>insecure about his height
>insecure about his hair
>says weird stuff in an attempt to make conversation
>generally awkward around strangers
>colossal superiority complex in order to make up for his own shortcomings
Is Trump a ROBOT?
No, but Barron is. How many GBP do you think he makes a day?
>>35990140
I'd say no, he's far too fucking rich.
>>35990140
>gf
>wife
>Stacy wife
>had sex
>successful
[CHAD DETECTED]
>am hungry
>want to eat healthy
>look up recipes for brown rice
>they are all very difficult or require 1+ hours of cooking
J-just eat healthy bro, it's easy!
>>35990134
if you have an automatic rice cooker then cooking brown rice is piece of cake
cheap rice cookers only cost like 15 dollars
you can even get 1 liter rice cooker for 10 dollars
>>35990165
Does it take less time with a rice cooker or what is the advantage to having one?
>>35990134
Eat green beans, you take some pre cooked that you wrap in cooking plastic, you pit them in microwave for 3 minutes.
Put a bit of butter and salt.
More tasty than a fast food
Who here fell for the
>Y-You'll be their boss someday
meme?
At least I had some hope back then.
>>35990098
>having hope
I ran out of hope at around grade 5. I didn't even get to the point of thinking about being in a job.
>fart
>whole class and teacher laughs
>class continues laughing all the way to the next class
>next classes teacher laughs as well
Literally left one class, lined up for another, got into class and was laughed at the entire way. What makes it worse is I lashed out:
>blindly threw 3 punches
>missed them all
>get punched in the nose
>cry
lel.
>think i have good friends
>come back from class to find my bag in the bin rather than on our table
>put it back on the table
>at lunch it's back in the bin
>put it back on the table and ask who the fuck keeps doing that?
>friend puts it in the bin
>put his in the bin and walk away
>bike home
>try and do a jump off of a gutter
>fall and scratch face up and green stick fracture my arm
>lay there crying for 1 hour while people just walk\drive past
>principle on the way home finds me and takes me home
>>35990485
Wow that's horrible :(
>>35990767
>>35990767
that reply felt good, thanks.
>youtube channel venture FAILED
>online freelancing venture FAILED
>music composer venture FAILED
>visual novel venture FAILED
>manga venture FAILED
>writing reviews venture FAILED
>startup venture FAILED
>tutoring venture FAILED
>dropshipping venture FAILED
>memecoin venture FAILED (I
bought at the peak)
>daytrading venture FAILED
>Getting a decent job FAILED
>tfw 26 yo and still a khv
How many failures should one go through before it is acceptable to kill yourself?
I'd appreciate it if you killed yourself.
You were clearly born too stupid to not be a total failure. I mean seriously you bought bitcoins at the peak, how utterly pathetically stupid can you be.
Did you actually put time and effort into any of that shit? I'm talking years, not months.
what were you dropshipping?
>tfw no archer bf
>tfw no Saber qt to hug you
>>35990084
Thanks, Doc.
My bow is yours!
>>35990084
I can hit your right eye from a distance of 150 meters with a crossbow.
But youre not a guy, are you?
Why don't you have a Female-To-Male bf?
>>35990046
As a mtf I honestly think it's likely I end up with one as I don't think anyone but another trans person could actually love me.
>>35990046
>ftm
sorry but that shit will never work, I'd like to be friends with one though, assuming they'rre not too extreme in the tumblr/otherkin train of thought.
>>35990093
Are you passable, brody?
how to you make normies go away?
just be yourself. Or sort yourself out and become one.
elliot can tell you
>>35990541
what is he whispering?
>Searching grocery store for product
>"Anon can I help you find anything?"
>"No I'm fine thank you"
>Search for a while longer
>Give up and leave without product
>>35990001
That not autistic maybe it just wasn't there
>>35990067
Maraschino cherries, what the fuck section would that be in. Canned fruit? Ice cream toppings? I may never know. The old man seemed so friendly too.
>>35990107
I never ate cherries but maybe in like some food decorations, like the rainbow sparkles
I'm 23 years old and I'm a piece of shit virgin i've never had sex HOLY SHIT KILL ME PLEASE I'm such a fucking failure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgmvg-zzctI
I lost my virginity at 23.
>>35989929
I won't I don't know any girls.
HERE WE GO UHH
>>35989869
OH SHIT
That game
>>35989869
come play tony hawks underground pro
>small close loyal community
>basically hang out each day skating
>lots of discord severs where everyone chats
>filled with druggies and cyborgs
all you need is thug2 and you can torrent it from the bay, and then install a mod
>>35989869
So here I am....
"Chad Muska broke every bone in his body performing a trick where he bounced an entire pizza between his legs like a basketball.
He received a VHS copy of Land Before Time 2 for his efforts.''
>Think I'm good at computers
>I actually don't
>>35989863
>think I have any interests besides browsing 4chan and consuming media
>I actually don't
>>35989863
>Think I'm good at anything
>I actually don't
>>35989863
>think about anything
>I actually don't
this isn't even how it's always been
this is relatively new
only the past few years
what what what why why why
I just want to be killed or revived this halfway state sucks
im nothing more than a mere lurker and here is the drill, need opinions from this board
>met a girl about my age (22)
>petite figure
>black hair
>has a /somethingoffabouther/ face
>questionable highschool education
>her facebook has pictures of graveyards every month or so (not her parents)
>constantly messages me about how she really wants me
>send me "i love yous" and "will you be mine?"
>start chatting with her back
>she goes nuts
>she wants to voice chat
>we voice chat
>drone about nothing and about how much we love each other
the question is, would you continue
>inb4 facebook meme
>>35989769
My opinion is that you should fuck off.
>>35989769
clearly you are a norman if a girl likes you, and if you where a robot then any girl showing interest in you would be enough for instant gf status
>>35989769
Make sure you can block her completely. Fuck her at her house.
Block her and never talk again.
>she's now taking hours to reply
It's over, isn't it?
>>35989749
Girls ALWAYS have their phones on them. If she doesn't reply in minutes, you're not a priority
>>35989749
>You reply.
>Chad eats her pie.
>you text
>chad reks.
that's just the way of things.
>tfw no autistic robot gf that doesn't understand social cues
Why even be alive if all you do is suffering
>>35989745
because we're too cowardly to kill ourselves
Sweet, there's a new chapter. Thanks for the reminder.
She looks too cute with long hair.
>>35989745
Because they don't leave their house either.
How do I help a girl who is depressed?
>>35989730
Their depression is almost always egotistical, so you don't.
>>35989730
You can't, the only way she can be helped and get better is if she finds out how to do so on her own
women get enough help in life
let her hang out to dry