
welcome, melanin-enriched brother of mine.

>>35748765
Sup fellow bot, how goes your existence

i've never seen one but i touched one once :3
she was wearing booty shorts that dancers wear

24 years now. Also never seen a tit except when trashy parents don't make their five-year-olds wear shirts at the beach.

I've never seen boobs in person either.

>>35748362
truly cocks are superior genitalia, don't need no mirror to admire it.

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>>35747994
Literally never seen one in my life.
No sisters so not in my family either. As far as I know they could not even exist.

Literally only seen a lot of dicks and underage booby. Im not a homo nor am I a pedo tho

just

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>>35747994
I'm ashamed but also not really

If it's taken me this long to see/fuck a pussy that just means I'm doing something horribly wrong and I need to change. This is my own doing, since I've gotten close before.

Never seen anyone else's dick or vag. What do I do now?

>>35747994
Well, if I must

>>35748852
Woah is that you? Your a good cosplayer, if you can't get a gf, then I sure as hell cant

>>35748862
Join a cult, or go on a shooting spree

>>35748818
>As far as I know they could not even exist.

Sometimes I think that the concept of sex is just a myth to shame people that aren't in on the joke

>>35748362

No they're not because looking in the usually makes me sad.

>>35747994

If its a must, then we must oblige.

>>35748944

Agreed. The absolute worst time of day is when I have to shave every morning because I can't do it effectively without staring at my face in the mirror for 5-10 minutes.

Worst 5-10 minutes of the day.

I was born with the sin of my existence, but I refuse to face a Creator that believes in creating dolls just to suffer

>>35749073

Maybe you should stop believing in superstitious nonsense then.

>>35747994
Post age

21here will be 22 this year

>>35747994
Wooooo
I was even a c section
Yeaaaaah

>>35749104
Oh man your so uptight, you need to realize that everyone was born for a reason, and some people were born to submit, deep down you know this as well

>>35748911
Nah nigga that's from the upcoming JoJo movie.

Takashi Miike (Audition, Ichi The Killer, Phoenix Wright) is directing. Nigga's got range.

>>35749277
Oh god, live action, please be joking

>>35748981

This might partially be a reason, why i have stopped shaving.

saw one in strip club and went home to throw up then cuddle my dog

>>35749351

I would quit shaving too but I'm ugly as fuck, Indian, and my beard grows at only 50-60% density long the sides of my face compared to my moustache/goatee areas.

So any beard I grow looks like shit and makes me look like a terrorist.

Can't fucking win.

I'm very envious of people who don't have to shave.

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>>35749301
If anyone can do it it'll be Miike.

There's legitimate reason to be concerned (we haven't even seen what Stands will look like yet) but the costumes are on point and the style looks close enough thus far.

https://youtu.be/Zdzotxl_Hdg

>>35749574

Bunch of Asian Chads. Who cares.

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>>35749666
Fucking kek

I stand by my theory that Miike's the only nigga alive that can make this movie watchable (gif related)

Here I am. Will be 19 years old soon, rapidly running out of time. Wizardry will loom within three years.

>>35749574
looks badass actually

>>35749686

I have no idea what the fuck that is supposed to be. I don't care about anime or watching Asian Chads.

>>35749461
>Can't fucking win.

What about just a mustache? You could ask /adv ?

>>35749765

Lol. That wouldn't help at all. I'd still have to shave. I'd just look like a sex offender.

Death is the only escape from my ugly deformed face.

>>35747994
and this is why my self esteem is a fuck up
on the good side, I'm planning on doing my best to get a gf this year once classes start, so that's a thing

>>35749730
Why the fuck are you replying to me then

JoJo's is literally Absurdly Muscular Chads In Flamboyant Poses: The Manga.

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>>35747994
>>35747994
does it have to be a human vagina? I grew up on a farm so i had to help out when the cows or goats were giving birth. pretty fucking disgusting. I've also definitely seen my dog's vagina a couple times while rubbing her belly.

i'm not really into bestiality, but i do feel closer to god when i'm wanking it after one of the animals has died; it's like when you're orgasming to the thought of the spirit of the afterlife, or the invisible portal of souls into the next plane being in the room next to you, while you're just sitting there worshiping the eternal phallus, almost creating a religion of your own between the transaction of purified, self-exacting pleasure and the transcendence of another being's life. god i'm hard writing this down. honestly all i want to think about when i die is that there might be a superior being jacking off while witnessing my death, worshiping those old ideals, watching that great doombringer enact the final ritual while spouting hot cum, thus sealing that absence of my existence with a memory of eternal pleasure.

>>35749574
Keicho is too skinny, koichi is bad, otherwise it's good

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>>35747994
I-I've never seen a penis in real life either
>porn and dick pics obviously don't count

>>35748109
>>35748293
>>35748818
>>35748811
>>35748810
>>35749697

You know, up until I started getting laid, I thought tits were hot as FUCK and it was the only thing I cared about, and then the fucking second she took off her skirt and wrapped her legs around me all I could think about was PUSSY. Tits became breasts and I lost all interest in them and I could only think about pussy from them on. Something changed at that moment and it hasn't ever gone back. I always laugh when I see people argue about tits vs. ass because anyone who's ever got laid knows that the best bit is her PUSSY.

Hard to explain in words. It's a very primal urge. Pretty much all the blood left my brain. I'm usually a pretty "cerebral" guy but I was physically incapable of forming sentences the first time I got laid and was actually slurring my words I was so horny. I'm pretty sure that was the moment I became conscious, I was just drifting through life before that.

Also, porn just didn't do anything for me after that. I can only get it up when the real thing is in front of me. I used to watch Hentai all the time, now I just laugh. Cartoons? Are you joking? How the fuck did I ever jerk off to that?

>>35747994
My New Years resolution was to see one by 2018...

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oh fuck. I'm raiding r9k rn but I gotta post here. Here's why I'm raiding your shitty board: >>35749772

>>35747994
Why the fuck would I see a family members vagina? I mean I guess when I was like a second old... but at what point in the average males life is one of his female family members parading about with an exposed vagina?

>>35747994
I think a girl flashed hers very quickly in a somewhat dark area when I was like 10, does that count?

>>35747994
might as well call me captain nemo, cause I have about the same chance as him of getting laid

>>35747994
I've fingered a girl but never actually saw it

when i was 16 or 17 i was on a trip to the beach with a female friend's family/friends and saw the titties of a pretty cute girl who was in her early-mid 20s.
It was through a mirror while she was changing in the adjacent room in a hotel and we made eye contact
>nothing happened after that because autism
fucking end my life because i'm never gonna see a vagina or even a cute dick anyway

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>>35747994
i've seen it and felt it. It's not that incredible desu.

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>>35747994

21 wizard apprentice here

Never

This comment is originalio.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES >>>/OUT/

I saw a Vagina within the last week.

Girl I hook up with every 2-3 months whenever our "home from college" schedules align

I saw it in a fuck movie

>>35747994
What, like a human vagina? Yeah, I guess so.

tfw only vagina I've ever seen is my mom's

>>35747994
Okay, reporting in. Sigh.

>>35748099
That's his job tho. Its not in a sexual context whatsoever.

>>35748109
How old are you?

>>35747994
29 and never seen a real one.

And I'll probably kill myself before I do.

>>35748815
Don't try looking at it through a mirror it stares back at you.

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original bost
my name geoff!

>>35747994
>in real life
*sigh* reporting in

>tfw every vagina you've seen in person smells horrible and you don't want to lick it

I MIGHT have seen one while playing doctor as a kid, but I honestly don't remember.

>>35747994
Never seen one ever.

>>35747994
but cousins are family, yet i've seen/touched it multiple times. does that count?

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>>35747994
i ain't falling for the pussy meme, these normies just use the pussi to suck your money, happiness and bloood.

pic related is superior to the pussi

>>35753425
That thing is a 2D tranny.

>>35747994
I don't know how any of you haven't seen a vagina. I saw multiple in pre-primary. Girls that age show anyone.

>>35747994

>family members don't count
>cousin

Welp, count me in then.

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Who /goesoutoftheirwaytoavoidsex/
Every now and then some average girls hit on me but I never make anything out of it or reply
I also haven't bothered with tinder because I'm too anxious to make a facebook account
Not having banged isn't that big of a bother, but you do get really lonely
Then again I suppose I have seen a pussy with my own eyes since some little kids were running around naked at a beach a few years ago
Does that count?

right right, reporting in.

I've fucked about 18 different vaginas. Come at me brehs.

>>35747994
21 here, never seen one. Do I still have a chance?

>>35754465
I know this is bait, but still get the fuck off my board.

>>35747994
>You must post in this thread if you've never seen a vagina in real life.
reporting in, at 25
>And no, family members don't count.
yes they do

I'm here to collect my no-prize.

>>35754465
Newbie

I am a reclusive autist and no woman has ever expressed interest in me.

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I'm just fucked

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>27 year old KHV reporting in

I actually cared about women when I was a teen. I don't even give a fuck now. I'm /fit/ and pretty decent looking, hate socializing but am actually a social chameleon.
Women show interest in me now but I just can't bother with them specially after learning how their brain works.

I'm not even ashamed of it if it comes up in a conversation or get found out because regardless people see me as a "cool" person because I don't give a fuck.

>>35756638
i wish i had your fucking mentality. then i wouldnt think about killing myself everyday of my life.

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It hurts knowing I'll never see one but if I wasn't a KHV I would be even more boring than I already am

>>35748611
Well then normie, get the fuck out, hope you enjoy your vapid lifestyle

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>never touched or seen a vagina
>lol y r u such a creep loser anon
just give me some pussy and I won't

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>>35747994
I saw one in a childbirth video in my freshman year sociology class

I'm 33 now and a wizard

I haven't even had a conversation with a female my age longer than a minute. Usually asking questions about college work. So I've never seen females outside of school/public areas, regardless of clothing

>>35759663
also 22 years old

>>35747994
What's the hype behind the hymen, my dudes?

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I've put my finger in one, but I never got to see it.

>>35760050
are you a fat chick?

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>>35760059
Sometimes I wish