This board has been chosen by this holy entity.
Ask anything you want. I'll start: Will any robot get a gf, ever?
>>36486173
Will the weather in my area finally improve?
>>36486498
I guess that means more snow...
>>36486173
Will I have fun if I go out tomorrow?
>>36486173
Will I be happy soon.
>>36486555
But what's the great price?
Is Carl Brutananadilewski the sexiest man in history?
>>36486173
Will I ever unJUST myself?
>>36486576
You have to leave /r9k/ forever and you will forget all of the truths of life that can only be seen through a lens of sadness and pain
>>36486173
Oh great sonic totem will the girl at work who went on a pity date with me talk to me again?!
Oh great Sonic totem, will I actually make a game within 12 months?
>>36486739
Okay I nohand came just now.
Will I become a gamdev now?
>>36486173
Will investing in stocks go as planned?
>>36486173
Will I get to fulfill my dreams of traveling in a van and following EDM bands and doing lots of drugs with tons of stock money?
>>36486802
I don't buy that shit if these stocks work out.
Reroll
>>36486173
WWIII soon? Yay or nay?
>>36486173
Can i get the good succ
>>36486898
>suffering awaits
>>36486173
Will i ever find myself?
orig
Should I play Dwarf Fortress right now?
Can we stop Globalisation and a World Currency from happening?
>>36486173
Will Chris-Chan die soon?
Will I ever get a gf?
Originalement
>>36486173
Will I ever make a six figure income?
Will I ever function normally
>>36486173
Will she ever give me a blowjob?
Will I get laid in 2017
eggroll
will I go to the gym today
>>36486173
will I obtain a female friend that I can be fairly honest with in the next 6 months?
>>36486498
this
organdonor
Is Systemspace reality?
>>36486576
>>36486663
This
r9k kills the man, get the fuck out while you have this unique chance
Will he still be my friend or is it fully ruined for good because of my arrogance?
>>36486173
Will she be my gf?
lorem ipsum
>>36486173
Do I have autism?
Unoriginal question.
Should I smoke weed today?
>>36489064
well it told me to ask again so
>>36489094
goddamnit roll again I swear to god
>>36486173
If I talk to her tomorrow, will she eventually be my gf
>>36486173
Will I be offered a job at that place?
Will I lose my virginity?
>>36489235
Damn son.
>>36486173
same questions
>>36489235
Is it true? Origamio
>>36489120
N-no that's ok you don't have to
>>36486173
will i win jackpot in euro jackpot?
>>36486173
will i ever get so much money i don't have to do anything for the rest of my life?
>>36486173
will i ever win in lottery?
will i die in my sleep tonight
howisthisnotoriginal
>>36489690
i'm scared now, hope he gives me the jackpot in euro jackpot
>>36486173
will i get a gf
otii
>>36486173
Will I actually do it this time
Will I forget her?
oreggano
>>36489779
answer fucking fag piece of shit
>>36486173
Are we all gonna make it??
Oreganolionalioio
>>36486173
Was kek right?
Will I get laid this year?
>>36486173
Will I get a gf before I graduate?
>>36486585
kek
>>36486173
Will I ever get my shit together?
Will I finally have sexual intercourse within the next week
Will I fuck Maria N in my lifetime?
Did i fuck up?
Originally commented
>>36490884
DID I FUCK UP?
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Is there a chance that me and my ex get back together???
do she like me still
>>36491374
so do she like me still
Will I lose virginity this year???
>>36486173
Will I pass my exams?This is an original comment
>>36486173
Can i decide for myself?
Will I ever be the alpha male who runs his own company and fuck bitches?
>>36486173
Will I get a gf this year?Why am I not surprised this isn't original
>>36486173
Will it work out with this girl?
>>36491797
>>36491847
We're all gonna (maybe) make it, 7s
>>36486173
Will I lose virginity
Will I ever get a gf that I find perfect?
Will I ever get my mojo back?
Will i ever be happy sonic totem thingy?
>>36486173
Will I make a lot of money?
orogi
will i have a skinny gf within the next 3 months
>>36487677
Interesting interesting indeed hmm
>>36486173
Is she originally safe?
>>36492249
Loool
>>36486173
Will I get a skinny gf?
>>36486173
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I REFUSE TO BELIVE THIS SHIT
>>36486173
will I ever find a purpose in life?
Will I ever graduate?
Fucking robot
Will my furniture idea business thing take off?
>>36492314
Again
Fucking bitch ass robot
>>36486173
Will 4chan die in the next 10 years?
Will my music ever take off?
>>36486173
Will I ever get a gf that acts like a 2d waifu?