ITT times you sperged out or embarassed yourself in public
>going to a restaurant
>mom wants me to wear a shirt I don't like
>take it off in the restaurant and wear it on my head
Another time
>pooped on my friend's bathroom wall
>throughout high school I would bark at people
>was walking home alone from school, like always
>decide to run like naruto because i'm autistic af
>think i'm alone
>whole class was actually on the other side of the road
>proceed to be called narutotist (they thought it was funny because lol naruto autist haha)
>felt bad the whole year
Side note: i really like that picture, are you the photographer?
>>35947844
>i really like that picture, are you the photographer
No but thank you for sharing.
>used to make dinosaur sounds in English class
>even the Stacy English teacher was laughing at me
>>35947844
you made this up you liar
Am I the only one annoyed from the /pol/ tier threads in /r9k/? Its always some kind of indoctrinationthat robots are especially weak to, whether it be the far left of the far right. Always offerin a solution and a "common enemy" to dumb robots.
This must be stopped, /r9k/ must stay a neutral discussion space for all robots.
>inb4 left/right propagandists arrive
>>35947775
yep, especially the alt-right losers who think they're special because asian women are desperate for them
>>35947775
I feel like a lot of the smartfags have left
memes are way lower in quality now and the ones that are at all clever are HAHA BLUE TEAM or HAHA RED TEAM which makes them shit
>>35947811
>alt-right losers
This is what I mean, you already bringing /pol/ in.
Can you just stop it?
ITT: share some feels and seek consolation from random strangers on the internet because we're all lonely losers nobody will ever want
>Tfw falling in love but i don't want to because I know she will never be mine
I wish I was dead
I got a job like everyone said, but it just reminds me how bad my state of mind has gotten. While on the job, I feel spaced out, like I'm not actually there and "in-the-moment". I still have to pretend I'm like everyone else, though, and this seems like it'll screw me up in the long run.
I mean, fuck, it's gotten so bad that being on break is worse than working because it reminds me how boring everything is to me. I really don't know what happened.
>wake up feeling great
>laughing at the merged boards
>having an amazing day
>oneitis texts me
>>35948437
I feel exactly like that all the time. Never thought I'd come across another person with the same experience. From what ive gathered, it's a symptom of chronic depression.
>>35948868
Why would you be unhappy with your oneitis texting you anon?
How do we convince Trump to nuke Finland?
>>35947694
Show him ylilauta and spurdo
>>35947694
why would you want finland nuked?
in finland rn and pretty comfy desu
>>35947694
>thinking Finland is a real country
>drank alcohol last night
>now have to spend entirety of today with an extremely unpleasant, uncomfortable headache
Why do I do this to myself?
>googled alcohol pepe
>first time drinking
>thinks he's one of the big kids now
>litterally all normies do this shit
>wants attention anyways
>>35947689
600mg ibuprofen (brand name motrin)
1000mg Tylenol.
Glass of water, food.
All better!
>>35947689
wew lad, get some painkillers down you, drink plenty of water and eat some healthy meals to get those nutrients back and you'll be fine.
>gf cheated on me with my dad
Is it time to an hero
Any proof Anon?
That sounds rough
>>35947610
>Is it time to an hero
pretty much, yeah.
don't really know how you can bounce back from something like this, unless she's a total megaturboslut and would fuck anything if it had a dick on it.
More importantly, why did your father fuck your girlfriend?
sounds like a double homicide + suicide case, Watson
Women would rather date non-passable trannies than you
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-38637837
But I am a tranny that's dating beautiful women.
That's because women see them as safe. More proof we are fucked.
>>35947607
>BBC
I've never seen more bias in my fucking life. What a disgrace.
>from a white, middle-class, nuclear family who lived in the suburbs with two cubicle monkeys for parents
i don't want to end up like them but it seems that's how everyone ends up
there's only two solutions i see:
1. kill myself before the age of 30
2. go live the rest of my life in africa
how do you deal with the impending rat race that you're about to enter /r9k/?
>>35947557
Automation induced mass unemployment will collapse the whole thing.
>wants to live in Africa
Wow. Stupid people really do get what they deserve.
>>35947557
Learn a trade, start your own business, profit.
Those cubicle jobs will be replaced by AI anyway soon.
HOW COME NO OTHER BOARDS WANT TO MERGE WITH US BROS, I THOUGHT WE WERE ACCEPTED HERE, I THOUGHT WE ROBOTS COULD BE AMONG A COMMUNITY ON 4CHAN BUT THEY DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT HAVING FUN WITH US BROS
>>35947433
We merged with lgbt years ago
>r9k merges with cgl
please. pleeeease.
>>35947468
LAWD KEK PLS MAKE IT SO
in light of the recent board merges, is this accurate?
no board merges here, gtfo
>mfw normies
>>35947362
Yep. Totally accurate, I can see most of this board on the far right.
>>35947362
Me on the middle right.
Are wagies literally lower than animals?
Animals like this cow at least have some time to themselves to enjoy nature. But wagies have to stay in their cubicles for 8 hours a day or the boss will get mad
>>35947305
I bet you don't even spent 1 hour outside a week.
>>35947428
Yes but it's my choice
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Brb tendies are done
>>35947305
Wagecucks provide for themselves. Neetcucks are like fish in aquarium. You have to feed them and take care of the tank, otherwise they will die.
>be honest hardworking man
>40 hour week
>earn just enough to get by
See this
>be dumb piece of white trash degenerate criminal cunt
>be cheeky on tv one time
>instafame and instawealth without doing shit
That is just another proof that there is no justice in this world. I hope she ODs or gets shot.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/cash-me-outside-girl-danielle-bregoli-television-show-a7656511.html?amp
>>35947287
you are dumb for working a 40 hour week while barely making ends meet
she is the smart one t.bh
>>35947287
Blame the fat shit Dr. Phill who saw a few bucks and ended up creating this monstrosity
Degeneracy + Capitalism = WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT?
Hey /r9k/ just wondering, what were the boards that were combined together for april fools? I know a few of them like /mlpol/ and /fitlit/ but a list would be great? Pic half related
Well it looks like it has reset because its past midnight in qld australia so rip, fun while it lasted
Now it's back to normal? But then the combined boards came back? Can someone help wtf is going on?
>H E L P A S A P
>E
>L
>P
>A
>S
>A
>P
List of combined boards
>/can/ animals/cute
mix of /an/ animals & nature and /c/ anime & cute
>/cock/ comics & cartoons & cooking
Mix of /co/ comics & cartoons and /ck/ food & cooking
>/fap/ fashion & photography
Mix of /fa/ fashion and /p/ photography
>/fitlit/ well-rounded citizens
Mix of /fit/ fitness and /lit/ literature
>/mo/ mecha & auto
Mix of /m/ mecha and /o/ auto
>/mlpol/ my little politics
Mix of /mlp/ my little pony and /pol/ politically incorrect
Fuck, weed is the greatest thing ever.
A guy I work with sold me 5 grams, smoke about 4 bowls, felt relaxed and chill, Then acouple minutes later I went to my comfy bed and had the greatest sleep of my entire life.
Why is this illegal?? There's no mania, psychosis, hangover or damage, I woke up feeling great and had the munchies, so cooked some Mac n cheese!
>>35947171
>babby's first mescaline experience
Good for you. Enjoy it mang.
>>35947171
>no mania, psychosis
Well aren't you lucky, you fucking neurotypical normie.
>dad walked in on me having a prostate orgasm
And then what happened?
Dont leave us hagning anon
really? What were you fingering yourself? What happened after he walked in?
>being a faggot
>living with your dad still
Gas yourself