THIS IS WHAT I FUCK THIS IS MY EVER ONLY SEXUAL PARTNER I LOOK

nobody really likes you and it's because of your obsession for their approval

become an homosesual;

>>35756716
MY SEXUAL PARTNER IS A SHITTY CUP WITH TWO WARM SPONGES COVERED BY AN OILED UP MOTHERFUCKING LATEX GLOVE
I AM FUCKING TWO SPONGES BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS THIS AVERAGE GUY
AND FOR THE 1-2 GIRLS I HAD CHANCES WITH, I DIDNT HAVE THE COURAGE TO ACTUALLY GO FOR A KISS
WHY
WHY DO I CHICKEN OUT WHEN IM SO CLOSE
WHY DO I GET SO CLOSE ONCE A YEAR IF THE YEAR IS GOOD
I AM 20
KISSLESS
VIRGIN
GOD
FUCK YOU

How do the sponges in that Fifi feel?

>>35756766
>>35756716
why not buy a Meiki (the japanese sex toy)
it's 100 times better

>>35756755
I never even ask for approval
I just go about my life normally
People I know talk to girls on the phone regularly
I don't, I just see them when I'm with friends
One time I was in a super romantic situation
We were just talking of random shit
I didnt know what to do
We kept talking
And nothing happened
She liked me
She wanted me to kiss her
Nothing happened
That was the only time I ever had an immediate chance
All the girls just have someone better to try their luck with
Im the last choice
Im not even a choice actually
I just fuck two sponges
Friends at the university think I am just as chad as them or even more
They cant even imagine I am a kissless virgin because I'm so goddamn normie

>>35756782
Fuck off I'm not going to make up for lack of sex by wasting money.
>>35756768
Pretty good, but afterwards I feel like I want to kill myself a lot

>>35756716
It's funny because I do all the same things as you and have been having sex since like 15

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>>35756716
have you tried to bee urself?

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dude calm down lmao
girls dont like you because youre probably a sperg lol

>>35756716
>I AM NOT AWKWARD
you are if girls are not attracted towards you
if you were normal and good looking as you claim chicks would go out of their way to be around you and initiate interaction

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This sounds like me

Girls all assume I'm a Chad because of looks and because I'm funny
So when I don't make a move because I'm a pussy they think I'm not into them
When I am
I very much am

Also the fact that I'm a virgin is super surprising to them, so I get anxious about how I would perform because they've all had sex
And I haven't
I don't even have two sponges
Count yourself lucky, OP

>>35756716
Fuck me, you're pathetic

>>35756716
Dude why do you type like this? It just radiates autism. I'm pretty sure you're retarded and people just tolerate you.

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>>35756716
I find that whiny retards like you always seem to find girlfriends at some point.

And then you start making threads complaining about them.

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>>35757569
>>35757586
>>35757590
Hey friends I'm not OP, I'm >>35757537

FUCK YOU GUYS
YOU DUMB ROBOTS DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE
MY LIFE IS ON TRACK
I AM AT AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL
I AM 8/10 CHAD
I AM VIRGIN
I AM TANTALUS, THE APPLE HANGS JUST ABOVE MY HEAD
CAUGHT FOREVER IN A HOPELESS VIRGINITY BETWEEN ROBOTDOM AND NORMIEDOM
AN INANIMATE OBJECT OF FOUCAULT'S HETEROTOPIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35757673
I somewhat know what that is like. I tried college but dropped out to pursue something else.

I have plenty of money and a stable job yet I am a KHHV.

Guys who are shorter, poorer, and uglier than me have all had girlfriends by now. Yet here I am a khhv moving out of my parents house to live alone next year.

I don't even have any female platonic friends.

Dude make a youtube video explaining how to make sponge sex toys

>>35757673
If you could've you would've. But you can't so you're just a faggot who has an overvalued opinion of yourself.

>>35757853
literally google it, its super easy takes like 2 minutes

>>35757673
Fuck off normie

Since you go to an Ivy you probably aren't exuding high enough of a social/economic standing. You need to present yourself as rich and influential and someone who's going places