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Anyone here suffer from acne? This is the best my skin has been in years don't have much acne anymore just a bunch of red marks/scars any tips to diminish these?
>pic related
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>>36486468
take accutane u faggot
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DON'T pick at them, ever. EVER!
they WILL go away eventually, i promise

whatever else you do, remember this.
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>>36486478
I actually did 3 months of it but had to get of it cause my insurance didn't cover it anymore it did clear up the acne quite a bit I'm just left with red marks

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What do robots? She's nice, a qt and tries her best, but can barely into math. She's in college algebra and barely passing.
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>>36486464
Who the fuck cares if she's bad at college algebra? Are you actually retarded?
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Fuck you. Kill yourself you fucking normie. I hope they draft you and you die in the cold steppes of Manchuria crying for your mom.
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>>36486464
If she can do college algebra she's already better at maths than 99% of the population. Stop being a faggot.

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>run into ex
>she has also beome a miserable person
>parents make her do charity work in order to make her leave the house

Why did that cunt leave me in the first place?
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>>36486397
okay op, lay it into us. what happened between you two?
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>>36486472
>College exams coming up
>She decides to break up
>Says she isn't feeling it anymore
>I feel completely hollowed out
>Fuck up all my exams
>Manage to pass anyway with a lot of bargaining

I suspect she wasn't "feeling it anymore" because of some political stuff I posted on facebook.
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>>36486630
Reading the first part I thought you should hook up again, but fuck her, she sounds like a piece of shit.

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anyone here drop out?

i dropped out of high school 4 years ago i'm 19 it's 3 Fucking am and im here posting on 4chan,

i feel so bad and kinda want to end it just get some pills.


I hate this robots everything.

the lack of support
the genetic lottery
the fucking roasties

i feel so worthless, miserable and everynow and then get goosebumps thinking about how happy i used to be while i was 5-14
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>>36486361
High school is easy shit

Why the fuck would you drop
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>>36486382
my dad died also not from a 1st world country,

mom wasn't never home, felt so depressed.

and just i stopped going to classes

that simple.
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I dropped out 4 years ago and I'm 20 now
Hate myself too and wish I could buy a gun

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>eating candy
>eat to fast and choke
>puke from choking before I waddle to the bathroom
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>>36486348
Well OP, how fat are you?
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>>36486348
not to big, around 250lbs
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>>36486377
That's pretty big desu. Plans to lose weight?

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You guys think you have it bad, I have acne ONLY around my mouth, no where else and secondly I have a birth mark on my penis which can and will be mistaken for an STD or disease. Even if I somehow make it past stage 1 and a girl is okay with acne scars there is still stage 2, the penis birthmark.

I've essentially been tattooed on every place where a partner would place their mouth on me, as if to say: stay away, warning.

I'm 21 kv
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The birthmark
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>>36486342
>I'm 21 kv

all the time in the world anon
keep trying, always be honest about it and you'll get there eventually

yours,
mr. acne-scarred phimosis-scarred robot who got laid twice
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>>36486342
I have psoriasis all over my scalp, face (mostly nose/ears/eyebrows), elbows, knees and dots of it scattered across my legs.

I choose not to pay attention to it most of the time. You'll be okay if you can do the same.

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>reverend found the donation basket
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>Octopops found the cum geyser
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>psychiatrist found the lint bucket
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>>36486292
Mummy found the smegma coffin

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I'm tired of being lonely. I've accepted no gf. Give me reasons not to buy and house a dozen cats and breed them like pokemon
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look at how many goddamn cats there are, wow!

originalalal
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>>36486220
>Not having a pet rock collection and taking the nice and well behaved ones to dinner with you, each with their own seat at the table
>Not raising pet rocks to get more rare pet rocks
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>>36486220
You just need one dog.

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>grill posts on thread
>post gets 10+ replies from thirsty males
>people still falling for the beta orbiting meme

Question for beta cucks
Why must you orbit?
Why are you so cringey and desperate?
Its not like shed ever fuck you or care about you
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEE
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>>36486205
>female says she's lonely robot
>no one takes bait
>see just like you guys ree

And a robot female IS what we want, unless you are self hating, most likely it's what ya want. It is appropriate to answer with thirst baka. THEN you can show up and bitch about her checking her privilege because they cannot be robots if we throw ourselves at them. That way it's their fauit we're alone.
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>>36486316
>first response is just trying to justify being a pussy obsessed failed normie
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>>36486205
Oil oil pockemoli

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This board has been chosen by this holy entity.

Ask anything you want. I'll start: Will any robot get a gf, ever?
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>>36486173
Will the weather in my area finally improve?
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>>36486498
I guess that means more snow...
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>>36486173
Will I have fun if I go out tomorrow?

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To be honest, this wouldn't stop me

Either I end up with a new TV, or someone blows my brains out and I get to die. sounds like a win/win to me.
Thoughts?
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>>36486134
>rob the sign owner's house
>sign goes down the next day
It would be divine comedy.
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>>36486134
Stop you from robbing the neighbors or from robbing the house of the guy who's being a dick?
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>>36486333
Stop me from robbing the sign owners house

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Why does this movie make normies cry without fail? Every time it ever gets mentioned all I ever hear about is how sad the movie is and who cried the most.
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>>36486102
because dogs are, like normalfags, vapid, simplistic, and unintelligent. they feel a deep bond to dogs as a result.
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>>36486117
*tips fedora*

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>people who get sadder at animals dying in movies than when people die in movies

I don't know what you are talking about.
That is a telltale sign of assburgers.

Like, everyone gets sad when a pooch or a kitty dies in a movie.
But if you don't feel the same level of sadness for a human, then you have a fucked up brain.

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>tfw your oneitis gets a bf
>tfw you realize they're no longer a virgin
>tfw you realize they've already experienced their first time
>tfw you realize they've already been pounded by another man
>tfw you realize there's no point anymore
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>>36486021
>tfw oneitis know that she's your oneitis
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>>36486021
>tfw hot cousin is in a relationship with a guy and has probably lost her virginity by now
I was supposed to be her first...
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>>36486021
>>36486070
Just get over it lmao. Be yourself.

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I need to tell this before i go to sleep.
I got invited to a party and there was this cute robot looking guy sitting alone. So we talked a lot (usually i cant talk with people) and eventually we left the party and just walked around, it was night. He said i was cute and blah blah. Then he went with me to my house and my sisters and brother were looking at us from the window. And he said "are they expecting something?" and i said "they probably want us to kiss" and he said "alright, im gonna give you a tongue deep kiss now". Then he leaned towards me and i opened my mouth but he just kissed my cheek. He said "were you just trying to kiss me for real?" and i quickly said "N-no" but he laughed and said i was stupid and left. I know im retarded.
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>>36485983
nice larp op
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>>36485983
If you're not a gay boi tits or gtfo
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>"alright, im gonna give you a tongue deep kiss now"
>he just kissed my cheek

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Can we please have a feels/gondola thread? Gondolas always cheer me up when I'm sad.
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>>36485962
i dont have many but here
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>>36485988
Thanks anon, it's a start.
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I'm going to post one of mine just so the thread won't be so empty.

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