No really, I never get arroused by porn,
I just think it's funny.
IMO people say the stupidest shit while being fucked.
>>36458736
i know right?
you should hear your mom while im in it
shes hilarious
The funniest thing is when Asians do their high pitch moan. It's just ear rape.
No
I watch sasha grey on the background when I game. I find it fascinating how she takes 8 negro cocks at once.
I also love watching the shitty plot. Always makes me laugh. Like how it leads to fucking.
I barely get hard by porn now.
>mfw mentally abusing my son so I can make YouTube bux and buy video games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZY5YUVrAiI
>>36458699
this triggers me so much. Not that extreme, but my father used to do similar shit
>>36458699
you call that abuse? he didn't hit the kid once, and the kid was being an autistic little punk brat.
I am 25 years old and I know that im a fuck up because my parents didnt beat the shit outta me.
every "Fuck Up" I've ever met wasn't beat by their parents.
the kids that do chores, and have strict parents who force them to do the right shit grow up to be good people.
the people who think this video is abuse are fucking feeble little wimps.
type in "Cringe Compilation" on youtube and watch any video that comes up you will see the people who think this is "abuse" and it is you. (every brony, furry, punk-brat little kid, sjw, lgbt, neckbeard atheist is you)
>>36458699
living the dream
oreg
Who here /comfy/? Post comfy. Be comfy.
muh ocntribuoosins to solciety
>>36458652
im finna go on a late night blunt ride
it doesnt get comfier then this brehs
asdghnnmhgrews
post comfy pls
Why don't people make these anymore? I'm scared they'll die out. /r9k/ has the best comfy threads because only robots really know what it means to be alone in silence.
>tfw it was really hot today
Winter is officially over I guess, I hate shorts.
What's a comfy place to live? I can't stand the Coast of the Pacific Northwest anymore. Maybe some small town in northern Mid west in either America or the prairies in Canada.
something about this is comfy to me
like what if there was still tons of untamed remote wilderness, but people had built little spots for you to sleep under a roof, and you just rolled out your sleeping roll in this and sat out at night listening to the sound of crickets.
>>36458604
Bumping because if I don't no one else will
What is the most fucked up thing you ever did as a kid and how severely did your parents punish you for it?
Mommy never punished me and now I'm a manchild with no discipline
>>36458469
i guess wasted the whole life my parents gave to me
>>36458469
i said fuck when i was 11 and i was forced to eat an entire bar of soap
shat soapy shats for like a week
Sure would be nice to be loved.
>>36458375
You's ain't getting any love on the chan, faggot!
>>36458388
Why would you be mean to people? Shouldn't we all support each other?
Why can't people just be nice?
>>36458388
Op did nothing wrong though
Have a heart OP
Can we get a /drinking/ thread? post your poison, robots.
Pick related for me, about to pour my first shot of the night. I live across the street from a shitty dive bar so I might head over there once I get a buzz on. Usually, go for dark rum, but decided to try something I don't drink often. I like the drunk it gives me and it was a little cheaper than my usual Kraken, so fuck it.
>>36458265
thanks mr cohen for the survey.
>>36458265
Pls be my drunk forever samson gf
Your lack of train posting in the past year has been disappointing me m8
Why didn't he just kill joy lane instead of the old man?
Is what he did worse than killing his gf that betrayed him?
>>36458176
Cucks gonna cuck my man.
He should've just killed those Mcnuggets
>>36458176
He gave an old man an instant, painless death
Don't see what's so bad desu
Whats the point of being a woman if I am so fucking ugly.
> Uneasy eyes, also diferent sizes
> Disgusting skin and hair
> Fucked up teeth
> Potato nose
> Acne
> Facial hair
Don't even ler me start the body.
I look like a Chernobyl creature, I should not be aloud to walk in the streets. I belong in a freak circus.
>>36458149
well, for one
MEN can't be WOMEN
Post a time stamp or your just some dude pretending
>>36458210
Last time I did it here, I got very humilliated for being fugly. I don't want people laughing at me again.
Maybe I post a picture of my Uneasy weird eyes later.
Yes, I could just say "big tits" and, yes, I am autistic.
Who was that girl you knew that was absurdly over-endowed? Who was that girl you knew whose boobs were enormous but seemed to get bigger every time you saw her?
Stories and pictures welcome. Also note that even if this isn't your fetish your participation is for the benefit of other robots.
why do you keep asking
holy SHIT
my GOD
STOP
>>36458174
Front page always littered with dick, trap threads and no one bats an eye.
Post a couple of big tit threads and everyone loses their mind.
Go find a dick thread to post in fag.
Also I'm glad you posted it as macromastia cuz niggas be posting chicks with d cups and saying they're big.
>>36458174
chill dawg
there are multiple dick shot and tranny threads per day
r9k has good giant titty threads and we can sustain a regular one
Who else here
/filled with hated, jealousy, and longing to the point of tears when you see beautiful women/?
Pic semirelated
>Also note the oxford comma ;^)
>>36458075
Not hatred or jealousy but definitely longing.
>real cute girl at work I barely get to see every day
>spoke to me once on the elevator
>weeks pass
>think about talking to her
>find out she is with some fucking normie chad
>I will never have her
Are we ever going to have 'her', lads?
wouldn't an oxford comma be after the word 'longing' in that sentence?
Me.
It makes me wanna die. Life is so unfair.
Guys... my peepee is all stiff and it won't go down. I'm really scared. What should I do? Why won't it just go down?
>>36458053
fap the boner away
>>36458053
how long has it been stiff?
because if it lasts for more than 4 hours you need to call you doctor
>>36458053
I fucking recognize that mfw.
Alex Jones thread: American Hero edition.
>>36458003
Alex Jonestein? Yes a good goy and also a showman.
ah yes, i too came here from twitter and am 16
>>36458003
Yeah he is my favorite actor he is really good at it and funny.
Let's have a thread for my fellow shitskins and third world robots from Mexico.
How do you do fellow mexirobots?
It's friday yet again, what are your plans for the weekend?
>>36457994
I'm not a mexirobot, but I'm from a spanish speaking country.
In this weekend I'll just study for college.
How about you?
>>36457994
>How do you do fellow mexirobots?
Good I guess.
>It's friday yet again, what are your plans for the weekend?
Nothing. I went full NEET on spring break.
>>36457994
anyone in this shitty board from Monterrey? I'd die to have a friend ; _____ ; im very lonely desu.
>be 6 1'
>go to meet my extended family during a break
>"wow anon, do you play basketball?"
EVERY
TIME
Oh boo hoo hoo
>6'1
>Average height
>Playing basketball
Unless you live in some fucking Ching Chong or Spic country, you're not tall enough for basketball.
>>36457991
>6'1"
>tall enough for basketball
o i am laffin'