Depressed Faggot That Lives On Memes
Stupid schcool stories 2017-04-03 05:49:04 Post No.35987244
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Stupid schcool stories
Depressed Faggot That Lives On Memes
2017-04-03 05:49:04
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Anyone have any stories of them being fucking stupid in any grade?
>be me
>be 6th grader near end of year
>wake up for school
>look at some memes
>see a video that reads the words "fucking kill me"
>dad tries taking phone away
>resist
>sees video
>"Really, anon? 'Fucking kill me'?"
>go to school a little ticked off
>make jokes about it (like i do all my problems)
>say "My dad may have taken my phone, but he doesn't know i have an m9 in my backpack" (or some shit like that)
Cont.
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Goi you have my attention
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>>35987244
>teacher right behind me
>hears what i just said
>says "Anon, that's offensive!"
>say "Miss, it was just a joke" back
>she says "Well it wasn't funny"
>alreadylost.jpg
>i say "Well, miss, some things make people laugh."
>she says "ok, and. You know people die in events like that?"
>i reply "Well, if everything was curated like that then all jokes would be bann-"
>she says "that's it. I'm not gonna argue with you"
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>>35987244
i can already tell whats going to happen. you faggoty little edgy shit. hopefully your inevitable suspension led to an ostracizing from your peers that left you unable to relate/socialize with people that lingers even to this day and you die completely fucking alone because of it you fucking faggot
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How profusely does anon jerk off?
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Twice a day
my record was 10 times
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4 times a week
I know I am a ridiculously late bloomer but I just barely figured out how to get myself to nut and holy fuck what have I been doing all these years
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>>35987209
Once, maybe twice a day, every single day.
24 hour record was 6 times, way back in 2012.
I don't want to masturbate anymore.
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what does a hot girls sweaty feet taste like? sucking on toes, biting on the nails etc
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>>35987199
Would you want me to post a timestamped picture of my sucking on my girlfriend's toes? She's asleep right now. But actually, I'm not sure if I have paper for a timestamp. If you really want one, I'll go find something, though.
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>>35987199
>>35987464
Here's a foot for now, just because
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Lick your sweat. There you go.
Most girls don't really have smelly feet and so you don't really smell anything. Wipe from sweat from your upper lip or forehead and that's what girl sweat and feet smell and taste like. Just like man sweat, but without the foul cheesiness (usually).
>just jacked off for the sixth time today
anyone here /jerkoffoutofboredom/?
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>tfw no bf to jerk off six times a day
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>>35987178
I think today may be one of my low fap days (Only twice).
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>>35987178
My dick gets sore after two times a day because of death grip. Otherwise i probably would jack it more out of boredom
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>somehow convince myself i might be bisexual to cope with my awful luck with girls
>confess to a trusted norman friend
>she is supportive, tells me that she always thought i would be adorable as a gay dude, offers to hook me up with a single gay friend of hers
>feel /special/ and /interesting/ because dude cock lmao
>later try jacking off to a dude to confirm my sexuality
>feel nothing
>just a boring old straight guy all along
Being straight is suffering. Why couldn't I be a shy bottom who gets all the dicc?
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Don't give up until you've taken a cock up your ass. Dudes bodies aren't as hot as women's but prostate orgasms are patrician
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>>35987176
I kinda know this feel
As a khv the furthest I've ever been with anyone is the time a debate teammate tried to kiss me in high school. Problem is I'm straight as they come..
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Try stimulating your prostate or kissig another man before you write it off. Man lips are just as soft as women's you fucking queer.
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>women are worse than men because they're driven by emotion instead of logic
>women are worse than men because they aren't capable of empathy
what are some other blatantly contradictory /pol9k/ memes that you've almost fallen for?
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>emotion implies empathy
How retarded are you exactly?
Just curious.
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>>35987122
empathy isnt an emotion, its the ability to understand how others are feeling
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>>35987150
>empathy isnt an emotion
This.
You can be emotional, but also not give a stuff about the emotions of others. There is no contradiction.
mfw I finish the best anime in existence and won't ever be able to watch it again as if it was my first time
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Don't be sad because it's over, be glad that it happened.
Now you can experience something else for the first time.
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>>35987097
I remember finishing Mononoke (the series).
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>>35987108
this is good advice
thanks, anon
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INFPbots where you at? What are you feeling tonight friends?
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>>35987095
ENFP reporting in, I feel your pain brothers
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>>35987105
ENFPs cause pain, they don't feel it.
t. INFJ hurt by an ENFP
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>>35987137
;-; why would we ever harm? I am a shitty person sometimes but that's due to me being mentally fucked, most of my ENFP brothers are very nice
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Being an introvert sucks 2017-04-03 05:34:25 Post No.35987052
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I actually forced myself to make a few friends years ago but ended up ignoring them and am back to being a hermit, I just find socializing so damn draining and having anxiety doesn't help. Anyone else?
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You don't need to force yourself. I'm an introvert and don't give a shit about having to much friends. Though people who are real you should have friendships with. But is hard to come across. People you just hang out with wont last. I have no close friends, but I'm close with my family. Also waiting to meet better people. Either way, I will always be an introvert and be a "quiet person." As an introvert you can do many things on your own.
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>>35987130
Yeah I don't mind being alone but after a month or two it gets kind of lonely...oh well at least I have porn I guess.
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Being an introvert is making me drop out of college because I got too tangled into this friend group I have been living with for a year (sharing the same fucking room)
I can't take it and at this point I have no choice but to keep living with them if I stay. I'd give anything to go back to being an invisible ghost no one interacts with or cares about
Well I probably would still have dropped out either way, but this shit pushed me way past my limit. 3 more months and I'm out of this social hell
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Any other girls here who would consider themselves dominant or a switch?
I get really bossy and demanding at times. It seems to be uncommon these days.
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I appreciate your bait thread OP, and am sad it didn't work.
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It ain't bait. I just want to feel proud and get my ass kissed for being so cool and special, you see.
Praise me!
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>still no comments
How frustrating. I guess it makes sense since it's mostly virgin males in this place.
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Who else LDR?
>be me
>Get into a relationship
>It's LDR
How do I deal with the distance? ;____;
We discord every night and and play vidya together
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>>35986958
tell me how to fucking get an ldr with a qt who's loyal
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>>35987417
We met through a discord server famalam
I guess it could be a hit or miss
First we decided it would be like practise gf/bf but then I caught the feelings
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>>35986958
>How do I deal with the distance?
Close it to zero
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>older sister died 19 years ago today in a car accident
>was 7 at the time
>parents divorced I was with dad and she was with mom
>barely got to see her because we were traded and fought over by parents
>kept this drawing I made
>only real memory I have of her
>parents growing up only got upset when I mentioned her/brought her up
>both refused to tell me about her probably out of shame
>only happy memories growing up were us both drawing in her coloring books
I miss her and I really have no one else to tell.
post if you feel like it.
Just turned 27 and fairly successful, at least professionally. I still miss her/the old days. I don't really talk to my parents. They both have "new" families and I send them a card during Christmas, otherwise no contact. Curious if others have lives where they're just considered bad memories by others.
I'm drunk.
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>>35986925
19 years ago you were 8
faggot ass liar
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>>35986925
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>>35986925
Aw fuck dude I'm sorry, that sounds awful
Well there's always the future right? I think this song will help you, please listen to it anon, it'll make you feel better trust me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ITDaToPnsNs
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My life's been an adventure these past few years. Thought i'd share it here before i hang myself.
>be me
>26, male
>oneitis killed herself
>both parents die in plane crash
>no friends
>have 90k in savings
>quit my job
>extremely depressed
>extremely suicidal
>realize i have nothing to lose, if i die it's no big deal
>start doing extremely risky and odd shit for fun
>laughing fits, crying myself to sleep etc.
>I start working out
>buy a gun
>start drinking
>move to florida
>start hitting on gorgeous girls
>some of them laugh at me, some of them are impressed.
>no one this beta should be this confident.
>i hit on this chick in front of her boyfriend.
>giant chad gets in my face
>i pull out my gun
>he get's soooo fucking scared
> i laugh at him
>"fuck, i'm probably gonna get arrested for this"
>i put my gun away
>"i'm just fucking with you"
> the girl is not impressed, at all.
>I get paranoid that night, and die my hair blonde.
>The next day i'm doing laundry at this old laundromat.
>"hey"
>i usually assume nobody is talking to me so i mind my business
>*taps my shoulder*
>it's chad's girlfriend
>i've never had a girl initiate a conversation with me in public before
>old me comes back
>I sorta just intensely stare at her, in an uncomfortable autistic way.
>"o-oh sorry, I didn't mean to-- I was wondering if you had change, for a dollar.."
> I give her coins
>She puts them in the back pocket of her shorts
>walks back to her laundry
>reaches into her purse
>pulls out a bunch of quarters
> and puts them into the machine
>mfw this girl was looking for an excuse to talk to me
>I'm trying super fucking hard to hide the autistic grin on my face
>I walk up behind her
>"MY NAME'S ANON BTW"
>i definitely scared her, but she laughed it off
>"I'm Judy"
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Atleast you are Free, Free as in not scared of death, remember, ultimately nothing is worse than death, every suffering exists to Keep you from dying
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Well nigga what happened afterwards
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Please donate whatever money you have left to non-profit charities before killing yourself
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>weigh myself on scale
>154.2 lbs
>pooping before shower
>Finish, weigh myself
>152.0 lbs
Nice
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Haha weightlet lmao
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>>35986883
I had a 3 pound shit+piss a couple days ago. It's really effective weight loss.
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>>35986927
150 lbs is LITERALLY the ideal human weight. checkm8 faggot.
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Anyone noticed that tripfag are almost extinct now?
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>>35986867
>Anyone noticed that tripfag are almost extinct now?
I seriously think cheska was banned or something
I hope she wasn't she was cool even if she was kinda stupid
samson probably will come back eventually
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Yeah.
I miss Cocoa. I was in love with him.
I miss Aoi. She was cool.
I miss Bandage. He was an obnoxious but amusing turd.
I miss the 2015 Golden Age of Tripfags.
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The quality of r9k definitely did not improve after the departure of tripfags