>statistically it's highly unlikely - almost impossible

>>36376716
That's because virgins die early, due to suicide or stress.

>>36376716
Ya but will she be a virgin, if not I don't want it. I'll stay a statistic anomaly.

Its statistically unlikely because no generation has been like this one before.

If you've got 3 train crashes a year, but see 300 trains about to derail and kill a bunch of people, you can't take out train statistics and predict the future.

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Implying virgins aren't suiciding before 60.

>>36376750
Came here to post this. I bet most of the people heading down that route die before they reach 60.

SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE

also get off my board.

>>36376716
unless a girl breaks into my house and rapes me I don't see it happening

>>36376716
That's bullshit though. Times have changed. Times are changing. Hell, even in japan roughly 40% of 20 to 30 something years old men and women are unmarried virgins. You have no visibility on what is really happening now that societies are interconnected and huge migrations happen in all directions, changing /everything/ on the dating and marriage markets in the west.

t.28 years old khhv.

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I wish you virgins could report back to this thread when it finally happens, even if it still takes years to occur.

I wouldn't say 'I told you so', I'd just say 'See, we were all gonna make it. It's all okay now, isn't it, my friend?'

>mfw

I will kill myself when I reach 30 so...
10 years left

>>36376769
>2017
>thinking like a 60yo

>>36376967
That's what I always said.

Then you reach 30 and realize you don't feel that much different than you were 20. Age is just a number in that sense.

You'll see.

>>36376750
/thread

Just kill yourself OP

>>36376716
Statistically it's also almost impossible to go months without speaking to someone but I've done that before as well. Statistically your unlikely to be a full on sperg but I am one. Statics don't really mean shit

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>>36376716

Hah, you fool

I-I have no need for a gf ! No need for human contact !
I-I have ascended ! T-This is all just some useless shit ! Pfft, who needs a gf?I-I don't even care anymore ! Heh

>some 30 yr old used goods will give you sex once every few months if you be her beta provider
Really makes me feel better about my situation OP.

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>>36377020
I've thought about it. Honestly.

My heart aches so deeply for her. I am lonely, miserable and my heart is broken beyond anything I have ever experienced before.

But there's also a lot of good things to live for, and I don't want to give up on that.

I'm going to keep fighting and hope for the best. Maybe it's just a fools hope, but it won't stop me. You've got to keep standing up after life throws you down. You've got to keep going. We're all going to make it.

>statistically it's highly unlikely - almost impossible - to reach 60 while still being a virgin
I could but at this point I'm not sure I want sex, about the only reason I would get with a woman is just to end the loneliness, but I doubt any woman would be attracted to me or stay with me for long so I'm not sure I even want that

as a beta male who doesn't have 100% perfect social skills society thinks I am a creep for approaching women my own age let alone women I find remotely attractive who are constantly surrounded by Chads and doting beta orbiters, to stand the slightest chance of success I have to go for 30 year old obese women with a lot of baggage who resents Chad for not wanting to commit and I'd have to pay for every date and hope I don't get screwed around, call me shallow but I am just not attracted to these women at all, if you married someone you are not attracted to you'd marry your friends

I know deep down a prostitute isn't attracted to me and I don't want genital warts and shit, if I need to get off I can just reach for the fleshlight, it is less expensive and leaves me with more time for other things, and I need to make good use of my time if I am to make my first million before 30, I'm wasting enough time as it is

>>36377219
How old are you?

Aboriginal

>>36377219
Don't go down the road of prostitutes, it's so not worth it.

I've slept with several, some of which were very good-looking as well, but all it amounts to is a really expensive sex toy that you can only use once. Plus I always imagined my first time to be with someone I loved, and special, but instead I was in a cheap motel with some fake boobs blonde that looked like she had bad plastic surgery on her mouth. And it didn't last long, maybe a few minutes. In every case it's just not fulfilling though.

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>>36377591
>>36377219
I was 25 when I lost my virginity to a prostitute. It was a great experience.
I had been on /r9k/ for many years before that.

A year later I met a girl and dated her for a year. Then I met another and dated her for four.

And then today I posted this:
>>36376716
>>36377117

>>36377777
consider those digits checked

Because it'd be nice to experience a gf while i'm in my 20s, not when i am old.

>>36376716
I've been stuck on my ex for a while, I've gotten better these past few months but thanks man that genuinely helps out. It gets better anons

>>36377777
Dem Quints though

>>36377117
Take up the gym anon, it'll make you feel better. I tried to go back to her but she rejected me.. since that day I strived to improve. I've been getting a few looks from some chicks at the gym, and I even got some girl's number last week. I'm glad you still have hope here and hey you managed to reach out to one person at least.

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>>36377904
I can't wait to finally meet her. We'd have so much to talk about. So many stories.

I wonder where she is. I wonder when I'll meet her. I'll do my best these following months to try and meet her, though.

She's there - someone for you and for me. That's a satisfying thought and I can't wait.

>>36376716
I'd be very surprised if I make it to 60. I'll be in even worse health, and the only people I know (my parents) will be dead. Don't think I could stomach that.

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60 is when you make Archmage isn't it? Over halfway home.

w-will I get to be in the Onyxia raid when I get there?

>>36376750
Fpbp.

Kys op

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12 years, the time left to become a wizard, can't wait. I already gave up, I'm a ugly manlet and during my entire life no girl has liked me, so there isn't much to do.

>>36376967
Killing yourself after you get your wizzard powers seems irrational

>>36376799
>Implying virgins aren't suiciding before 60.

To live the life of a wizard is to play a game with Death. There is no respite, no moment of relief. Growing older as one of those rare abominations that no one could ever want, you fervently hope that eventually the passions will cool. The healthy assuage their survivor's guilt by telling themselves that something as repulsive as you isn't afflicted with the same desires that they enjoy. And there's not a moment that goes by that you don't wish that they were correct.

Sadly, they aren't. The repulsive are just as subject to Nature's dictates as the beautiful. Unfortunately, for the truly ugly, those impulses become sources of pain rather than pleasure. Each moment is yet another during which one has to live contrary to instinct. With the passing of that moment the despair becomes deeper and the wrath wilder. Mother Nature becomes that sadistic parent who despises a child She is ashamed of yet still insists on keeping close, imprisoned in some grotesque cradle rocking at Her side.

One becomes desperate to escape that loathsome prison. Yet, absconding isn't easy. The bars of that prison are the hideous man's bones, the bricks his muscle, the filthy water that sustains him while he languishes in it his blood. Such a thing eventually realizes the only key that will allow him to slip his dungeon is the razor or the noose, and recoils moments after reaching for either. Though the monster is a blasphemy against life, he is still alive and, beyond all reason, is driven to remain so.

So the wizard rejects the temptation of suicide, if only as an act of defiance. Mother Nature has judged him to be nothing more than a ghoul and signed his death warrant while he was still in the womb. That being the case, let Her be the one to execute it. Troubling a Goddess with a minor inconvenience may not seem particularly heroic but, for the things for which dignity is nearly impossible, it has to be enough.

>>36378877
You're only 18, what the fuck kind of mopey bullshit is this go away you child

>>36376716
Even virgins that do not commit suicide still commonly die at 60, not sure where you got the idea they didn't they even post here and wizchan and reddit, the rest are in the church. They certainly exist.

Also if you want to meet one go to a hobby store like warhammer or magic the gathering events.

>>36378925
>>36378972
He is an example and he came right on time. Even on a teenage board.

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>>36378516
>>36376716
>>36378472
>>36378008
Even if you die alone and unloved by humans, God will always love you and give you an angel cutie in heaven. She's been watching you and trying her best to protect you her whole life! And then she finally gets to meet you in person!

>>36378925
How is it going Witch King? What is your favourite fantasy series?

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>>36377117
>But there's also a lot of good things to live for

>>36378926
Congratulations, you can use basic math

>statistically it's highly unlikely - almost impossible - to reach 60 while still being a virgin
Where did you get that bullshit? Tons of people live as KVs, they just don't advertise it around every corner. It's not like age makes it easier, quite the opposite - if you didn't get laid by 25, you may as well just give up, if you didn't manage to do it in your prime years, why bother trying afterwards?

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>>36376716
>there's a girl right now who will say 'I love you too' to you in the future
Yeah those guys who lost their virginity that late, almost all of them lost it to a hooker. It's the sad truth

>>36379074
He never even met 50 year old virgins, he pulled it out of his ass because this is a teenage board, if he was involved in any hobbies he would see the truth.

>>36379051
the main point is that teenagers have literally nothing to complain about

But what if that girl hasn't been born yet?

>>36379074
My boy... get busy living, or get busy dying.

>>36376716
That's not how statistics work. Reality doesn't bend to the rules if statistics, statistics measure observable reality. A woman isn't going to fall on your dick just because a statistic which takes no other factors about you into account claims it's unlikely to die a virgin.

>>36378877
statistically a large percentage of 18 year old males (not the majority but a large minority), so it's not over quite yet.

t. 18 year old male virgin

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>>36378925
>The repulsive are just as subject to Nature's dictates as the beautiful. Unfortunately, for the truly ugly, those impulses become sources of pain rather than pleasure.

>>36377777
>four years

Jesus that end must have been rough
hang in there bro

>>36379104
Are you so fucking dense that you actually believe that a 18 years old dude can't have actual problems ? That's some next level entitlement

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>>36379012
only if you're free of sin though

my hands are probably too dirty for it

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>>36378006
We're going to make it. No doubt.

>>36379181
Thank you, anon. That means a lot to me.

>>36379171
Yes, you are right, but there are people who lose that status later in life or people that keep that status until death, and considering how my life has been in these last 18 years, I will a forever KHHV

>>36378925
goddamn

but question
Are you a wizard yourself? You write so eloquently that I can't imagine you aren't doing well.

>>36379188
In the context of relationships/sex, 18 is far too young to resign yourself to wizardhood.

How many people actually regularly come to /r9k/? A few thousand?

It's already statistically unlikely that you'd come here. The overlap between those people and permavirgins is quite high.

>>36379311
>You write so eloquently that I can't imagine you aren't doing well.

It's really not, though. It's try-hard mixed with 'i am very smart'.

>>36376716
If it's not a wilted flower that was once beautiful in her youth it's going to be an absolute disgusting hambeast only even more wrinkly and pig smelly and frankly if it isn't the former I would rather stay a virgin

>>36376716
>>36376912
>>36377904
>>36378008
There is no qt grill like in your animes to come rescue you from the basement, you deluded autists.

>>36379253
I'm >>36379171 and I thought so too, but then I got my first gf about two months ago, no longer KHH (but still V).

but here's the thing: regardless of what normalfags say, it's not easy at all. It's 1% looks, 1% personality, and 98% luck. It was not any Chad personality or even decent looks that got me a gf.
Resignation is only truly justified in your mid-20's. By that point, something must be truly wrong, or you'd have to be pushing away women.

>>36379346
Let him keep making excuses while he still has plenty of time, he'll never improve and waste the one and only chance he has at youth.

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ITT: autists enraged that there might be someone out there for them

>>36379514
As someone who spent his entire twenties sitting in front of a computer screen, the prime of my fucking life wasted, I completely agree with this Anon.

>>36376716
how much do you want to bet on that?

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>>36379608
All of my love.

>>36376716
you can still be an incel and have sex dude, I've been with like 50 different prostitutes but I'll probably never be able to get in an actual relationship.

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>>36379594
I don't get the joke, pls explain the smug reaction?

>>36379658
so nothing.

ok

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>>36379594
ITT: autists tricking themselves into thinking there might be someone out there for them

>>36379688
Unrelated, but what's the name if that painting? Such a surreal piece. What did the painter mean by it?

>>36376716
>>36377058
Most robots dont really want girlfriends. They use "tfw no gf" as a concept but the most they want is a lover. A girlfriend would annoy them to no end. They just want to fuck someone, which is a natural thing, they would fuck up a relationship and be secretly happy once its over if they got one.

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>>36379698
That's okay.

Just know that you're an awesome person, bro.
And you deserve so much love from someone you -do- value.

Doubt I'm going to ever get a hug, let alone sex. I'm neet and stay at home all day. Even when I'm not a neet, I work manual labor jobs. So no females in sight.

I'm only at work or home. Online dating doesn't work since I'm uggo, so not even online. Maybe the more outgoing or uni robots will eventually find someone.

>>36379031
Been bored lately, just shitposting on the chanz. Reading through the old Harry Potter books atm

>>36379755
In trying to protect that tadpole from death, the frog is actually the one killing it. It needs to go back in the water.

>>36379759
You're completely the wrong way round.

>>36379823
>he's clearly not receptive to my phony saccharine bullshit, so I'll just act like he is!

You're reddit cancer. Kill yourself.

>>36376716
You know, I'm only 20 but it (near constant loneliness, save my younger brother and parents) has really hammered home that I'm meant to be alone.

I've convinced myself that not everyone is supposed to carry on their genes. It might be sad but true. I can't imagine myself in a relationship. I've seen many what I might call "gorgeous" women and some with "good" personalities. I asked one out, I admit, my one moment of weakness, but that just reinforced that I am not meant for society. I can blend in, do a job, make "money". I feel most content when I'm alone, but if I spend too much time alone I start getting dark thoughts again.

My current plan is to save up a few thousand dollars, but some land in Alaska and see how long I last.

I feel bad for my mom, and dad too I guess, but at the same time I don't. They had me young (mom was 16) and I am a huge disappointment. I have siblings as young as 5 months from either parent. I imagine, if I'm still alive, sitting in the auditorium of their high school watching them walk across the stage. And I'll be a 40 year old virgin. What a role model I am.

I didn't ask to be born (>inb4 no one did) and life is such a chore. I would like to see them happy but I don't think it's possible.

My mom often suggests I just "get a girlfriend" and I simply laugh out loud.

>>36379866
Interesting interpretation anon. You can sort of see it in the tadpole's eyes. What a magnificent piece it truly is

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>>36379899
>implying I'm being sincere and not actually enjoying watching you austists and virgins toil in the prison of your own misery and solitude

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>>36380011
>implying you're not a completely transparent tryhard

>>36377777
I came when I saw your lucky digits
not sure what kek meant by that
brb going to fuck a working girl real quick

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>>36380011
>>36380112
That wasn't OP.

OP loves you all, and knows everything will work out eventually. We're all going to make it. <3

>>36380169
No shit that wasn't OP. Hence "transparent".

>OP loves you all
No he doesn't. He's a phony faggot redditor who pats himself on the ass for whispering sweet nothings to losers on 4chan.

He feels no genuine concern or love because this is an anonymous Haitian wheel pottery forum.

>>36379954
>I won't pass on muh genes!
What do you give a shit? Oh no, my particular slightly-randomized sequence of DNA won't be combined with another one and slightly randomized again. My word, what a loss, how will we ever cope?

>>36376967
10 years? why so long anon? I'm 23 and my ultimate goal is 25, but trying to do before that even

>having sex ever.
kek.
Not likely.
>work in all male workplace
>don't go to normie meet up places (like bars cuz I don't drink, or clubs cuz I don't dance and hate club music).
>am already a wizard
>don't do dating apps cuz I don't want STDs

Honestly I'm not even interested in sex or relationship. I like just doing my hobbies and not worrying about trying to get puss. When I get off work I just ride my motorcycle, walk my dog, and play vidjya. It low stress and comfy.

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>>36380248
That's just not true.

As was mentioned in a previous post, my plight and misery was largely the same as the rest of /r9k/. After 25 years I even lost my virginity to a prostitute.
And before you call me a redditor - I've been on this Bulgarian matroska quarry since 2008. I'm 30 now, remember? Fat chance I'm a decade older than you are.

Anyway.

I know despair and misery. I've known it as a forever alone dude on /r9k/ and I know it as normie suffering from crippling heartbreak. The only difference is that I don't let it consume me or beat me down. In the face of this hurt, all I can do is smile back. To be a positive voice in a see of negativity. A negativity I know all too well.

That's all I'm doing, and you need to stop being such a bitter cunt about it, faggot.To me, the OP is a comforting thought. And I hope it may have made others think about it, if only briefly. It's going to be a reality for most of them, if not all, after all.

We're all going to make it.

>>36380446
>We're all going to make it.
Proofs?

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Why are there so many of these shitty threads?
>Tfw bumped shitty thread

>>36380683
It's a thread r9k should have more often

>>36378516
Even better anon

Once we hit 60 we'll server first C'thun

>>36380446
sauce on gif?

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