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>sister's dog walks over to me while I'm on the computer
>sits down and looks at me
>I pick it up and place it on my lap
>it immediately stands up and starts pushing its nose behind my back
>forces me forward and lays down between my back and the chair
How the fuck do I get this dog to stop doing this? It's ridiculously uncomfortable and if I try to put it back on my lap it just goes back to nudging me with its nose, and if I don't pick it up it jumps onto my bed and steps on the top of my chair so that it rocks back and forth.
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>>39238949
Throw it out the window to be honest with you
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Just pick it up and put it outside your room
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Fuck it into submission.
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>>39239000
Not an option.
>>39239018
It starts crying whenever it's alone. I just want it to sit on my lap but it keeps sitting behind me, pic related.
>>39239020
The holes are too small.
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>>39239069
>The holes are too small.
They won't be when you're done with it.
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>>39239069
it just wants to cuddle be nice to dog op
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>>39239069
just keep it on your lap, or place something on your lap and the dog on top of it
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>>39238949
Lean back and crush it a little
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>>39239069
Aw it's a doxy. They like tight enclosed spaces because of how they were bred to go into holes and dig out badgers. The pup feels safe surrounded
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>>39239360
Crush the shit out of it.
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>>39239069
>It starts crying whenever it's alone
iktf
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>>39239069
Lift your shirt up and let it cuddle inbetween your shirt and your belly.
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>>39239323
This worked, crisis averted.
>>39239360
It grunted when I tried that.
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>it's a dog you can pick up and put on your lap
Worthless rat/dog hybrid. Don't waste your time with that genetic trash.
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>>39238949
Clever dog outsmarted Human.
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