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>tfw bf's friend is 6'3"
>have to make sure he doesn't see me drooling every time were around him
>he's winked at me before
>have to ride the subway to work in the morning
>always get hit on by black guys, not even the good kind
>tfw
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>tfw the homebrew HPV treatment is working
>tfw on the road to having clear skin again
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Stop faking being a woman on /r9k/, take the HRT pill you dysphoric faggot.
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>>36138185
>not even the good kind
Dumb fuck. All black people are niggers.
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>tfw only had sex once this week
>tfw my orbiter won't respond on skype because he's visiting his mom in the hospital and I need money for makeup
>tfw my boyfriend lost his job but can't leave him right away without looking like a gold digger
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>>36138296
ik that feel, sis.
why even bother if he's not going to spend money on you and treat you nicely?
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tfw no fembot gfplease respond im so lonely
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>>36138185
Please tell me this is bait. please...
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>>36138344
right? like, we DESERVE it
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>tfw boys can't handle the bants
Why are men so weak, girls? Men are the nyggers of the human race.
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>>36138375
sorry, i would hang myself before bfing a guy that posts anime girls
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>>36138450
its ok its not an anime girl its from a video game
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>>36138481
why don't you get a gf through league
girls only play assfaggots and mmos
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Need femanon analysis of this grill
>go on tinder lunch date
>goes great, she invites me to go out with her and her friends later that night
>pregame, she's already kinda drunk by the time my uber gets there
>puts hand on my thigh underneath table
>makeout
See heres what throws me for a loop, no guys in any of her fb photos, no history of having bf in past judging from photos, doesn't really swear, seems clean cut.
We made out first day I met her which is awesome, but she was alot more forward than I thought. Hanging out with her again next weekend. Did I catch myself a makeout bandit, thirsty chick on a dryspell or dare I say /virgin/ ?
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Who /gold III/ assfaggot here?
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>>36138532
i dont really play LoL much anymore
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>bf
>being hit on
>6'3''
>REEEEEEEEE
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Are there any actual girls in this thread?
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>>36138185
>tfw superstitious
>bfs cat recently died a tragic death
>get new cat
>mfw i think the new can see the dead cats ghost
what do
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>>36138235
who is this
oreganoblox
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>>36138438
It's r9k, most of the guys here have never talked to a girl in the wild.
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will I be sent to hell for this?
>get beta orbiter on tinder
>literally only see eachother once
>christmas time arrives
>i have been ignoring him for a month now
>"Can we BLEASE meet again anonina?"
>i say fine so i can dump his ass
>meet up at the central station
>mfw he had bought christmas presents for my cat
>also cinema tickets (not for the cat)
>"the movie is tonight anonina"
>say fine, let's do this
>notice horrible smell inside the cinema
>other people notices it as well
>turns out its my orbiter
>say i need to pee and leave and never return
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>>36138861
Probably should have just ghosted him online.
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>>36138861
wouldn't you notice the smell when you met at the station?
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>>36138559
Even if it was a girl she'd be even more pathetic than you. Literally not even worthy of you.
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>talk to guy in a game I play
>he's really nice with a cute voice
why do I fall so easily
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>>36139243
What games do you play
post steam library
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>>36138185
>>36138224
>>36138296
>>36138420
>>36138344
>>36138450
All samefag OP.
Kys
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>>36139243
>have decent voice
>regularly hear compliments such as "you should be on the radio" or "you have the sexiest voice ever"
>tfw could have female and gay orbiters
>don't play vidya
>don't voicechat
What a waste.
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someone PLEASE be my gf!super original
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>>36138450
>bait
Originoli
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The bitter virgins got so pissed at the existence of fembots that they keep making threads pretending to them. It's far too easy to tell which are real fembots and which are bitter virgins.
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>>36138538
Not a femanon but have experience. She's probably into you. Most modern relationships begin this way, you two fug and then you spend time together and next thing you know she considers it a relationship and you go with it. Don't know how or why this became the norm, but it's the way it works now apparently.
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