/mex/ and spanish speaking robots

>>36457994
I'm not a mexirobot, but I'm from a spanish speaking country.
In this weekend I'll just study for college.
How about you?

>>36457994
>How do you do fellow mexirobots?
Good I guess.

>It's friday yet again, what are your plans for the weekend?
Nothing. I went full NEET on spring break.

>>36457994
anyone in this shitty board from Monterrey? I'd die to have a friend ; _____ ; im very lonely desu.

>>36458062
Yeah what's up

ORIGNARMI

hi im from chilly

>>36458106
Chillean sea bass

>>36458098
dame tu discord friendo

>>36458106
m-me too, anon. i'm from chilly

>>36458062
more like montegay am I right kek

>>36457994
>tfw shitskin
>tfw hate mexicans with all my might
why are you so shit? the worst spics ever not even centroamerican btw

>>36458172
OMG so FUNNY!!! XDDDDD

>>36458227
te estas reflejando contigo mismo y/o tus cercanos. No todos vivimos en un literal pozo.

>>36458157
Don't have discord

I only come here for select threads

>>36458172
Kek

>>36457994
Any UNAMbots here? Engineeringfag here about to get buttfucked by Article 22. End me familia

hey hispanics
what people do hispanics see as the lowest and the best? i know my Hispanic friends look down on mexicans but what else

all those who speak a romantic language need to GTFO of north america desu

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>>36457994
>>36458062
>>36458106
>>36458158
>>36458227
Eat shit faggots, I am 100% pure spanish and my ancestors have TRACEABLE conquistador ancestry, of them going to those shitty countries, and raping the fuck out of aztec women then booking it back to spain. You are all my fore fathers rape babies, you are all nothing more than a trader getting horny and raping your foremothers and picking up cocoa beans on the way back to the developed world. You are all worthless.

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>>36457994
Abuelita is sick and I called.


She asked if I met someone yet..... I said no and now I feel like shit because she still worries about me....


>who here GTO?

>>36458340
lol i hope this is bait

>>36458252
No es eso, es que los mexicanos me enojan, me enoja su comida, su acento, sus feas mujeres, que crean que son superiores por pertenecer a morteamerica y discriminen a los centroamericanos, que crean que tienen talento para el futbol siendo una seleccion de mierda y que todos sus equipos locales esten llenos de suramericanos; me enoja chespirito, me enojan las telenovelas, me enojan sus narcos, todo.
Es algo irracional y me disculpo con los mexicanos porque de hecho he conocido 3 y son buenas personas pero no puedo dejar de odiarlos.

I'm Mexican and am at a taco truck right now. I need my burrito. Who else /California/ here ?

>>36458062
Celaya..... I'll be your friend though.

>>36458379
Oye guey calmate, hay otras formas como pedir que quieres mi verga en tu culo

>>36458379
>>36458252
English you stupid fucks. /int/ and /hispachan/ are for Spanish.

>>36458366
man, I fell you, my grandma is sick too.

>>36458340
>insulting your own prophet
hehehe

>>36458379
again, te estas reflejando

>tu decides ir a restaurantes pobres
>tu vives cerca de personas feas/pobres
>eso de centroamericanos es puro meme
>tu decides consumir TV de pobres
>tu decides ver comediantes hechos para las clases bajas
>implying que el narco es parte de la cultura mexicana

who /tabasco/ here?

>>36458426
hispachan es cancer igual que tu, largate de mi thread retrasado mental

>>36458455
It hurts so much. She's been so worried that I haven't found a gf since I finished prepa


I'm a failure of a man.

>>36458494
>le cervantes language
>le "somos chingones" faggotry
Prieto, please

>>36458414
discord?

oregano

>>36458266
t.redditor, get out jotonormal

>>36457994
>mexirobots
That's an oxymoron, you guys are just retarded normies.

Hay que hacer un discord para platicar en espanol a gusto.

Yo tambien quiero amigos ;__;

>>36458537
source : ME
blox

>>36458062
Mexicuck City but we can be friends too.

>>36457994
I'm a mexirobot but I'm not a shitskin.

Where do I fit in?

>>36458545
i agree. do it

>>36458553
a failed normie, maybe an android

>>36458526
Salaryman es mi nombre en discord

>>36458517
>le
Fuck off.

>>36458545
>emoticons
You fuck off too.

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>>36457994
Venezuelan here

I tried to stay up late to play online vidya but my internet is still shit because of the massive amount of coverage from the protests. I just wanted to play some S4 League and forget about everything.

>>36458561
here it is

Pv5Bw

>>36458581
Sorry if this is what you get asked in every thread but how are things over there? any chance of a change for the better this year?

Also Diosdado looks fucking evil, man.

>>36458621
He IS evil.

As for chance for a change nothing will happen most likely and Maduro will broadcast to everyone on TV that they defeated the imperialist fascist terrorists and that the good guys won once again. It's always the same.

>>36458369
You fucking wish it was bitter cocoa bean nigger, how does my dad's cum taste faggot. You will never be white.

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Who here is /tejano/?

>tfw Mexicans would literally kill to live your ghetto

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I'm mixed
who mutt here?

>>36458563
>Tfw android
Ay Dios mio.

>>36458747
oh, so it is bait.

please join

https discord gg Pv5Bw

>mom came from puerto rico to united states when she was 17
>entire family is from puerto rico
>didn't teach me spanish

WHY

>>36458813
that sucks man
I know english because my father worked a few years on arizona on his youth.

>>36458813
I dont know any spanish either

>>36458813
Caribbean was a mistake

>>36458793
is it the same as >>36458603
?

I'm Hispanic but I don't speak Spanish, I actually dislike hearing it be spoken which is unfortunate since I live in a Dominican heavy neighborhood which is another tier worse because those fucks speak Spanish with the power of the speed force.

>>36458870
yes

oreganoo

>>36458879
Dominicans? Please see >>36458839

Is it true that Dominican guys are possessive?

>>36458935
more like passive

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Someone want to come cuddle dude?

Costa Rican robot here, anybody else?

>>36458969
that's gay my nigguh

>>36458879
If you don't share the language and culture and third world experiences you might as well not consider yourself hispanic desu.

>>36459020
specially the third world experiences

>>36458969
Are you born with a pussy?

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>>36459018
sadly it isnt
>literally me

>>36458793
Get in here boys. Originally this time around.

>>36458960
Okay.
>mfw my two crushes are dominican
:(

>>36459020

I don't.

baka desu senpai KEK

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Besa el torrente de ilusiones,
besame todas la pasiones,
Besa mi rio hasta su desembocadura

>>36457994

Pretend I'm going to pour motivation to do exercise, don't do so, smoke a bowl and listen to Michael Jackson.

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>tfw no tomoko gf

oregann

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>>36459034
yeah but weird af

>>36459297
Te declaro matrimonio pues.


I give my being to you.

>>36459319
>I give my being to you.

that's deep af

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>>36459319
uhmmm I dont even speak spanish

>>36459358
it says show your pussy

>>36459383
wow
here you go dude

>>36459413
woah funneh

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>>36458340
Daily reminder that the Moors controlled what is now Spain for a VERY long time. You have shitskin genes, accept it.

>>36458414
No chinges tambien soy de celaya robot, donde estudias?

>>36459442
I know right? thanks anon
want to cuddle now?

>>36459499
no because that's really gay
nice kitter picter btw

>>36459494
Roque pero ya sali

pls join discord 8BBrS

>>36459512
Yeah but it isnt
but still kinda gay

>>36459594
what is it?

>>36459626
random circlejerk and if you speak spanish you can chat with other spanish speaking fellows

>>36459635
Oh I dont speak spanish
sucks

>>36459626
Come over anon, it's lit [fire emoji]

>>36459664
I'm too cold to get out of bed

Soy de la ciudad de Mexico. He tenido dos novias pero soy bastante fracasado y tengo mucho resentimiento.

Odio a las mujeres de mi escuela, pura feminista reaccionaria.

Al menos creo que le gusto a una chica, me regala chocolates, me invita a comer o a bailar, me dice que la salude de beso y constantemente me molesta fisicamente dandome golpes suaves, picandome con una pluma, metiendo sus dedos en mis oidos, acariciando mi cabello, etc

Tal vez ella me quite lo robot

>>36459696
leave

dumb underage

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>>36459696
>he tenido dos novias
>creo que le gusto a una chica

>robot

>>36459696
te comprendo mi estimado .

si puedo darte un consejo te dire que no dejes que las femiputas te quiten el sueno, el feminismo es un shit test y caer en el es lo peor que puedes hacer, solo mantente alejado y que te valga pito, si una vieja te gusta y es feminista, ni modo, mujeres sobran y eventualmente vas a encontrar a una que te puedas comer.

>>36459728
una de ellas duro un mes porque no sabia ni que puta mierda hacer

la otra duro dos anios pero era una tortura total estar con ella, muchos problemas psicologicos de ambas partes

>>36459725
>underage
tengo 22 anon

Mom just told me there's something wrong with me, she called me a hermit, also said I need to fix myself, to go out with friends and to get a gf

>tfw 6 foot CHI that dated a psycho finnish girl

i guess it can be worse

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Ningun argentino aca che? Saludos a todos los hispafags.

>>36460258
It upsets me there isnt a sports board there

Mis padres estan discutiendo de manera muy seria en este momento.

>>36460456
They are going to kick you out anon

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>tfw dutch/mexican

Feels pretty good, desu

Going to fuck a milf tonight. Not really attracted to her, but I've been heartbroken and hopefully this might help.

>>36460622
You livin in Mexico?

>>36460622
>dutch/mexican
post pics

>>36460530
Its not about me. Its about their marriage.

>tfw mexican italian
>tfw dont speak spanish
>tfw wanted by no one

>>36457994
i was born in cali, sound white as shit but im as brown as a paki

please kill me

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>>36460669
Netherlands

>>36460688
>pic related

>>36460732
you're cute anon, why the fuck are you on this shithole?

>>36460702
Do you like pizza or tacos more?

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>>36460753
Thank you.

Like I said, I'm currently heartbroken and pretty damn lonely.

I've been here since 2008 and this place is where it all began for me.
I used to be way less secure about myself, to say the least. That's changed now, but... I still feel safe here.

>>36460780
pizza

oroginal

>>36458062
Yo vivo en mty pero no soy tan robot ;^)

>>36458062
Reporting in from no man's land "Apodaca"

Reportando desde los cabos
Robot que solo fuma mota