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What would you do if someone punched you in the stomach while you were pregnant?
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Shoot them dead.
It's clear cut self defense in most of the USA. Regardless of your stance on abortion, trying to kill/harm a fetus against the mother's will is in effect attempted murder.
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>>36377197
>What would you do if someone punched you in the stomach while you were pregnant?
I am a boy I can't be pregnant
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Freak out, try to defend myself, seek help. I did get mugged while pregnant, that was scary.
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my mom ruined my dad's life
the only thing my mom has ever done for my dad is gave birth to me and my brother. For that, she apparently feels justified in bitching about every little thing that has ever happened in her life for the past 25 years.
I don't think my dad has benefited whatsoever from marrying my mom. She makes no money, in fact she is a massive drain on my dad's income, and she does nothing except scream at my dad. My dad has worked week for the last 30 years at least and has no savings, because he continually listens to my mother's bad decisions - she convinced him to buy an RV once when we never go camping, she convinced him to get a big ugly house that lost them a lot of money, shit like that
Now my brother and I are in college, and my mom refuses to live with my dad anymore - she lives in a separate apartment, which my dad pays for of course.
Why does my dad put up with this shit?
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Didn't you post this before
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>>36377191
>maybe if I post about it every day on some anonymous image board the situation will be resolved
fuck off blogposter
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>>36377241
>Didn't you post this before
...no but I mean this is a pretty common story I guess
>>36377277
what the fuck are you guys on about?
is there someone else who posted something similar?
I've never posted anything like this before
Do I have small hands or normal hands for an adult male?
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>>36377149
H A N D L E T
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>>36377149
Long hands small wrists and absolutely no muscle whatsoever on your entire body.
Also probably a shitskin.
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That's not how you measure a hand you brainlet. The average hand is 7.44 inches long and this is how you measure (image related)
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If you were a girl, what would you HONESTLY do with your virginity?
I'm approached to go on "dates" with guys often. By "date", I mean that he buys me dinner, I go to his house, watch something, fuck, stay the night, fuck again and then we never see each other ever again. Honestly, that sounds like it could be fun, but I've never experienced it before. Should I try it?
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>>36377113
Whatever. No one cares.
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How do you think that a man would have an accurate frame of reference for what the female experience is like so that he could say what exactly would happen?
I mean I think I would save it for somebody special but if I were female I would probably be a horrible person like nearly all women are.
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>>36377113
>If you were a girl, what would you HONESTLY do with your virginity?
As in hymen? I'd have broken it years ago with a hairbrush or coke bottle.
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tfw the lack of sexual experience is making you depressed and miserable
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>>36377013
commit a sepoku anon
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rootie tootie go get them prostie tooties
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>>36377013
Why not get a practice girlfriend, anon?
really makes you think
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i asked mommy for chicken tenders and she said no so I screamed and pooped myself and then she got the chicken tenders
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>>36376997
Prove it
Massive
Faggot
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>>36376997
Wow. Great story. 10/10
here's a poem for you to keep this legendary thread alive:
reeeed for tendies
mommy said no
reeeed for tendies
called her a ho
gottem tends :)
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>>36377256
Thanks, Anon. I appreciate your comment very much.
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if penis size doesn't matter, why do women use 'small dick' as an insult?
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If skin color doesn't matter why do whites use "bigger" as an insult.
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>>36376896
if you dont have at least a 7x5 dick, Im not even interested. Im not a pedophile that is sexually attracted to children's genitals.
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>>36376952
wow I suck that was supposed to be nigger in those quotation marks
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What is /r9k/'s IQ? 135 master race reporting in. Inb4 online tests don't count, I took the WAIS.
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>>36376825
139 here. This is not what you call a bait.
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>>36376886
Not disagreeing, just asking what test you took
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I don't know, but if I were to guess I'd probably be ~100-105
Do you think you'd be here if you weren't raised by a single mother?
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>>36376719
Not raised by a single mum but dad and mum were never around. Dad confronted me for being gay today, haven't felt this shitty in years. In the end why should I feel bad for what i am
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>>36376719
Absolutely not. If I had been raised by my dad I would have a job, friends and a future. I hate my mom for spoiling me, I hate her fucking guts
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>>36376719
No. My Dad has more life experience than mom. Mom never went to College and was raised by poor dumb parents.
I can't tell for sure how things would've been, obviously. But fathers force you to do shit, mom coddled me.
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>statistically it's highly unlikely - almost impossible - to reach 60 while still being a virgin
>that means you'll have sex with someone in the future
>that girl is walking around somewhere right this fucking moment
>there's a girl right now who will say 'I love you too' to you in the future
Your roads just haven't crossed ...yet.
How does that make you feel, /r9k/?
I can't help but daydream and smile at this thought.
>(personally I'm a normie who recently got single and had his heart broken)
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>>36376716
That's because virgins die early, due to suicide or stress.
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>>36376716
Ya but will she be a virgin, if not I don't want it. I'll stay a statistic anomaly.
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Its statistically unlikely because no generation has been like this one before.
If you've got 3 train crashes a year, but see 300 trains about to derail and kill a bunch of people, you can't take out train statistics and predict the future.
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>be me
>sophomore year of college
>5'9", 115 pounds
>have chad friends from rowing because I cox
>Coxing is basically steering the boat in rowing
>Coxes don't row, so you're supposed to be as small as possible to not slow down the team
>Semi-normal social personality
>Find a QT freshman at the start of this year
>She's into me
>Don't realize it because I figured it'd be impossible for someone to like me
>Literally enjoys spending time with me
>Started talking to her over social media (long story not interesting)
>She asked me to hang out
>Continues to ask me to hang out multiple times
>At some point around December it hits me she's into me
>Fall deeply for her, she's QT and really nice
>She's already moved on from me
>Tfw sunk everything into her
>Tfw devastated
>Tfw become an alcoholic after drinking a few times with her
>We're best friends or something
>Make a nice card for her for Valentine's Day composed of pics of us
>She really appreciates it
>Apparently her friends tried to get her to ask me out
>She's just into me as a friend
>fuckmyshitup.gif
>I'm like her best friend now or something
>We both enjoy spending time with each other, but no chance of being more than friends
>Get the subtle feeling I'm a beta orbiter now
>Chad friends don't like her at all, she doesn't like chad friends
>Apparently similar situation with her in that all her friends don't like me and I don't like all her friends
>She invited me to meet her parents over the weekend for brunch
>Tells her parents about how kind and understanding I am
I can't help but feel like I'm orbiting her but at the same time we're both really close friends. What do?
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You know where you're posting this to right?
Either A. Leave her
B. Find a qt girl to date while maintaining a stable/ platonic relationship with her (Most unlikely(
C. Remain her beta orbiter see your friendship collapse and be sad forever because you're a fucking cuck
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>>36376712
>>5'9", 115 pounds
WHAT THE FUCK.
YOU ARE A SKELIETON
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Ask her if she's a roastie.
If so, leave
If no, ask to see and posts pics here
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Put my baby penor in this girls vagine on sunday.
Just wanted to say goodbye to you robots.
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>>36376559
So long friend, while I believe it is ideal to remove desire instead of fulfill it, if you find happiness in normiedom I support you.
Many here are repressed normies and you have come free. bye!
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>>36376676
Thanks.
And I really wasn't until a couple of months ago.
But the transition is so fast.
~97.9% of robots will witness it first hand.
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>>36376559
Don't count your chickens before they have hatched. Remember, you're here forever.
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Do I have Chad potentiaI?
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surprisingly, yes.
shave, proper hair, weight loss
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do l have chad potentiaI?
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danke dafuer iBlali
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ITT post your favourite saved image of all time
>pic related
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Am I original yet?
Guess not
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>>36376526
pic related
he really makes you think
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>>36376526
Embrace the suffering
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How do women like this even find a husband? Do they go on a beta male hunt? Every woman like this that I know is married to a skinny manlet who's clearly non dominant in a relationship. How the fuck do they get to own these men?
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>>36376414
Are you saying that weak, skinny manlets are more attractive than old fatties?
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That woman looks slightly better than me. Constantly mocked and most likely mentally stable (comparatively).
Stop posting Staceys
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36376414
>Every woman like this that I know is married to a skinny manlet who's clearly non dominant
>How the fuck do they get to own these men?
You answered your own question anon.