What is /r9k/'s IQ? 135 master race reporting in. Inb4 online

>>36376825
139 here. This is not what you call a bait.

>>36376886
Not disagreeing, just asking what test you took

I don't know, but if I were to guess I'd probably be ~100-105

>>36376937
You can a very rough estimate by going to iqtest.dk. I hear that they're one of the few that don't inflate it to make you feel good and buy the """full report"""

>>36376937
I am so sorry for you anon

Really serious original

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>117 online test
>take real test
>125
Everyone said the online test was so easy.

>>36376995
Most of them inflate the score to try and get you to buy their shitty report

168 iq im a lil smart boi

Bout 132-140.

>>36377095
Shouldn't you be off sucking Stephen Hawking's dick or something

>>36376933
>just asking what test you took
You did not ask it.

>>36377142
It was implied

Original

Can we get an IQ discussion going? Has anyone ordered Paul Cooijmans' or someone else's tests? Could you link proper online tests that dont inflate the score, just for fun if nothing else?

>>36377287
>proper online tests

They really don't exist.

127 when i was younger
114 now
at this rate i'll become a normie

>>36376825
parents had me take an IQ test when I was 13
>150
Probably at retard levels now since I have been a shut in for 10 years

>>36377317
114 is pretty normie anon.

>>36377361
So is 127. The 115-130 range are, in fact, the turbo normies.

>>36376825
Was recorded with +130 IQ when i was a kid, but i think i lost all as i feel like a stupid autist wheni go out and i can t do math anymore :/

I have an IQ of 55.

>>36376994
w-whats wrong with 105?

>>36376975
how come I have to download a .swf file when i go there?
have an alternative?

>>36376825
IQ 115 parents took me to a physiologist cause they thought i was retarded

>>36378319

test.mensa.no

origo

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>>36376825
Why do people wank over IQ itself? If you're the "good" smart then you probably already have intellectual accomplishments to show for it. If you're the bad "smart but lazy" smart it makes you seem pathetic.

I scored a 121, had to take the test because In highschool I stopped going so after two years they wanted to see if I was stupid. Wonder what I would have scored if I actually went to classes.

144 but I doubt it's correct because I'm a trap which makes me an automatic brainlet

I believe it was 125 a decade ago in an official test

Anyone below 115 is very likely a failed normie

>>36377708
100 is by definition the normie IQ.

>>36378750
Glad you know your place in the world

>>36378649
Smart but lazy is the ultimate redpill

132 in high school(currently in college), want to take it again soon

Fun fact: the more intelligent you are, the more insecure and self-doubting you become

This is why retards always think they are correct and everyone else is "stupid"

>No link posted in the entire thread
what the fuck how do I know

something like 70

>>36376825
I see your 135 and raise you to 141.

142

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>>36378649
>>36378832
Oddly enough people with high IQ's tend to have some form of depression and/or ADD. The combo is a bitch. You're smart, but "lazy". I'm one of those dudes. Bipolar type 2 with ADD. Lamotrigine + dextroamphetamine = smart, confident, and productive.

>>36378921
My bf has an IQ of 141. Is that you?

>>36377095
>>36377130
All of the credible scoring methods cap at 160. Nice meme friendo.

>>36378980
Boi I'm the OP and I have Bipolar and anxiety. I didn't know it was a common thing among high IQers though

>>36378750
If no man jaw then kik me RobotGandhi definitely not sarcastic

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Online tests are bullshit, I've never scored below 135 and usually around 145 in the 5-6 different online tests I've taken

138 on official test
I got something like 180 on a shitty online test, but I doubt that has any veracity

>>36378165
Lmao that sounds like a fun fun fun fun fun fun original time,

>>36378995
I wish. I'm too emotionally fucked after my last run-in with love. :(

>>36379503
Greentext it?

Originoli

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>>36379106
Maybe your just an smartie

>>36379054
Well think about it, using ADD as an example (not ADHD, ADD goes undiagnosed more often than not because there's no hyperactivity). People with ADD have an issue where their neurons don't release enough dopamine and norepinephrine in normal conditions. It keeps them from being able to focus unless they're really interested in a subject to begin with or in a fight or flight situation. When you're interested in something you release more dopamine (reward pathway, happy neurotransmitter), and when you have an adrenaline rush you are more attentive and stimulated (adrenaline/norepinephrine/noradrenaline). Amphetamine in particular binds to TAAR1 receptors in you brain and competes with dopamine when it's being sucked back in by your neurons to use again. The end result is that you have more dopamine being released at a faster rate, and less of it being flushed out, so it builds up. It works similarly with norepinephrine, but not as much as dopamine. So, when people with ADD take Adderall or Dexedrine or Vyvanse (all turn into dextroamphetamine in the blood), their brains are able to function how they would if they were "normal" (and a bit better but that's beside the point). A lot of people with high IQs have issues with depression, bipolar II, and motivation as a result of their ADD. For some reason their is a link between high IQs and ADD at a genetic level as research suggests. I would wager that in coping with ADD, the brain is forced to become more efficient than those without ADD, resulting in a higher IQ when able to focus in and apply itself. Get medicated Anon. It's worth it, and you won't be a pussy, because it's not your fault that your parents have shit epigenetics.

>>36379533
In a few minutes. Keep the thread bumped. I really have to finish a lab report.

157. I'm an autistic reeeeetard tho so it was probably a mistake
>TFW when no qt3.14 intelligent GF :(

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>>36380209
It's okay anon, you can always buy a fleshlight. This is an original comment made on the 18th of April in the year 2017 CE at 8:41 EST

>>36376825
136 on WAIS.

No idea, I've never had it tested. I'm sure I'm completely average, though.

>>36376825
148, state certified. Had to take it on 3 separate occasions. Due to skipping grades as well as testing for autism

>>36378649

IQ is all that matters. People with a higher IQ are better than those with lower. Don't give me that bullshit copout about smart but lazy. It's not fair that I made honors while fucking off and you studied your ass off just to pass, but that's life. At least let me have this much. Anyone truly intelligent will see no purpose in trying extra hard. Why do anything more than the bare minimum? It's not like I could have gotten a AAAAAA if I went all out. The ceiling is very low and I'd rather fuck off once I hit it.

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>>36380209
Same honestly. I think of all the amazing things I could do if I wasn't an autistic mess. Ah well, I still hold to the faith one will show up..eventually

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150 at 10 years old
now schizoid
no future, no anything

>>36376825
It's ">135", official result after taking a standardized test called "intelligence structure analysis" at a German research institute.

I also remember a psychologist doing a test with me when I first started therapy, apparently I had been the first kid he's seen who got every single question right.

That said, I'm struggling to finish uni, high intelligence is a curse more than anything.

im likely 110-15

i get 125 on most online tests so id assume about that is correct

it's sad to think that im like the average college normie :s

>>36380914
I had that happen.

I applied to be in a medical study and they gave me a big battery of tests of all sorts to see if I qualified, one of which was an IQ test. I got a 139, and on one of the test phases (you had these little black-and-white tiles that you had to arrange to make them into a given figure) the person giving me the test said "Wow, you solved the last one, nobody gets that one".

>>36381186
Do you know that feel when they ask you to explain how you got to your conclusion and you just can't wrap you head around how it's not plain as day logical to them?

>>36381266
Yes, especially with regard to tests like that one. I can just visualize shapes in my head and it kind of boggled my mind when I realized that there are a lot of people who can't.

This also happens when navigating and giving directions. I can keep myself oriented as to which direction north is and roughly where I am in relation to other landmarks, and I've had a bunch of people remark "How can you do that? I need a GPS or I get lost!" I don't know, I just remember where I am and which way I'm facing I guess? I can see a map in my head, you can't?

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>>36381415
>I can see a map in my head, you can't?

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>>36378600
is that test accurate? I was smarter