My life's been an adventure these past few years. Thought

Atleast you are Free, Free as in not scared of death, remember, ultimately nothing is worse than death, every suffering exists to Keep you from dying

Well nigga what happened afterwards

Please donate whatever money you have left to non-profit charities before killing yourself

>>35987269
fug that he should give it to me.

>>35986899
You have 90k at your disposal and could travel anywhere in the world, and you chose..... florida

>>35986899
nigga just gimme that fuckin money, you aint doin shit with it

Just go around the world and spend that money of yours. Would hang out with your sorry ass anytime if you visit my third world shithole country.

>Stealing another guys gf


Even if it is Chads gf, hell if it is Chads gf thats an even worse sign that you're dealing with a massive slut and cheating whore.

>inb4 "Waaaah anons she cheated on me, show could she do this :("
>He literally started a relationship with a cheater
>He wants sympathy from us when she does the same thing to him that she did to her last bf (which you fucking saw her doing)

cont.

>turns out Judy is secretly a submissive nympho degenerate closet-whore.
>It started out a few times a month, then a few times a week, until it got to a point where we were having sex multiple times a day.
>She broke up with her boyfriend a few months after we started fucking like this.
>it wasn't romantic at all, but one night we started drinking and she just unloads onto me all this tragic shit.
>Her mother was verbally abusive, and she was molested by her father.
>She has abandonment issues and is extremely clingy
>She had a personality disorder (idk which one) and that she *needs* me.
>I'm fucked up too so I don't judge her, but i told tell her about my situation, and she just started living at my apartment.
>It was amazing at first, but then it stopped being fun once i realized this chick wasn't going to leave.
>i had developed a sex addiction and she was enabling the shit out of me.
>i received 450k through inheritance from my mom and dad.
>we moved out of the apartment and into a really fancy apartment in new york.
>there's some wall street types who live in my building.
>The more I'm with Judy the less she feels like a person and the more she feels like meat.
>As we meet and talk to more people in the building, we eventually get invited to this sort of "eyes wide shut" sex party on some dude's private property.
>there's neon lights and naked people, and escorts are fucking everywhere.
>at this point i'm 27, and pretty fucking fit. so i'm feeling pretty good about my self.
>Judy still looks the same, she's 25, flat chested, basic body, but she has a gorgeous face.
>Again, cool at first, but then i saw a bunch of men fucking Judy, and I was being blown by some chick i didn't know, and reality kicked in.
>"what the fuck am i doing?"
>I was completely disgusted by Judy at this point, but she was slowly becoming my oneitis in a fucked up way.
>I started to hate myself too.

Moar, this story is inspiration for breaking out of robot hell

>OP is
>Rich
>Has nice place to live
>Doesn't seem to work
>Has a gf
>I'm a robut guise :D

>>35988208
You forgot OP is also in excellent shape

>>35988004
Miami seems like a cool place for a robot with a death wish

>>35988100
You had me until you fell in love with a whore fuck man you seemed cool until then like a bad ass anti hero.

>somebody with nearly 100k is somehow "extremely depressed"

Wat

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PayPal me

>>35988498
I agree with this guy


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Paypal me OP or I'll shit up your thread

>I started to travel a lot. I didn't work, and i had all this money.
>I went to Korea, Japan, India, Australia, Italy, Russia, Singapore, Israel, Greece, and all over the fucking map.
>And even though Judy was for the most part a gold-digging psychotic nympho, I didn't care, because life was meaningless and nothing mattered.
>But the thing that started to piss me off was this:
>I had traveled all over the world to all the interesting places i heard about on tv
>and each country had extremely beautiful women who were intelligent, cultured, had self respect, dignity, etc.
>But i was stuck with some basic bitch from miami. She was beautiful, but in an american, post-kardashian, way.
>she was a degenerate, psychotic, idiot who I had nothing in common with.
>I broke up with Judy, and she didn't take it well at all. But i didn't care because nothing mattered.
>One of the guys from the party offered me a disgusting amount of money to work at a fortune 500 company.
>I could have made several million dollars, but i turned it down.
>I grew a beard, I felt cultured and worldly. I started reading books on eastern philosophy, meditated and ate healthy.
>I'm not perfect at all. I'm ugly as sin, but the beard hides it
>I stopped drinking, masturbating, etc.
>I smoked a lot of pot in this era, bought paintings, wrote poetry, wore sandals.. I didn't give a fuck.
>I moved into a trailer in Texas, learned how to ride a horse.
>people lived simply and didn't give a fuck. I felt at home.
>I did odd jobs for fun, met humble people
>I met rich people, poor people, happy, people, sad people, idiots, geniuses, etc.
>and they were all the same. regardless of race and religion, class, etc.
>but for some reason they couldn't see it in eachother.
>I had nothing i wanted to do. I loved people. but so many people were lost in a way that they could not be helped.
>this made me feel so alone.
>I could never help anyone, and in time everyone would have been dead and forgotten.

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>>35986899
You should go train in the Japanese woods, put your money in a bank to where you get interest, and vacant a flamboyant rich man who creates a team of Japanese superheroes.

>>35988636
Ffs you're a disgusting hippy.

>Smoked a lot of weed
>Suddenly thinks he is enlightened
>DUDE WE'RE ALL THE SAME
>I also dropped alcohol and masturbation because they are vices and addictions
>*Hits bong*
>Dude in the end nothing matters because we'll all die one day
>The people can't see it because they're not enlightened like me ofc


I hope this story ends with you as a hopeless bum that ran out of your parents money because you lived a hedonistic life style and couldn't think 5 minutes ahead.

>>35986899


Don't care if this is fake or not, but I'm going to tell you something and you can take this how you want.

There is nothing on the other side. Only a void. My girlfriend flatlined on the table for approximately 5 seconds when she was having a procedure performed at a hospital. She told me how it was like and what she learned from the experience .

Take that as you will, but you should try to enjoy what life you have remaining and if you still want to end yourself then by all means. And if you still live in Texas please do it outside of a certain county. Thanks.

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>>35988706
Yea and he gave up an opportunity to be a fucking millionaire because 2deep2u. The eyes wide shut shit sounds like illuminati tier sex stuff however so wouldn't surprise me they'd offer a million dollar job.

Nice slip up there OP.

The black nobility has a lot of sex networks sometimes with kids like the pedos at Disney and nickelodeon

>>35988859
My gf flat lined and told me about going to hell the second time she experienced a void.

So you can't say that for sure Mr atheist

>>35988871
I'm not an atheist,I'm a protestant and she's catholic. If you want to troll about religion, then do it in /pol/, retard.

>>35988859
>There is nothing on the other side. Only a void
>>35988894
>I'm not an atheist,I'm a protestant and she's catholic.

>>35986899
Nigga this is from a movie

I don't understand why don't you get therapy or go on some ayahuasca retreat, the way you think about things is extremely unhealthy.

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>>35988926
>shitposting.jpg

Holy shit, you are stupid.

>>35988933
I figured which movie did OP steal this from? Seems like a shit tier indie movie with some faggot Chad actor.

>>35988940
Yes poor rich Chad

>As of 2017, i'm 35 years old. and i've written my will.
>I've made a total of 4 million dollars.
>I have no wife
>i have no children
>all of my money is going to charity.
>I have nothing else to live for

Good bye.

>>35988959
So you two are Christians who don't believe in an afterlife which contradicts your religion. Alright sure. If everyone just rots what's the point of believing in a personal God? And that said your point of consciousness not being saved after death is based purely on anecdotal evidence.

>>35988960
I dont know which one but thats a dumb movie plot if ive ever heard one

>>35988973
im a poor white college child

gibs

>>35988973
kek if this is actually OP you sound like a fuck up.

>>35988973
wew lad hold up a second. how about helping a poor robot with their college tuition? ill forever be grateful. im just $10k short

>>35988973
Gib money for a Batman costume pls