tfw finally got gf tfw finally lost virginity its like a giant

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>>36299507
REEEEEEE
NORMIES OUT OUT OUUUUT

>>36299852
I want to talk about my good feels here. Why do I have to get out

When I finally lost my virginity I creampied a bar slut while shitfaced on her druggie friend's couch.

That was not a fun couple of weeks waiting for those test results

>>36299507
Happy for you, but it's time to GTFO normie

>>36300249
this is not a board for normalfag feels, especially happy ones

>tfw chronic body odor
>tfw no matter what I do I'll never get a gf

I literally repulse people. I don't know what most guys are complaining about on this board.

tfw I didn't lose my virginity in high school because we were both waiting for something more special with someone we were deeply in love with
tfw three years later I lose my virginity in college because a girl asked if I wanted to have sex.

Sex isn't sacred, and it's only a big deal if you aren't having any.

>>36299507
so tell me )
(originalo)

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>>36300398
>lose virginity to random slut instead of person you love

>HURDUR IT ISN'T SPECIAL LADS

Rope.

>>36300439
She's still one of my best friends, and I never said sex wasn't special. I have 0 regrets.

Stay mad, virgins.

>>36300380
Same, but visually. I repulse people at much greater range. I don't know what you're complaining about.

>>36300418
Umm what?
Organ

>>36300398
>it's only a big deal if you aren't having any
yeah no shit

>>36300503
I get you, man. It really is nothing to go get laid or have a slut throw herself at you. It's finding the love connection that's special. Virgins just can't understand.

>>36300503
>sex is only a big deal if you aren't having it
>I never said sex isn't special
what did he mean by this?

>>36300630
Damn, you wrecked that nigga

>>36300630
>>36300701

>replying to yourself
Kys

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>tfw no gf in year 2017

>>36300380
hey, I have chronic body odor too.

Its worse because Im 8-9/10, muscular, rich and used to be really popular. Literally almost every girl Ive ever met has initally been attracted then put off by either my smell of me doing something weird.

feelsbad but im sure theres a light at the end of the tunnel

>>36300398
only the most special of bitch niggas say this 'want it to be special shit'

I literally cringe when men say this to me and cant wait for when theyre like 27 posting in a thread like this about how much of a faggot they used to be