>tfw you will never experience what pregnancy is like

>>36299401

Not sure if the babies are going to come out man-sized or she is just fucking obese.

>>36299401
she thique

>>36299401
nor any part of the process

>>36299401
What a sexy, full tummy. Why are preggo fat chicks so fucking hot bros?

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>>36299401
iktf, i just want to be a guy's breeding cow.

>>36299401
Thank fucking God, it sounds very unpleasant.

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>>36299401
>posting disgusting landwhales instead of tastefully thicc preggos
absolutely haram

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>>36299799
all preggos are beautiful shitlord

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>>36299825
Some just much more so than others

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>>36299825
This
>ywn be a big fat broodmama to be constantly fed and impregnated
>ywn have a big fat broodmama to constantly feed and keep pregnant

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Moar!! Please please....

>Implying I don't know

Loved the feeling and experience.

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>>36300149
that bitch isnt even preggers wtf

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>>36300168
>tfw you will never be a pregnant woman
>tfw the best analogue you can have is getting a woman pregnant then listening to her complain about how much it sucks then not long after she gives birth complain about how she misses being pregnant and wants another kid

it happens with every pregnant woman i ever knew.

>>36300168
>there are roasties with children on fucking /r9k/ of all places
What did you like about it? Are you by chance a pregnancy fetishist?

>>36300425
Actually I was a surrogate so the child isn't in my life.

I dunno, I just really enjoyed the feeling of it, and growing through it. A lot of women have it rough, but my pregnancy was surprisingly easy on me so I didn't have the downsides much. I think if I did, I would feel differently. I don't think of myself as a fetishist for it, but I did love it and wouldn't mind at all doing it again. If I had a husband who wanted it, sure I'd love to be pregnant constantly for a big happy family.

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>>36300425
i'm aware of a couple of them, one of them was a surrogate mother who breastfed the biological mother of her surrogate child and the child at the same time.

Can't even think about that without getting hard.

>>36299401
>tfw got pregnant when 15

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>>36300490
something that bothers me is that we as a society are in a place where reproductive sexual activity is referred to as a fetish.

It's a fetish for a man to want to be pregnant. It's just normal for a woman to want to get pregnant. It should be, anyways.

>>36300549
I think most people don't consider that a fetish. Like it's referred to that way, but people don't actually seriously consider it that.

Like, when it's a "fetish" that everyone, normally has then it's not really a fetish.

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>hehe look at what I can do anon, I'm gonna flip the baby!

>>36299719
gonna need that sauce anon

I've been pregnant twice. It's not so great. Yeah it's cool to feel a life growing inside you, but the novelty wears off and you feel tired, giant and generally shitty, giving birth is a bitch, and it ruins your body forever in most cases.

>>36301199
only if you're a lazy piece of shit

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Why do most women think that pregnancy makes it okay for them to be obese?

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>>36301237
doctors usually tell women to reduce physical activity, but they take that a bit too liberally. It just becomes a good excuse to not exercise and eat lots of delicious fatty foods.

>>36301222
There are some things it legitimately does mess up, for example most women's bladders become permanently weaker after pregnancy which is part of why women tend to have more incontinence issues than men do.

>>36299401
>I will never spend 9 months vomiting being nauseus having all my nutrients sucked away from me by a parasite being unable to perform basic activities or even walk properly and then having a fucking crying mutant that will probably turn into either a piece of shit or a NEET or an idiot or die early or become a criminal or become a brad squeezed out of a small hole in my body that may or may not require them to cut into my fucking stomach with a knife and then sit in a hospital bed for like a day then have a flabby fucked up stomach and a loose pussyhole wow yeah being a pregnant woman really sounds fucking great thanks because making more life and all that as if we dont have enough

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>>36301394
dull that edge before you even think about posting in another preggo appreciation thread you scoundrel.

>tfw boipussy can't get pregnant
>tfw will never be a mommy (male)

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>>36302761
genetic engineering is getting better every year, you might just have a pair of ovaries and a womb ready for you by the time you're hitting the wall.

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>>36299401
that fucking baby going to come out deformed
imagine if you made a loaf of bread but before that you smashed in the pan so it's all dented inward then you stuffed in the dough

>>36299401
Jesus christ, is she pregnant with a car?

>>36300549
I think pregnant women are sluts and never want a dick to touch me, let alone impregnate me. is that also normal

>>36301563
that anon is right. also
>wanting your whole family to watch your vagina tear
>wanting 20-odd people a day to see you naked

it's honestly the sluttiest thing a woman can do.

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Chubby girls are MADE for impregnating

>>36303078
>your whole family to watch your vagina tear
what kind of weird family do you come from

only the husband watches

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>>36303048
no, you're mentally ill if you don't want to be a mother.

>>36303078
most women don't want their families other than maybe their husband in the room at time of birth.

>>36303048
>you're mentally ill if you don't want to be a mother.

I'm not mentally ill, just highly evolved. You realize ghetto cunts and airhead stacies are the ones most likely to contribute to the population, right? The more intelligent you are, the less likely you are to want to have kids. Every +15 IQ points makes you less likely to reproduce.

>>36303110
My sister in law just had a baby and she said 20 hospital staff members a day came to see her naked. Also I would not want my fucking private parts hanging out in the open, and I don't want anything going in or out of them.

>>36303152
>most women don't want their families other than maybe their husband in the room
wouldn't know, not a whore.

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I WANT TO BE A PREGNANT GIRL

I WANT TO DIE

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>>36303211
>ohhhh noo someone will see me nakies!!

better not get old then lady, you'll be getting help in the shower from random third world women in the retirement home. Shit, don't ever get injured or go in for surgery cause you gotta get in a hospital gown for that too.

This new Mal Malloy leak is fucking amazing btw, she's a preggers bombshell.

>>36303317
She's a L I T E R A L whore and you have to be a slut to let somebody see you naked.

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>>36303333
well I pretty much hit the nail on the head when I said that you have to be mentally ill to not want to be a mommy.

>IF ANYONE SEES YOU NAKED EVER YOU'RE A SLUT

you are LITERALLY more prudish than male robots who insist on a chaste virgin bride are, and you're a woman lmao.

>>36303388
You're acting like women aren't classically the more prudish gender.
Also I am 100% chaste. And not religious.
And pregnant women make me want to vomit.

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>>36303471
then why the fuck are you in a thread about pregnant women?

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>>36299401

>tfw you will never experience what pregnancy is like

looking at that picture makes me glad that i wont

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>>36303641
>Anon, why don't you want to get pregnant with me? *cries*

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>>36303596
I like to cause trouble and make myself feel sick.

>>36303660
idk why you have such a problem with basic reproductive biology. It's true that higher IQ correlates with lower fertility, but that likely has more to do with the neuroticism, heightened inhibitions and more abstracted sexual thinking that come with higher IQ than some sort of Schopenhauerian will denial.

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>tfw no fembot gf to impregnate

>>36303734
I am the definition of neurotic, inhibited and abstract.
People who aren't are incapable of introspect and are barely human.

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>Wow, she's really moving around in there today! Come here and say hello to your daughter anon!