I'm what a lot of you would think of as a normie. Four years ago, this probably would not have been the case as a 24 year old virgin; but as of now I have been in a stable relationship for the last three years and eight months. I shouldn't be able to so accurately reel off the time it has been - the number comes to me so quickly though as it is starting to feel like an ongoing prison sentence.
I could tolerate my girlfriend's raging mood swings, her sheer lack of rationality despite her undeniable intelligence, her infantile tantrums, and we could live extremely comfortably when we graduate in a few years as a surveyor (me) and a doctor (her). I could keep her knowing that looks-wise, I am punching well above my weight - she's the sort of girl 60 year old executives would pay four grand to spend the night with, whereas I have the looks of a serial flasher. I could do this as I know she would never split up with me. I've attempted to split up with her so many times I have lost count - when I do so she breaks into hysterics and makes me genuinely believe she cannot go on without me, and I relent.
Our relationship has gradually become more and more fucked up. Now I think she sees me more as a father figure than her partner. I am not a dominant person, but I am assertive, rational and masculine, whereas her father is an abusive, pathetic alcoholic. Since we started seeing each other she has become close to estranged from her parents.
At times I want so desperately to leave her I want to scream it in her face. There are times when I am happy with her too, but these are becoming less and less frequent whilst the former becomes the norm. My fantasy is to live by myself in a small flat, reading books, listening to headphones, smoking cannabis without interference from anyone else. I want to slip into a cold bed by myself every night and relish the silence and solitude.
If you are single and content, I envy you and hope to find the courage to join you soon.
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post a pic of this bitch
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>>36299853
No. I would have posted on /b/ if revenge was my intention.
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hey anon,
i've been lonely for a while, after being in a relationship for a while.
most problems we have are because we don't communicate well enough with each other.
maybe you need some time apart, but try not to burn any bridges, if you can help it.
hard mode: you can only pick one
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"Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention."
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"Hemingway once wrote, "The world's a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."
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>>36299774
Kevin because I get to kill normies and cuck chad I mean brad
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HUUEEEEAAFFFFAHHHHAAHAA WE'REREEEFFUU INIIIIN HEGGGGAAALLLLLLL
UUUEEEAAAHAHAHAHAEEELLLLALHAHAHALALLL
OOOHHHHHHHHHAOAOHAOHAOHAOHAHOOH
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I really, really like this post. Thanks for your contribution anon.
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This is that quality shit I've been looking for all day
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This is me when I don't take my meds
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Why is this wrong?
please help me, kind anons
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It s inclusive you idiot. Square brackets
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x is equal or greater than 3
I'm a dropout and even I know this
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>>36299756
still wrong
where did i go wrong here?
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>humans are ultimately just a bunch of disgusting pulsating lumps of flesh awkwardly stuffed inside a bone frame, dipped in blood and bagged in a thin layer of skin
Why would I want to connect with these ugly creatures on any level? Even the qtest girls are nothing but abominations behind that skin layer.
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>>36299675
>Abominations
Grills are more qt when you see whats inside kek
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>>36299675
it is true how they say:
it is what is inside that counts
now be the organmeister
grow a throbbing passion for innards
but do not always think of the sacs discretely
the total cellular continuum has a truth to uncover too
the skin is defense - who could ever love defense?
but the weapon of love is another story for sure
stroke the pulsating blood muscle in your mind
the comfort purpose will avail to you then
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I'm just a squishy wrinkly lump of neurons that has some degree of control over my body.
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>LOOOOVE, LOVE WlLL TEAR US APART... AGAIN
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>>36299644
>he fell for the joy division meme
Take the Morrisey pill OP
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>>36299988
this is kind of embarassing don't you think? the smiths is music for girls. joy division is robot music
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>>36299988
>>36300005
>music
fucking normies
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When did you finally accept that Chad always wins?
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>>36299622
2nd from left is literally a pinhead, how is he a CHAD
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>>36299724
What do you mean by pinhead? Any woman would open her legs for any of these men without thinking about it too much. Each one of them is Chad.
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>>/fit/ laughs at these physiques
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I'm probably not the first to type this, am I ?
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>>36299590
You obviously are if the robot let you post it.
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Am I the first to type this?
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I am the first person to type this.
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I really like hanging out with this girl, and we hang out all the time like biking and swimming, but I don't have a crush on her. She said she had a crush on me in earlier years(hs)(im 18 shes 17) but she told me that she doesn't have a crush on me anymore. The thing is, I want her to be my gf, but idk if that's compatible given the info I gave like not having a crush on her. What should I do?
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just fuck her right in the butthole
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>>36299514
listen op i read your post and all i can say is just fuck her right in the butthole
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You're 18. Just go for it. It literally does not matter. If it doesn't work out, it'll be over in less than a year
tfw finally got gf
tfw finally lost virginity
its like a giant weight has been lifted from me. a sense of accomplishment and well being.
can we talk about this great feeling, lads?
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>>36299507
REEEEEEE
NORMIES OUT OUT OUUUUT
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>>36299852
I want to talk about my good feels here. Why do I have to get out
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When I finally lost my virginity I creampied a bar slut while shitfaced on her druggie friend's couch.
That was not a fun couple of weeks waiting for those test results
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>Talk to boy I met online for weeks
>Sweet as can be, very respectful
>Trade pics today, he calls me cute and compliments me and all that, shows me his face
>Ugly as sin. Like he looks like a shitty drawing made by a 5th grader
I feel bad cuz I wanna stop talking to him now because of his appearance, but that makes me shallow
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i swear to god i hope this is a joke. if not then i'm moving boards
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>>36299451
s-sorry
can I still be your long-distance emotional bf?
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>>36299502
not that big of a deal desu
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If you are considering suicide, don't.
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>>36299447
Thanks op, u a real one
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>>36299447
pupper says no, i obey
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I'm considering other people's suicide.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/
Get a load of these turbo-normies
First to get banned wins xD
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>goes to reddit
>calls people normies
>lol lets raid them xD
Off yourself immediately
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>>36299411
what the actual fuck, we're getting raided on r9k? we get linked enough on other subs
this post doesn't even make any sense are you being intentionally retarded?
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>>36299568
IMO, "normie" should be defined not by what you have, but what you want. If your top priority is fucking, you're a normie. If you choose to spend a Saturday evening in front of a text editor, even though you can get laid right now, you are less of a normie.
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>tfw you will never experience what pregnancy is like
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>>36299401
Not sure if the babies are going to come out man-sized or she is just fucking obese.
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>>36299401
she thique
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>>36299401
nor any part of the process
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what is this blue elephant called? can someone post more?
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>>36299390
An idiotic attempt to replace pepe?
A donkey will show up if that one takes off. Bad idea. Fefe is better.
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>>36299421
the fuck is fefe
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>>36299390
i have no idea what this one is called