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This motherfucker pops up behind you and says he'll slightly improve one of any real life skills you posses. What do you choose?
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>>36138715
does dick size count as a skill?
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Does boosting agility mean I lose weight?
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>>36138788
Sure. He'll increase the length OR girth by 10% of its current value

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I wish someone would kick me in the balls
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>tfw there are fembots out there that want to damage THIS
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>>36138651
Any gender preference for the kicker? Where do you live?
>>36138675
Hey, I'm not a fembot but I do believe balls are beautiful and deserving of worship. But if a guy wants them to be kicked, you should accede to please him.
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>>36138754

why do you want to kick someone in the balls ?

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>tfw no sapiosexual bf
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>>36138612
stop being stupid then
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>>36138612
I'd bang the ugliest person as long as theybwould be smart.
Here's your prince, child.
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>>36138721
Glad to see someone with the same taste over here

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>tfw you fell in love with somebody who doesn't love you back.

I fucked up.

Anyone else fucked up?
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>>36138607
I feel that feel, op.
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>>36138705
Fastest way to get over it?
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I feel in love with someone who made me feel like they loved me, and they lied about it just so they can have someone make them feel less lonely. Now I am stuck in love with someone who never gave a shit about me.

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Redpill me on the Virgin Walk

How did I go so long without knowing it was real?
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This meme is already old
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Everyone does at least one or two of these things. Instead of trying to change the way you walk, consider ceasing to be such an insecure faggot.
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there are songs from the 80s that mention the virgin walk. if you're just finding out about it now, that's on you

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Why does that statement trigger beta white men?
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Who is spamming these threads on /r9k/? It's been going on all day
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>>36138530
>Why does that statement trigger beta white men?
because asian girls are probably the only girls we can attract
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Does white priviledge really grant you so much ego that you believe an entire race would prefer to racemix?

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TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT
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>>36138524
Where there's music and there's people
Who are young and alive :'(
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>>36138524
I dont wanna let you go so we can fly a kite
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>>36138524
just like Ronny said

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>kurt cobain said "if you're homophobic please dont listen to our music"
>Iisten to it anyway

Kek, do something about it you dead faggot
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You posted this in my thread yesterday loser why post the same shit over and over?
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>>36138568
>loser

I'm not a virgin. You are. Enjoy defending kurt cuckbain loser faggot
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>>36138603
I'm not a virgin kek and at least Kurt Cobain was cool and likeable unlike (you)

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Tips decides what I say next
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just killed a man.
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>>36138462
Trips* fucking A
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Ive always admired your feet. Would you let me lick the cheese between your toes?

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I just got my first girlfriend bros.

Just want to let you guys know you can make it too. You just gotta try.
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>>36138441

see you in 3 weeks when she dumps you because she finds piss bottles and your semen rag.
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>>36138483
wait, why would she dump me because of my piss bottles? girls dont like that?
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time to prep the bull

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WHY IS EVERYBODY ON HERE A FUCKING BOT

I just want some strange anonymous sex but NO. CL might as well just delete their personal page because nobody is real - except the mountain of guys.
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Too many people use it then it's a target for making money. Why this place started using captcha.
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>>36138313
You really think actual women are going to advertise on the internet when they can use tinder or go get railed at a nightclub?
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>>36138356

im a serial craiglist catfisher anon, I have over 200+ responses back to me after I answered ads using my own pics. It's EZ

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Reminder that baby boomers are the cause of the death of western civilization.

All boomers should be gassed.
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Bumping because I agree.

Never has there been a more entitled, self-aggrandizing generation. The generation before them survived the Great Depression and won WWII. THEY were the "greatest generation".
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I think that you are wrong. Globalist Jews will be the demise of western civilization.
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>>36139091
And who do you think the baby boomers are controlled by? The globalist jews you idiot.

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Are asian women taking a black man's dick the final redpill for asian women?
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These jewshills are sure busy this afternoon. I wonder why they want us to fight with blacks so badly?
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>>36138243
not this shit again, asian women don't want to fuck us. stop making these retarded threads.
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>>36138243
>watching so much porn that you think it's based in reality
These are actors, fuckhead. They're paid by directors to perform specific scripted scenes.

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My steam friend just deleted me
he said kys
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>>36138219
then what r u ewaiting for xd
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steamcommunity.com/id/cockwork

add me up bois
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>>36138219

Maybe you should kys. Have you considered that?

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>tfw bf's friend is 6'3"
>have to make sure he doesn't see me drooling every time were around him
>he's winked at me before

>have to ride the subway to work in the morning
>always get hit on by black guys, not even the good kind
>tfw
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>tfw the homebrew HPV treatment is working
>tfw on the road to having clear skin again
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Stop faking being a woman on /r9k/, take the HRT pill you dysphoric faggot.
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>>36138185
>not even the good kind
Dumb fuck. All black people are niggers.

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