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At this point I'd take anything that would love me for fucks sake, I need someone to push me.

>>36034662
I will literally take anyone that is genetically female and not fat or has kids. Those are my 3 standards. Burn victims and paraplegics I will happily date.

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>>36034662
>pic related. this is about as ugly as id go
pretty much same I guess

not fat is a pretty important one
cute with average feminine penis
not stupid

THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL

>>36034613
WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD

I'm unable to cry for myself. So there's nothing people can say or do to me that would make me cry. But I cry easily for others. Other people's moments of joy or grief. Even the cheesiest things trigger my tears.

Is this actual proof that I have no love for myself?

>>36034578
Must be tough being a Brazilian.

>>36034578
Man. If my son came out looking like that, I would have to love him so hard. How else would he make it through life? Hopefully his parents treat him like a treasure.

>>36034635
>Hopefully his parents treat him like a treasure.
don't mean to be rude but people who look like this aren't gonna have the best, most educated parents

this guy is deep in the favelas and probably never even went to school of any sort

>>36034569
I'd worry about smelling on it - and I'm not just talking about your breath. There's not much else to worry about if you're in a big classroom. If there's <75 people then I'd still be concerned about looking less than sober.

Don't worry about it. I do around 8 ounces of vodka and an energy drink every day before work. No issues here.

>>36035191
I mean obviously there's issues but none that anyone notices enough to call me out on it.

>>36034543
Who the fuck is Clay and why would he be our guy?

Checks out desu

u mean clay aiken?

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>>36034484
>Here they hug each other for a last time
cute boys~

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>>36034484
>for a last time
can you post a pic of the first time also

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>>36034484
>tfw no early twenties wind turbine engineer bf

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>>36034455
>You spend more time writing your characters for your game then working on said game.

Its not any better on this end either.

>can't stand to read your own work
>delete everything

>>36034796
Try to power through it a couple times. Once you do this enough, you'll find it easier to read through it. It's going to hurt the first couple times but it should go away.

>>36034371
Hmm not too much, maybe a lil bit. As long as he cares about me.

Depends on what it was really, mostly no though

your*

I'unno. Get out, roastie? Ree?

>>36034360
ok
am gf

>>36034596
Srs pls

where are you at babe

>>36034357
>My mom said I should have my Jazz combo band play while I hold up a card saying. "I'd be jazzed if you'd go to prom with me."


Jesus fuck do NOT do that. Just ask her, preferably away from other people. She says yes, good for you. No, move on.

>>36034397
this, listen to this dude.

No stupid gimmicks man

>>36034357
normalfag shit goes on bee, redditor

>>36034352
You know what's sexier? seeing the whole titty.

Because they've never tried them and because bras are 'sexy' (i.e. necessary for most of the public)/

I have gotten to the point where I don't wear bras any more; I only put medical tape over my nipples.

>>36034401
Wasn't it shown that unless the girl have massive tits bras are useless at best and dangerous at worse?

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>>36034340
>hairlet
>dicklet
>chinlet
>jawlet
>skinny-fat
>gyno
>rosacea
>big crooked nose
>big ears
>compulsive eater
>babyfaced beardlet
I don't know why I am still living, I guess I'm just too afraid to kill myself

>>36034340
>brainlet
>mexican
>5'9''
>listens to taylor swift
>degenerate
>can't into skyrim

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>Pepperoni sized nipples
>Mac DeMarco tier tooth gap
>white splotches on front teeth
>skinny fat as fuck
>chubby cheeks
>lazy

>>36034875
No one here probably has no idea who he is. The average age here is like 20.

>>36034291

I miss him. The fact that in two years he will have been gone for ten years is kinda sad.

I like snacks!

>>36034275
t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-thanks i guess

>>36034275
are those mini mcchicken sandwiches on the lower left plate?

wish i could see those whore bbc loving eyes behind those glasses

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>>36034258
if you can attract fags then you must be alright loooking, albeit in a gay way

>>36034258
>only people I can attract are faggots
nothing wrong with that

>>36034258
>not attracted to faggots
>posts anime

Well, what did you expect?