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>it's okay, i don't want a girlfriend anyway
>all that you get is sex
>marriage/kids is a waste of money, you'll just get divorced
>it gives me more spare time
>i'm probably too boring for girls anyway, i don't think i'd get along with any so what's the point
>i'm always going to be ugly (not fat), so who cares about what you can't have
>i'll just pass down bad genes if i reproduce, my children will be ugly, socially awkward, lazy, etc
>i'll just bother her with my autism/weirdness, her family won't like me, nor will her friends
>she wouldn't appreciate dating someone who's fake and spends hours on porn/4chan/fucked up shit, so i might as well spare her the horrible discovery

who /excuses/ here
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>>36463293
How old are you and which one are you, too skinny or too fat?
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>>36463352
just hit 22, anon

i'm in the middle. Neither skinny or fat. I exercise on and off and I try to watch what I eat.
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>>36463389
Strange... usually if you can't get a gf as a male in your early twenties, it is because you're either too skinny or too fat.

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>ged oud ovar cuntree
>gu back 2 finland
fuggg ;_;
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why are americans so racist bump
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>>36463288
>>36463333
praise kek for hearing my honest thoughts
fuck all ihr y'all for bumping the wrong threads
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>>36463288
I wish I was finlanden :(((

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This is a pregnant, Swedish white woman:


https://youtu.be/m8aIgTkgl3M
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>People still wonder why autism is on the rise when pregnant women act like this
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>STILL hasn't taken the black pill

tsk tsk
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>>36463273
Have you ever been to Jamaica? It's really infectious down there. The energy down there makes you very relaxed and carefree and you see shit like this from even uptight asians. Great place for getting away from it all.

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how do you guys deal with being ghosted?
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>>36463251
Catfish some whore
schedule a meeting
show up, but wait in your car
watch her stand around awkwardly waiting for a chad that'll never show up.
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>>36463276
>show up, but wait in your car

KEK. this is the step i've been missing. I must revel in the stupid whore's suffering
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Whitne about it on 4chan
Find a new crush

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Cringe thread
Optional hard edition: Roastie cringe

Pic related "i'm so lonely, i sit by my computer and no one messages me, i'm suicidal now. This was soooo hard for me to upload.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuGgeQK7AMU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC24zyzwM6A

muh anxiety, muh life is so hard at age 12
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>>36463565
>muh life is so hard at age 12

Yeah, it can be. She's a roastie for making a video about it, though.
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>>36463223
>>36463565
>>36464114
>people commenting on things that happened years ago
The thread.

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I swear people are lucky that i'm just a meaningless nobody because if I had the capacity to do so, it would only take pissing me off ONCE for me to send the whole of mankind to fuck itself.
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It's time for a little self-reflection, Anon.
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>>36463214
>Heh, if I could, piss me off ONE TIME and I'd kill EVERYBODY, I REALLY WOULD
You wouldn't do shit, you spineless cuck
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>>36464183
Of course I fucking won't you god danm mouth breathing retard. I fucking can't, I doubt anybody holds enough power by themselves to do something like that.

But you can bet your ass that if I coul I would.

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If fembots really exist they should be as desperate for social interaction and love as any other robot right ?

I feel that the best shot at having a gf a "malebot" can possibly have is to meet a fembot. A normal woman wouldn't understand and would have much higher expectations than any malebot could provide. And it works in the other ways too : malebots would glance over many flaws fembots could have.

This takes me to the next issue : where the fuck do you find fembots living near you ?
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>If fembots really exist they should be as desperate for social interaction and love as any other robot right ?

WRONG. They fuck Chad off Tinder every so often and have friends of both genders. They just don't have a bf because Chad is out of the league.
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>>36463198
There are no fembots you retard, just roasties with a depleted ration of orbiters, they come here to harvest betas. Although if there were any fembots, what you've suggested could work.
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Fembots have ridiculously high standards. Why the fuck do you think they don't have bfs? They are 3/10 to 4/10s who want a Chad Thundercock to choose them over Stacy.

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Anyone else here a parent? My daughter is a few months old and I'm already jealous of her social skills. She smiles, makes eye contact, her vocabulary is better than mine even if it's nonsensical oohs and ahhs, her bathroom accidents are socially acceptable.
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Fuck you. I hope your daughter dies of cancer.
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Literally leave. This board is mainly 16-21 year olds
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>>36463183
the tricky question is: when she is old enough to understand, will you wake her and doom her to a life of knowing, or let her blend in with the sheep for success?

Get in here and stay here.
You fucking faggot.
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>>36463176
Queen Kat isn't a traep.
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>>36463176
As a gaybot i hope you die OP. these threads are disgusting.
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You can't contain it.

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Ava Devine is a real nymphomaniac. She's known for blowing her fans, including those in wheelchairs. Name a nastier cockslut in porn
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>>36463171

your mom

Guinness verified it in 2001 and it hasn't changed since.
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Stacies who sleep around a lot but are generally picky are scum, but I have great respect for people who fuck around with anyone and everyone.
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>>36463171
>She's known for blowing her fans, including those in wheelchairs
the one putting off thing about that kind of behavior is that it isn't her own will to blow her fans, but rather what her pimps character producers told her to do.

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>Been on 4chan since 2006
>Spend more time on Reddit than 4chan in 2017
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This board isn't totally ruined yet, but lots of 4chan is destroyed forever by the Trump people
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>no loyalty

didn't expect much from an autist anyway...
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>>36463119

I started spending more time on reddit this year too. What happened was I found a bunch of drug-related subreddits, and drugs is the topic I like to talk about the most online. You can say what you like about the faggotry of Reddit culture overall--and those points would be valid--but the fact is it's the only place on the internet where you can discuss literally any topic in detail no matter how specific and in how small of a niche.

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To all Eurobots, what you think about a Robotgathering ?

The Burgerbots go to the rainbowgathering in Oregon but we are as usually left out and have to stay in our basements.

Is sth like the rainbowgathering in Euro land ?
Lets go ? Lets discuss
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>>36462989
>normies and failed chads : the gathering
no thnx.
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No even amongst you I'd probably stick out as an outsider.
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>>36462989
Here we have so different backgrounds, only a really small portion of us could make it to a gathering, wherever it may be.

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>Like 9 years ago
>Club Penguin
>See pink penguin in town square yelling in all caps
>"IS ANYONE HERE A BOY"
>Walk up to her
>say "me"
>she says "wanna be my bf"
>say "sry im taken" and walk away
>I wasn't taken
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>>36462885

Pshhh... roasties, amirite?
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>not having an RP club penguin family to make up for your lack of a real one
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>>36463029
They're hopeless. If I'm remembering correctly that one tried to follow me and yell about me and manipulating girls' feelings or some shit, can't follow me into my igloo if you're not my friend, cunt

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>mom says today is haircut day
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>>36462857
Why don't you like having sensible hair? Are you special or something?
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>>36462857
did mine by myself with a haircutter. It's easy as fuck except the back but you will get used to it
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>>36462896
Because it involves taking me to a very busy hairdressers with lots of Chads sitting down reading men's magazines. Then the worst bit - someone has to endure touching my face and hair.

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What happend to Eggy?
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Who cares he is boring now.

Unless I missed something. What's he up to?
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>>36462811
>>36462873
He streamed last night originally.
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>>36462934
anything happen on the stream?

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