What is the most fucked up thing you ever did as a kid and how

Mommy never punished me and now I'm a manchild with no discipline

>>36458469
i guess wasted the whole life my parents gave to me

>>36458469
i said fuck when i was 11 and i was forced to eat an entire bar of soap

shat soapy shats for like a week

>>36458469
I traded someone a seaking for a machamp. His parents came and got it back for him...

My parents got me all kinds of pets over the years and I just remember doing fucked up stuff to them.

When I was seven I had a cat named Skittles. I remember taking her outside and rolling her around in a puddle. Sticking a clothing pin on her tail because I thought it'd be hilarious to see her run. Attempted to cut off a whisker but my mom stopped me. Also used to toss her onto the bed...which she generally didn't seem to mind but still.

I got screamed at for doing those things.

I also remember killing my fish in cruel ways as soon as I'd get bored of them and wanted other ones. I'd kill tetras by shocking them in cups of listerine and flushing them down toilets. I'd terrorize them by trying to capture them with the net and touch them constantly.

I was a dick to animals as a kid.

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>>36458694
shit anon thats deep

>15
>shot a small bird in a pine tee with a bb gun
>it didnt kill it so i kept shooting it until it fell down
>stomped it because i didnt want it to suffer more
>still feel bad thinking about it

god damnit am i a bad person? i was in 10th grade ffs i shouldnt have been like that

>>36458469
My parents looked at my search history when I was in middle school and found all the scat porn sites I was looking at. I wasn't punished, but It was probably one of the most awkward, shameful, tearful conversations I had in my life.

We never brought it up again and the rest of my childhood was completely normal.

>>36458805
At least you tried to cut its misery short, but yeah, that's pretty bad. The important thing is you know it was wrong.

Actually the important thing was that sentient creature's one chance at experiencing anything for all eternity, but you done cut that short, didn't ya?

In highschool i had a frog problem in my pool and i thought it would be cool to have some in a jar preserved so i just put 2 in a jar of rubbing alcohol. i also tried freezing one to kill it

i feel sick thinking about sometimes because that had to feel awful. i still have frogs but i just get them out with a net. i was in ninth grade at the time

My mom found my stash of girl's clothes, burned it, and told me that I would burn in hell forever if I ever did it again

I came too close to stabbing my sister.
Besides having things close to weapons taken away from me, the main punishment was my parents having a much different view one me.

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i threw a toy sword at my brothers eye

good shit and didnt get punished for it at all because parents were drunk

>>36458865
what the the alchofrogs look like?

>>36459198
they looked awesome but thats been years ago and i got rid of them. i feel bad thinkng about it now, just putting frogs in rubbing alcohol to die. dont know why i thought thta was a good idea becuase its not

>>36458715
You're a psychopath orig

>>36458805
What a fucking retarded bird why didnt it fly away when you did the first shot

>>36459198
am i a bad person for that shit?

be honest

>>36459289
It was prolly bad that they were alive when you did it, but what do I know

>>36458469
I burned a new born baby with a hair curler, my mom basically took the hair curler and burned the shit outta me. I was 8 or 7 I don't really remember.

I deserved it t b h

>>36459312
Post pics of scar

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When I was an actual child like 10 I stole money for baseball cards. Like zero response from my parents.

When I was 16 I was charged with criminal mischief for smashing mailboxes, I think I was grounded for 1 week.

I did stupid shit in my teens.

>>36459289
The frogs will hunt you in your sleep

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Got caught looking at horsecocks and dogcocks when I was 14. Wasn't punished but the experience of getting caught was far worse than any punishment could have been.

I was hanging out at the school campus with some friends over summer break when I was like 5/6 grade, and trying out my new rollerblades for the first time
A classmate showed up with her brand new puppy so of course we all freaked out and wanted to hold it
I was the last one to hold the puppy and when I went to put it down I didn't lean all the way over and put it on the ground, I sort of let it slip down out of my hands because 1) wasn't confident enough on rollerblades to do that yet and 2) never owned dogs before just cats and that is a very natural way to let a cat down from being held
It was a puppy though so it didn't have a chance and ended up cracking its head on the cement, literally
Parents never found out but the dog had to be put down due to severe head injury and I have cried many, many days since then about it. I am kind to every dog I interact with now, and every time I see a puppy stumbling around in its cute puppy way I hear that smacking thud I caused that poor puppy's head to make
Oh god kill me

>>36460620
dont be so hard on yourself dude

accidents happen

sorry that happened though dude

>>36460637
I'm just gonna cry and cuddle my dog for a few hours now
Thanks bro, your swift response was very comforting
I don't think I have ever articulated the whole story to anyone in any way before, it's been over 20 years now

>>36458469
Fondled my cousin's tits and touched her vag000 while she was asleep, but nobody found out.
As for things they knew, not much. Wearing mom's swimsuits, using objects as dildos, etc. Also, I once used the car's cigarette lighter to make a hole in the furniture because... I don't know. They went ballistic.

>>36460684
>I once used the car's cigarette lighter to make a hole in the furniture because... I don't know.

I did that same shit my man, my dad was pissed.

The worst thing my parents found out I did was smoke weed, they kicked my ass out of the house. They were mad as fuck

used to torture and sometimes kill pets with sister and abuse my little sister, got my ass beat if they found out

>>36460709
fucking kek dude, I did that at 11 so they didn't think that
actually, my dad did once:
>public festivities bc small town
>dad wants to go drinking, I want to fuck off with friends
>dad finds me, is drunk but he's not violent or anything
>just talking on the street with a friend and dad
>hippies smoking behind drunk dad
>sniff sniff
>anon what the fuck, did you smoke marijuana? are you fucking high?
>dad, literally look behind you
>I'm not falling for that
and then he took me to a bar where his side whore was waiting for me apparently but I left when I saw her, so the marijuana skit was the best part of the night

>>36458865
I dont understand the rubbing alcohol thing,what is the effect on them? Doesnt they just drown on it?

>>36460802
yeah but it would have had to have burned

>>36460802
The must be in extreme pain. Try putting rubbing alcohol on your dick.

>>36460802
Their skin is very porous and sensitive and it must have been excruciatingly painful, not to mention drowning alone being excruciatingly painful by itself

But then again I killed a puppy so I've got no leg to stand on as far as judging that person--which I'm not

>>36460839
Comeon you killled a fucking animal. Literally tens of thousands of animals have died because of me. Because I eat meat and veggies. Because I have a jacket with animal fur. Because I like cosmetics, vaccines, etc.

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Nothing.
I've always been a good girl desu

>>36460867
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT NOW SHUT UP

I would have gay sex with my little boy dick with my neighbor/friend. We were basically just curious kids playing around with our wieners and figuring out what felt good, I don't even remember who came up with the idea of sticking it in each other's asses... his parents caught him sucking my dick in his pool. I was probably like 7 or 8 and his parents basically said we can't be friends and that they'd call my parents. His father was a pastor and worked hard on his son to make sure he felt real ashamed of what we were doing. They never called my parents. Only friend, his parents, and myself ever knew of this as far as I know and I've been embarrassed and ashamed about it ever since.

My parents never found out, I was never "punished" aside from losing my first friend.

Not even a year later his family moved elsewhere in the county and I haven't seen him since that day in the pool. His dad is still a pastor and I know which church is his; I could find him if I wanted to, but I won't.

Probably the most fucked up thing I did as a kid, never got punished unless you count all the guilt and shame I've carried but that's mostly self imposed.

>>36460917
hey, at least it was him sucking dick and not you
that would have been embarrassing as fuck

I dated this girl who was really mentally unstable, had multiple personalities, really depressed and suicidal.

I was young and needy and in love with her but I was very mentally abusive to her, made her run away with me because our parents tried to separate us a bunch. she ended up attempting suicide and going to a mental institution for over a year.

10 years later and I don't think she will ever forgive me, she's ghosted me ever since she got out, refuses to say anything to me and won't look at me if she sees me in public.

I don't blame her at all, I think about killing myself out of guilt all the time.

>>36460884
I don't actually, you fucking imbecile. Have you ever killed your own food?

I don't think this was a punishment per se, but after my parent's divorce my mother kind of went batshit crazy because of the neohippie lumberjack (literally) she had been cheating on my father with that had suddenly great influence on what she believed.

So after school when I was with her she would feed me a snack when I got home which consisted of a lump of raw ground sirloin that she would smush flat with a fork and sprinkle salt and pepper on, and she was like "Here's your fucking food" and as soon as I ate it I wasn't even allowed to work on school work because I needed to "Purify."

"Purifying" consisted of holding onto these hollow copper tubes with alligator clips on them with wires leading to this black plastic box with two switches and a dial on it that also plugged into the wall outlet. I don't really remember if there was a physical sensation to it but I knew the machine was passing current through my body. I don't know if she needed to "purify" me because of all the bad shit my dad would let me eat (he had full custody, mother weirdly only got partial).

She won't talk about it anymore and any time I bring it up she just starts shit talking me bringing up mistakes I've made like that's going to distract me. I just let the sleeping dog lie, and don't really talk to her anymore.

I carved a drawing on the hood of my dad's car as a gift using a rock.

He wasn't happy but I never got punished for it because of the thought behind it. I was very proud when I showed him. This was in '96 or something

There was a rope in my back yard hanging from a tree that I used to swing around on, at one point it was a functioning swing but the seat broke and one rope fucked up or something... this is important later.

I went to a K-8 grade catholic school, and when I was 12 the principal decided to have a "Dress up as your favorite story book character" day. That day there were little harry potters and some cats in the hat... a few kids dressed up in each of the 16 home rooms that the school had. I showed up in the morning with no costume, however I knew where to get one. After the lunches were finished there was to be an All School Assembly in the main gym, and each homeroom was going to elect their best costume'd person to read a passage from their story book to the whole school and basically tell everyone who they were.

After lunch I didn't go back to my class. I snuck out of school and across the parking lot into the huge church, and into the back room where the altar boy robes were kept, and I snagged one that fit and put it on. I was halfway there. By the time I got back into the school with my fresh duds everyone was in the gym, so I acted fast. I put a bunch of strips of scotch tape on a desk and colored them brown, then peeled them up and stuck them all to my face for a beard. I hadn't really figured out how I was going to crash the assembly, so I figured I wouldn't really try.

I entered the gym from an entrance that was directly opposite all of the bleachers, behind the principal but in full view of every student and teacher. Some little puke from 2nd grade or something was stammering out a line from some goosebumps novel dressed as a ghost and the gym door slams shut behind me. The principal wheeled around, and due to this not being the first hilarious thing I've tried in school - she knew me by name and just grabbed the kids microphone and says "Well Anon, I guess we all know who you're supposed to be. Why don't you come over here"

>>36461316

So then I walk to center court, beard on my face and bible in my hand. She continues "Well we were supposed to pick fictional characters, but you did pick the main character in the best story ever told. Why don't you read us your favorite passage from the good book there."

So I just flipped to a random page, grabbed the mic and proclaimed "And on the seventh day he rested" then slammed the bible shut and tried to Nixon-out-the-white-house away from principal but she took the mic back and said "Why don't you give our school a blessing while you're at it" and I knew she was just trying to fuck with me then. So I dropped the bible and had her hold the mic to my mouth while I raised both hands and gave the school some blessing I don't remember but it definitely contained the words "Be more awesome or else." I lowered my arms and basically decided to let my fate be determined. Principal told me to have a seat with my class in the bleachers, and on the microphone told everyone that she wanted to see me in her office after the assembly which warranted a mass "OOOOOOOOOOooooooooh" from the student body. I was sweating bullets trying to figure out how much trouble I was going to be in, but after my little meeting in the principals office I only got a single day of detention - and only because I snuck out of school. She thought dressing up as jesus and giving a shitty blessing was brilliant but had to punish me for leaving school. I took it on the chin.

>>36461324

The real punishment happened when I got home and told my father. He did not think it was so funny, as I came to find out that sunday when he took me to the back yard, put a crucifix in my hands and tied my hands to that rope hanging in the back yard. He said he'd be back later and that if I had let go of that crucifix he would just put it back in my hands and let me stand more. The rope was just high enough to where I couldn't sit on the ground, and I couldn't go anywhere really. I couldn't free my hands, and I was afraid to drop the cross in my grip so I just fucking stood there. Dad said "On the seventh day, you don't get to rest." I was out there for like four hours in the sun...

I laugh about it now because it's a hilarious story.

>>36461324
Fucking baddass anon. They didn't deserve you.

>>36461316
>>36461324
>>36461330

I actually have a lot of stories from that school that culminated in me being in trouble all the time. I stabbed a kid with a pencil in grade 2, started a kicking fight during an all school mass in grade 5, managed to say "WOAH AWESOME" on 9/11 when I was in the 4th grade and the second plane hit the tower... I got sent out in the hall for that one.

I invented this imaginary currency called "Kudos" and would charge kids at school for shit like getting into their lockers or sharpening a pencil. They could earn kudos by sharpening my pencils or giving me art supplies or by doing favors. If you didn't have enough kudos you couldn't use the electric sharpener - you had to use the hand crank one and everyone laughed at you like some pleb.

When I was way younger I found the positive pregnancy test that told my mother she was pregnant with my older sister (I don't know why she kept it for years afterward). I just took it and put it in my pocket and forgot about it. My mom found it in my pocket after it had gone through the washer/dryer and was basically just a ruined piece of plastic and paper. She was super shitty but I literally didn't even know what the thing was I just wanted it for some reason.

>>36461034
Of course I have, I live in the Midwest
Accidentally killing a companion animal is different than hunting or gardening or buying shit in a store