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>"hey Anon, come here I need to tell you a secret. Come closer I gotta whisper it."*burps loudly into your ear*
>"Hehehe"
XD
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>>39239221
hahaha that was funny
>quickly stands up and farts in her face which sounds like tires sqealing
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>>39239486
>"w-wow! That was magnificent, anon, I have never heard such t-treble before."
:blush:
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burping is foul. too close a cousin to vomiting.
don't have any problem with girlfarts.
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How do I kill my sexual desire cheaply with minimal risk? Any over-the-counter drugs with few side effects or do I have to pony up for the chemical castration?
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Eat liquorice
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>>39239219
you can't.
that's the way you're designed, to want to have sex.
You also get depressed, sad and angry when you're humiliated or bullied.
you can't just flip a switch, at best you can control yourself or avoid the situation that will lead to your suffering.
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>>39239290
Then how does chemical castration work? I've heard it's used on sex offenders.
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I honestly would date a black girl if she was like this.
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>>39239218
You're that same black chick that made this thread last time. You didn't even change the file name.
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>>39239218
Looks like a man 100% OP.
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>>39239247
u-uh no
>>39239261
Still would date
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>Add robots on Discord/Steam/Telegram/Kik/Etc.
>They all claim to be superior.
>They all claim to go to a top school.
>They all blame their current status on society.
>They're all "womanizers".
>They all "just come to /r9k/ to laugh at other robots".
>"Hahaha I have $100000000 in my secondary bank account".
>All they do is talk about their own superiority.
>All they do is try to compensate for their insecurities.
>They're all very hostile towards others or towards the people around them.
>They all claim to have top jobs or be doing something productive.
>They're all online almost 24/7 and get clingy.
Why is no one in this fucking board honest? If you're a fuck up it's fine, you still have time to better yourself.
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>>39239172
>They all "just come to /r9k/ to laugh at other robots".
you are adding normalfags, you retard
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>>39239484
I'm not, people here lie about themselves a lot to feel superior to their peers, I obviously don't believe that sentence that I've heard several times.
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>>39239172
Do you have any examples? I've literally never met a robot like that.
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>mom is setting me up on a date with her friend
>her friend is married and has a husband
>mfw I'm finally gonna be the one doing the cucking
I'm gonna be Chad
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>>39239048
Wow, this is the saddest thing I've read all day
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>>39239048
>mom is setting me up on a date with her friend
what? backstory pls
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>>39239048
Are you sure this isn't a trap?
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When was the last time someone told you
>im proud of youi cant even remember
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>>39239027
in 5th class I was chosen to be the class president, my mom hugged me really tight and had tears of pride in her eyes, I didn't have the courage to tell her it was a joke made by all the class chads to vote for me
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>>39239164
That's really tragic anon, did you ever recover?
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My tulpa did, a few days ago.
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Anyone else here addicted to nicotine gum?
I only started because I heard it suppresses appetite and improves concentration. It certainly does do those things but now I'm chewing 10 pieces a day and spending $20 a week on packs of gum.
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im gunn succc yur dic
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>>39240128
That's not a helpful or relevant reply.
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>>39238957
No but I'm addicted to cigs. I suppose nicotine gum is better than smoking but nicotine is all the same anyways. Quit now before you get into anything else.
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>sister's dog walks over to me while I'm on the computer
>sits down and looks at me
>I pick it up and place it on my lap
>it immediately stands up and starts pushing its nose behind my back
>forces me forward and lays down between my back and the chair
How the fuck do I get this dog to stop doing this? It's ridiculously uncomfortable and if I try to put it back on my lap it just goes back to nudging me with its nose, and if I don't pick it up it jumps onto my bed and steps on the top of my chair so that it rocks back and forth.
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>>39238949
Throw it out the window to be honest with you
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Just pick it up and put it outside your room
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Fuck it into submission.
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This is stan
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>>39238941
Hello stan
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>>39238941
Hello Stan, how are you?
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>>39238941
who stan ?
>tfw no little sister
awful feel, bros
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>>39238821
id be scared to have one but at the same time i think i wouldnt be such a fuckup and here in the firstplace a sense of purpose can do alot i guess.
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How many of you have sisters? I have 2 and I think because of that I have no issues talking to girls. I wonder if I'd struggle if I had 2 brothers or was an only child.
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>>39239526
Do you look out for them? Do you hug them enough?
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Does anyone else kind of wish they were on easy mode?
Seriously, how many women do you think get away with rape?
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I would rape a woman if it we're legal desu senpai
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>>39239235
Pretty sure under Islamic law it's legal to rape your wife.
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>>39239235
It's honestly pretty easy to get away with it as long as your government doesn't have your DNA on file. Just find a girl walking alone at night and manhandle her somewhere secluded and do your business. Wear a mask so that she can't identify you.
N-not that I know anything about that, this is purely hypothetical, don't try this.
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Does anyone here play Morrowind? What's your favorite build?
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Morrowwinds for fags
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i want to get back into it but it takes so fucking long to level up or make progress
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I'm actually playing for the first time. Could use some tips.
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>5"9
>stubby legs
You have no idea how bad things really are
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>6'0
>5th percentile shoulder width
You have no idea how bad things really are
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>>39238637
you can use high heels
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>>39238637
>5'4
No. YOU have no idea how bad things really are.
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>mom harvested the cum crop
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My mom made me mutilate my masturbation manga!
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>mom found the personal gulag I sent all the neighborhood communists to
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>mom defused the cum bomb
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My gf told me that I can't watch porn anymore and can only masturbate to pictures of her and fuck, it's been really hard to nut to just that
What should I do?
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Tell her to do more and more depraved things, until she gives up
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Still masturbate to porn or tell her see needs to up her picture taking game.
Or you guys can just masturbate on cam for each other
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>>39238645
this
she better give you some high tier nudes or else