>mom says today is haircut day

>>36462857
Why don't you like having sensible hair? Are you special or something?

>>36462857
did mine by myself with a haircutter. It's easy as fuck except the back but you will get used to it

>>36462896
Because it involves taking me to a very busy hairdressers with lots of Chads sitting down reading men's magazines. Then the worst bit - someone has to endure touching my face and hair.

>>36462938
just cut it 8mm short

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Good god you people are autistic. It's hilarious

>>36462938
3 on top
2 on the sides

>>36462938
So you're special? OK check.

>>36462857
Call me an edgelord but I stopped giving shit about what mom has to say when I was like 12. Are teens nowadays all mommy's little losers who have to obey to earn good boy points in order to get their iphone? Fag.

>not just shaving your head yourself whenever it gets too long

>>36462857
Cut it yourself, m8.
2 on the sides 8 on the top.

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>>36462857
>mom says today is anal inspection day

>>36463369
*shave
orgnall

>>36463045
normie. pipe down.

or i swear to god ill slit your fucking throat while i rape your asshole.

out.

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>>36463368
Mfw she brings the tongs

>>36464478
Good God you're autistic.

It's hilarious.

>>36463217
Teenager... the anon probably 27 like me

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>>36464511
Good, god, you're autistic?

?citsitau er'uoy ,dog ,doog

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>tfw I can't afford a haircut until 29th

>>36464478
God I bet you autists have mummie literally terrified of you, and that's why daddy left and you get to life at home

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I hate going to the hair dressers. I never know how to fill in the awkward silences and when they ask me what I want doing I never know what to say. It's really uncomfortable for me.

I bought myself some clippers and now do it myself. Saving money and embarrasment.

>>36463048
Why go to a hairdressers for that? Buy a set of clippers for $20 and do it yourself for free forever.

>>36463045
>posts T. Swift
>accuses others of being autistic

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>haircut lady asked about my employment status again

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Tfw you have longer hair so can't cut it yourself without fucking it up

>>36463045
>posts two ugly celeb cunts
>y-you guys are autistic

lel

>>36465055
Virgin
Orig

>>36463045
Oh man, are you like, Sherlock on the modern world or something?

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>>36462857

>/r9k/
>Not either shaving your head yourself or never cutting your hair

out normie, out.

>>36462857
Tfw diffuse thinner/telogen effluvium(not male pattern baldness), look like shit bald, with buzzcut and with short hair, just kill me

>>36464785
just say that you have your own private online business

>>36465943
"Oh that's cool, what site? What do you sell?"