Guys... my peepee is all stiff and it won't go down. I'm

>>36458053
fap the boner away

>>36458053
how long has it been stiff?
because if it lasts for more than 4 hours you need to call you doctor

>>36458053
I fucking recognize that mfw.

>>36458140
ten minutes. I saw a girl and it just started going up by itself.

>>36458113
What's a fap?

>>36458165
your penis is possessed, call a priest

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>>36458053
well jimmy, you need to put spit on your hand (a little yucky), put your hand around your pee pee and move it up and down and think of the cute girl you saw. when magic milk comes out, you are finished cleansing your pee pee demons, and it should go down.

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Put it in here I'll help it go down

>>36458382
W-what the heck is that thing!?

>>36458445
a female boypussy

>>36458706
Not the buthole. That thing below it. Don't girls have penises too?

>>36458869
that is a clap trap, if you put your dick in there it will be stuck there forever

>>36458869
>That thing below it
That's a girlpussy (gets its name from the greek words 'boy' meaning "sex" and 'pussy' meaning "opening")
>Don't girls have penises too?
Actually, many do not.

>>36458949
>>36458901

That's so strange. Where did their penises go? Did it go inside the weird hole thing?

>>36459009
legend has it that your dick goes into another dimension
conversely, dicks from other dimensions pop into this dimension all the time, opening new portals with each thrust, hence lightning

>>36459084
W-will my penis do that? Is that why it's sticking up like this?

>>36458053
Mine was like that.
It hurts.
I dint want roun 2.

Im a one shot guy.
Im being force to rape