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All you need is to embrace Esoteric Hitlerism and start working on yourself knowing that there are thousands white brothers like you sharing the same dream. Isn't it fantastic?

Hitler despised normies. He walked lonely roads in Vienna watching degeneracy and dreaming BIG. He was /our guy/.

The jew has made world the shithole that it is. The jew is enabling the normie ways. The jew is trying to prevent dreams of our race. The jew is to blame for the generation of baby-boomer degenerates. The jew is to blame why you don't have a gf.
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>somebody shares my dream

time for a new dream
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>tfw the jews killed hitler
>tfw the jews made me born
>tfw the jews are jews
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It's funny seeing how many robots throw off the idea of Nazism as absolutely ludicrous even though it fixes practically every problem they experience

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>girl (male)
>tfw no gf (female)
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>>36269331
Do you want to be the girl or the boy in a ''lesbian'' relationship? Curious.
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>>36269331
That picture is CUTE
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>>36269364
I want to be the "myself" and I want her to be the person I love

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>28 year old NEET
>Applied to college
>Need to take a placement exam for math
>Don't remember shit from high school
>Have to get a high enough score to take then classes I need to take
Am I fucked? I don't remember a single thing from high school.
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>>36269245
Take an online math course, some universities have one on their webpage
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>>36269245
Study its really that simple
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You're not fucked you just haven't exercised your math muscles in a while. Just study and it'll come back to you.

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Ignore that bait thread. This is a thread for true fembots.
>tfw 5'6" and only 180 pounds, and yet I can't even get a guy above 5'10" who earns more than $40,000 a year
End my pain.
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>>36269234
This stopped being funny in 2015
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>tfw he doesn't have his own car
Where do the other girls find them ?
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>>36269234
>5'6
>180 pounds
That's disgusting OP

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Hey all, quick question. Is it weird to be an almost 30 year old guy working in a grocery store?

I've been in a retail helpdesk position for the past two years after getting an IT degree, and I have reason to suspect the head manager is looking to fire me. The job itself is fun and my coworkers are great but I don't get any kind of benefits or anything other than my pay, around $15/hr. I haven't had a vacation or even a weekend since I started. I've been applying for other tech related jobs but they're few and far between and I'm not a wealthy dude so I can't just move across the country.

A local grocery store just opened up a prepared foods position and they're paying around $11/hr, but also offers three weeks paid vacation, 100% health/vision/dental insurance, life insurance, a 401k, discounts on food, free gym membership, and either an unlimited bus pass or a free bike depending on how you want to commute (there's no employee parking).

I guess my question is, is a job like that embarrassing or is it okay? I know my family would pull the "we didn't send you to college so you could wash dishes and have people wait on you hand and foot" but those seem like some pretty decent perks.

Thoughts?
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It's strange for a 30 yo man with a degree to be working at a grocery store but if you enjoy it, keep on doing it.
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>>36269227
Can you support yourself on 11/h?

If yes, go for it. If not, don't. Who cares what anyone else think
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>>36269227
Money is money

original

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>It's another "Family asks if Anon has a gf yet" episode
>plot twist
>Anon doesn't care
That went better than i thought
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>>36269185
I told my parents that I didn't care also, now they think that I don't care about anything in life and that I'm an narcissistic asshole... Why do some people think that the purpose of life is to waste time on a relationship?
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>>36269185
>in the next episode see how they think anon is gay and want him to see a therapist
good luck
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My parents tease me lightly about it every now and then, honestly I wanna leave this cunt ASAP and go off the radar so I don't have to deal with the eventual shame of not having a gf and providing grandchildren.

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>back home visiting from college
>"Anon, why don't you say hi to your brother? he's in his room"
>knock on his door
>"what do you want?"
>"it's me, anon. saying hi"
>"oh hey come in"
>open the door
>brother's room smells fucking musky. just like semen
>notice trash overflowing with wadded up tissues below a poster of some anime girl in a witch hat
>brother is 50 lbs fatter

how the fuck do i help him? he's literally done nothing with his life since graduating high school. i bet he probably posts here. hey david, if you're reading this get your damn life together and buy some fucking air freshener or something.
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>>36269084
Lemme guess you're the brother right
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You're a normie, you help him.
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>>36269084
Is this james?

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If I was a normie... I could drive a mustang car with class
My drawer stuffed with condom boxes, and I could fuck women en masse
Now you take a normie, he aint nobody's fool
Never gives a damn, he lost his v-card in high school
Damn I wish I was a normie
Society has gone crazy, I'd change things if I could
If I was only a normie, I could make my way into girlfriendhood
Oh the things that I could do, if I was Chad and hell bent
I could get myself 10 girlfriends, and it wouldn't cost me one damn cent
Damn I wish I was a normie
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These days I've been down on my luck, I've been really wanting a thot
All the qts, they told me, you ain't chad you're 'bot
Oh how I've tried to get a girl, a gf I had with pride
I asked Stacy but she laughed and said youre not chad enough to even qualify
Damn I wish I was a normie
I get straight A's in STEM, passing classes without shame
Chad talked to a qt next to me, and he couldn't even write his own name
Now Chad, he got the girl, he's ruined another lass
He couldn't qualify for a trash truck, I'm locked in my room again, drunk off my ass
Damn I wish I was a normie
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>>36269087
If I was Chad Thundercock, I could bang all the sloots
With my six pack as ridged as a washboard, and all Adonis attributes.
If I was only 6 foot eleven, I could stand tall in this life
I could go out every weekday, and enjoy the sex nightlife
Damn I wish I was a normie
Feminists claim sexual liberation, but things are a little off key
I've never seen a robot, even get 6/10 pussy
It ain't that I don't like those roasties, if I've rubbed you wrong by chance
Take a look at that mistletoe, hanging on the seat of my pants
Damn I wish I was a normie
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>>36269116
If I had a thunder cock, I could be a 100% Chad
I'd have me a woman on a mountain top, my dick all the women would suck
I could have me a girlfriend, on the streets of every town I see
I could tear up the whole damn city, and the feminists wouldn't dare stop me
Damn I wish I was a normie
A lot of things in life I know, but I don't get even somewhat
Why a slut can call me a virgin, and I cant call a slut a slut
If I was a Ted Bundy , I could strangle a woman to hell
I would be an instant sensation, and have a harem under my spell
Damn I wish I was a normie

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This thread! This thread is the cutestestest thread on 4chan!
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cuter than /c/?
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>>36268973
I shall not defy you the privilege of creating the cutest thread, here's a free (you) for all your needs, now post more Karen's plz.
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Here, have this Acguy. Possibly the cutest mobile suit ever for the cutest thread ever.

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All I want is a guy who is 6'0" or above and isn't poor as fuck. That's all I ask. Being a fembot is suffering. Women probably have it even worse than men, due to the fact that we earn less because of discrimination.
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>>36268879
>6'0" or above

go back to Tinder you used up hag
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>tfw I'm 6ft and above average pay at a young age and probably getting promoted soon
>tfw I only like guys

Go home roastie
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6/10 for making me answer.

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i've been using this for about a half year now. AMA.
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>>36268878
What even is that
And why do you use it
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is that some site where truck drivers chat with you aka invisible grillfriendo?
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>>36268905
its a texting service. costs about 15 bucks a month and you basicallly get a gf that's text only, she'll text you randomly at times to say sweet things to you. i do it because im a lonely 30 year old faggot and i dont think i can ever put the pieces back together

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What do i do 4chan? My mom just told me that I need to get a job or she's going to kick me out.
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>>36268865
Get a job, mongoloid.
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Get a job at UPS or FedEx, they accept anybody. Work part time.
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>>36268865
Get a job and stop leaching, is time to grow up OP.

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Do normies really not pick their nose? Im 26 and pick my nose all the time. If i do t my nostrals feel blocked and the boogers are stuck such that blowing would never get them out.
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>>36268768
Everyone picks their nose the difference is doing it behind closed doors and then washing their hands and doing it out in the open and dropping it on their tongue.
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>>36268768
Yes they do you autist if they say otherwise they're lying it's just a gross subject like how we poop so you gotta keep it on the low
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>>36268768
Use tissues at least anon

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>rec drugs
>ssri
>gee eff
>homosexuals
>ugly
>depress
>lonely
>short
>fat
>skinny

Blah
Blah
Blah
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It's all so tiring

I wrote this first
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>>36268703
Are you making fun of /r9k/ or are you saying you fit the bill?
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>>36268703
It's sad what r9k has become

What's even sadder is I still come here

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femanons, what do you feel when you see a guy in the gym who has a superior body to your bf?

like he's objectively lifting more weights or has lower body fat or has a six pack or is taller or all of the above?

do you have a primal urge to fuck them? isn't going to the gym just one big giant test of your self control because you are literally dying for their superior genes yet you are settling for an objectively physically inferior specimen?

pic is obviously of a mutant mass monster who has left humanity behind, but we all know femanons prefer the 6'+ ottermode
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It's not like people have their bank statements tattooed to their forehead or something. Why would I care if a guy is obnoxiously muscular? That time could be better spent on something actually productive
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I never feel sexy at the gym because I have absolutely no testosterone. Like I get some girls love lifting weights in leggings and shorts and love having everyone's eyes on them but I just feel awkward and exposed. Usually I just stay on cardio stuff where most of the guys there are either fat or small.
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>>36268637
what the fuck
are his lips shopped?

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