This motherfucker pops up behind you and says he'll slightly improve one of any real life skills you posses. What do you choose?
>>36138715
does dick size count as a skill?
Does boosting agility mean I lose weight?
>>36138788
Sure. He'll increase the length OR girth by 10% of its current value
I wish someone would kick me in the balls
>tfw there are fembots out there that want to damage THIS
>>36138651
Any gender preference for the kicker? Where do you live?
>>36138675
Hey,I'm not a fembotbut I do believe balls are beautiful and deserving of worship. But if a guy wants them to be kicked, you should accede to please him.
>>36138754
why do you want to kick someone in the balls ?
>tfw no sapiosexual bf
>>36138612
stop being stupid then
>>36138612
I'd bang the ugliest person as long as theybwould be smart.
Here's your prince, child.
>>36138721
Glad to see someone with the same taste over here
>tfw you fell in love with somebody who doesn't love you back.
I fucked up.
Anyone else fucked up?
>>36138607
I feel that feel, op.
>>36138705
Fastest way to get over it?
I feel in love with someone who made me feel like they loved me, and they lied about it just so they can have someone make them feel less lonely. Now I am stuck in love with someone who never gave a shit about me.
Redpill me on the Virgin Walk
How did I go so long without knowing it was real?
This meme is already old
Everyone does at least one or two of these things. Instead of trying to change the way you walk, consider ceasing to be such an insecure faggot.
there are songs from the 80s that mention the virgin walk. if you're just finding out about it now, that's on you
Why does that statement trigger beta white men?
Who is spamming these threads on /r9k/? It's been going on all day
>>36138530
>Why does that statement trigger beta white men?
because asian girls are probably the only girls we can attract
Does white priviledge really grant you so much ego that you believe an entire race would prefer to racemix?
TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT
>>36138524
Where there's music and there's people
Who are young and alive :'(
>>36138524
I dont wanna let you go so we can fly a kite
>>36138524
just like Ronny said
>kurt cobain said "if you're homophobic please dont listen to our music"
>Iisten to it anyway
Kek, do something about it you dead faggot
You posted this in my thread yesterday loser why post the same shit over and over?
>>36138568
>loser
I'm not a virgin. You are. Enjoy defending kurt cuckbain loser faggot
>>36138603
I'm not a virgin kek and at least Kurt Cobain was cool and likeable unlike (you)
Tips decides what I say next
just killed a man.
>>36138462
Trips* fucking A
Ive always admired your feet. Would you let me lick the cheese between your toes?
I just got my first girlfriend bros.
Just want to let you guys know you can make it too. You just gotta try.
>>36138441
see you in 3 weeks when she dumps you because she finds piss bottles and your semen rag.
>>36138483
wait, why would she dump me because of my piss bottles? girls dont like that?
time to prep the bull
WHY IS EVERYBODY ON HERE A FUCKING BOT
I just want some strange anonymous sex but NO. CL might as well just delete their personal page because nobody is real - except the mountain of guys.
Too many people use it then it's a target for making money. Why this place started using captcha.
>>36138313
You really think actual women are going to advertise on the internet when they can use tinder or go get railed at a nightclub?
>>36138356
im a serial craiglist catfisher anon, I have over 200+ responses back to me after I answered ads using my own pics. It's EZ
Reminder that baby boomers are the cause of the death of western civilization.
All boomers should be gassed.
Bumping because I agree.
Never has there been a more entitled, self-aggrandizing generation. The generation before them survived the Great Depression and won WWII. THEY were the "greatest generation".
I think that you are wrong. Globalist Jews will be the demise of western civilization.
>>36139091
And who do you think the baby boomers are controlled by? The globalist jews you idiot.
Are asian women taking a black man's dick the final redpill for asian women?
These jewshills are sure busy this afternoon. I wonder why they want us to fight with blacks so badly?
>>36138243
not this shit again, asian women don't want to fuck us. stop making these retarded threads.
>>36138243
>watching so much porn that you think it's based in reality
These are actors, fuckhead. They're paid by directors to perform specific scripted scenes.
My steam friend just deleted me
he said kys
>>36138219
then what r u ewaiting for xd
steamcommunity.com/id/cockwork
add me up bois
>>36138219
Maybe you should kys. Have you considered that?
>tfw bf's friend is 6'3"
>have to make sure he doesn't see me drooling every time were around him
>he's winked at me before
>have to ride the subway to work in the morning
>always get hit on by black guys, not even the good kind
>tfw
>tfw the homebrew HPV treatment is working
>tfw on the road to having clear skin again
Stop faking being a woman on /r9k/, take the HRT pill you dysphoric faggot.
>>36138185
>not even the good kind
Dumb fuck. All black people are niggers.