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THIS IS WHAT I FUCK
THIS IS MY EVER ONLY SEXUAL PARTNER
I LOOK GOOD
I HAVE FRIENDS
I AM NOT AWKWARD
I AM FUNNY
I PLAY THE GUITAR, WORK OUT, STUDY WELL
I HAVE FEMALE FRIENDS
THEY LIKE ME
THEY THINK I AM GOOD LOOKING
THEY LAUGH AT MY JOKES
NONE OF THEM WANTS TO BE MORE THAN FRIENDS
NONE
WHY
WHYYYYYYYY
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nobody really likes you and it's because of your obsession for their approval
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become an homosesual;
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>>35756716
MY SEXUAL PARTNER IS A SHITTY CUP WITH TWO WARM SPONGES COVERED BY AN OILED UP MOTHERFUCKING LATEX GLOVE
I AM FUCKING TWO SPONGES BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS THIS AVERAGE GUY
AND FOR THE 1-2 GIRLS I HAD CHANCES WITH, I DIDNT HAVE THE COURAGE TO ACTUALLY GO FOR A KISS
WHY
WHY DO I CHICKEN OUT WHEN IM SO CLOSE
WHY DO I GET SO CLOSE ONCE A YEAR IF THE YEAR IS GOOD
I AM 20
KISSLESS
VIRGIN
GOD
FUCK YOU
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How goddamn cute is this girl?
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Not very. TV and movies have this thing they do where they put a 5/10 Jew girl in a wig and unrealistically primped close, cake makeup on her to enhance her neoteny, and convince your brain that that's what women are supposed to look like.
Have sex with some prostitutes to dispel the illusion that that's a woman. That's actually a very plain girl wearing too much fake shit.
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>>35756743
>Have sex with some prostitutes
great advice
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>pale
>redhead
>thin
Strike one, two and a-three.
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> be me in uni (CS major)
> want to make a silly short slang word to catch on
> one day start calling computers "putes" (pronounced like "pewt" or "peeyuet" pretty much the pute part of comPUTEr)
> kinda like how the cool guys call pizza "za" for short
> doesn't really catch on but I keep calling putes putes. Even when I ask a teacher a question in class I make sure to say stuff like "so when I was on my pute last night I was trying to etc etc"
> gets to the point where I think people might think I'm weird if I drop my slang
> one day in class pajeet calls me "the poot guy"
> for the last 3 years no one really learned my name cause I never bothered to tell anyone so now people call me "poot"
Anyway...
Does Anyone else have any ideas for more cool slang words for me to try out. Maybe we can all use them
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Call your classmates of African decent "noggers", and if they chimp out, just say that they're being intolerant to Swedish culture. Pic related.
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>>35756821
Idk, I go to a uni near jersey so they take a bunch of niggers from the inner cities nearby and accept them and then put them in easy classes (though still very difficult for them) to farm them for taxpayer money to fund the school.
Bottom line is there are a lot of niggers (violent inner city subset B niggers) here and they won't be able to just turn the chimp off of i call them noggers. They'll hang up on me like a pack of monkeys on a crate on bannas
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Start saying "duckbill keyhole". It refers to the proper technique to fist somebody and nobody knows what it means.
Stop watching porn
Stop watching anime
Stop playing video games
Stop masturbating
Stop drinking alcohol
Stop doing drugs
Stop drinking soda
Stop eating pizza
Stop living a life of DEGENERACY.
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Stop telling people to stop
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Im too depressed to do any of those things
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I'll stop all those except video games
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Can someone explain to me what exactly is wrong with being a virgin. I'm so unattractive that there's an absolutely zero chance any good looking girl would ever have sex with me, and even if I "lowered my standards" and fucked some ugly bitch I'd just feel disgusted with myself and even worse off than before.
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theres nothing objectively bad about being a virgin in itself, its just that its a signal of your low social status as a man which is why its considered shameful.
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Robots always like to complain and never do anything to change their miserable selves. Why?
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there's literally nothing wrong with being a virgin. it's better than someone who has sex all the time. frankly i'd rather be with a guy like you than a slut.
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What's the point of longing after women when whores exist?
>can pick and choose exactly the type of girl you want
>can pay for the raunchiest lewdist sex acts imaginable that no normal girl is into
>can pay for cuddling/GFE or other gay shit if you just want someone to cuddle with
>when you're bored with thre girl you leave with no attachments or hurt feelings
Are you some kind of poor fag who can't afford the patricians practice?
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I've spoiled myself with hookers. I don't think I will ever be able to have a normal relationship.
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You cant get a satisfying emotional connection with a hooker
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I think I'd be rejected by a whore.
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i had a vrazy trip where i ended up in the bathroom staring in the mirrorm. i looked deeply in my own eyes and had a vivid vision of myself being a painter
48 hrs later some guy offered me a job painting.....shits crazy for real
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lifes wild..swear to god
what yall doin
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2017-03-24 01:58:12
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what yall doing though like whatsup
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idk why u being like this it ticks me
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/Robot Radio/ -Friday chillout/feels edition
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ITT: Post your chillout music anons. its coming to the end of the week. once again share some good music with your fellow anons!
since these robot radio threads seem to be semi popular, i was thinking of making a youtube playlist for each of them. would it be of interest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEuVb3LhBYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71kRSpelGxE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_mJUwgwhgQ
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>>35756586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSFzE8svnAA
Art Bell bumper music :D
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>>35756586
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAPPTAIN JACK
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>>35756586
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OT-0A3OcsCY
This song reminds me of somebody I used to know
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I recently hurt my significant other emotionally (a female) a great deal, indirectly but still pretty bad. I need to level the playing field between us. I won't disclose many details but perhaps some of you could find some enjoyment in this thread. Anyway I am in need of an idea of how I can make her hurt me. She is guilty by nature so it won't be difficult if she honestly believes it is her fault. Is there some way I could set something up to where she could physically hurt me? Nothing that will kill me please. Maybe something with lots of blood. Something along the lines of her closing a car trunk in on my forehead causing me to bleed uncontrolably. The problem with that though is that Id have to literally dive under it, and it's extremely important to my goal that she believe that she was the one who hurt me.
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>>35756528
>significant other
Stopped reading there
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>>35756528
Move on man not worth pain
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>>35756528
why dont you just eat her shit?
perm banned from OSRS and I swear this has decreased my quality of life. Runescape was an instant cure for boredom and made me feel happy. There's like a hole in me where my account used to be. Level 106. RIP.
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>>35756458
It's not like you were playing, anyway.
You might as well just play monopoly with yourself, you dirty cheating retard.
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>>35756458
how the fuck yougot perma banned? lmao fucking retard
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>>35756458
Nice champ gear lad
If you're gonna bot just buy a maxed account instead
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#FreeMilo
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>>35756439
Is he in jail or something?
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Fuck off /pol/ddit
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>>35756666
aw shit that get
still a terrible post tho
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I'm just a little boy in my heart still
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what do you mean?
original arpegio
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>>35756617
I feel like a little boy still and I want to be little again. I feel like my body just gets worse and worse as I grow up
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>tfw wish I could just be a little boy in my heart still
>Tfw still so young and I've already seen random death, murder, drug addicts, sluts, suicides, etc.
>Tfw also got into a major traumatic accident at 12 and started doing drugs at 14 to self medicate, but that just made my mental state worse(don't do drugs anymore tho)
>Tfw the belt slipped out of the door at 14
>Tfw first thing I came to was Wincest hentai
>Tfw first porn I remember seeing on purpose was gay
Here I am, barely 18, and all my fucking innocence is gone. There is no refuge for me in boyhood anymore, but I can't even think of calling myself a man.
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So gf of 10 years left me, said she didn't feel the same any more.
Says she likes some guy half way across the country, that she has met once, in a city like 100x bigger than this one, she has bad anxiety and can barely even order food.
She changed her phone number, removed me on websites, ect, doesn't want to talk to me.
Things seemed to be going really well, I mean really well considering our recent history and we said we loved each other every day.
I am actually worried about her too.
So be me, mid 20's, terrible with people, wanting to contact her because I love, bit drunk. Talk some sense into me or whatever fellow robots
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>>35756389
>gf of 10 years leaves you for another guy
Move on with your life anon. There is nothing left to see.
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>>35756436
This. Don't spend more time on her. Spend it on yourself
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>>35756389
Don't be a retard, don't take her back. I used to fuck this one girl in a long distance relationship. At one point, she broke off with her bf because she wanted us to be a "real" couple. Of course I bailed and she went crawling back to her ex. And guess what? The retard actually took her back! Don't be an idiot. Look for someone new.
Is your mummy still alive? How are you preparing for her inevitable death?
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>>35756386
She won't she'll be alive with me forever
Even if she is old and angry now it's still her and I love her and I'll always remember what it was like when I was little and she will be here and remember too. Maybe one day it can be like that again
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>>35756460
I'm not close to my parents but I make sure to call them at least once a year and just tell them I love them. You should too. Also, if you're on good terms with her, having a kid will make her happy. At least she can die now knowing you weren't a complete failure and were able to do something as basic as reproducing.
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>>35756500
I live with her and I tell her I love her lots of times every day and she will not do that she will be alive with me forever
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What happened to her? Where did she go? The mystery will consume me until I know the answer.
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It's time to get a life and stop drooling over 4chan attention whores, anon.
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>>35756399
> It's time to get a life and stop drooling over 4chan attention whores, anon.
I can do both.
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you can literally just send her a message on youtube and she'll respond, she didn't just up and disappear a la ashley jones. she literally only stopped tripfagging and making video responses to shit b/c she was tired of our bullshit.