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Its true.

I'm ugly and I never tried , what's the point spending energy to receive unfavorable results?

I have a pretty decent face actually. Everything else is a mess though

>>36563490
This

I've been told I'm decent looking.

It doesn't help one bit if you still can't talk to people.

>>36563320

shut uup

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>>36563320
for fucks sake manerino

>>36563320
You know 10" hard usually have a hard time getting erections, right?
I'm 7.5+" and I still don't get fully hard most of the times

>>36563243

oh no two mice

how terrible

>>36563243
Have you watched the movie "Willard"? Do it.

>>36563243
adopt the mice and make them your pet

name one Sneaky Johnson

>>36563202
Greentext how it happened nigga. How the fuck are you gonna deprive us of that shithead?

>>36563202
Have fun while it lasts.
girls eventually find a way to send u back down this shit hole

why the fuck would u want a roastie girlfriend wen all they do is scream and cry?

Goodbye faggot.

>>36563195
Ill see you soon anon.
We all will.
Good luck.

>>36563195
what's in the note?
>>36563222
cool trips

>>36563118
Same. It's 4:30 am. I have to get up in 6 hours but i just keep refreshing the catalog

I've been on /r9k/ since 2009. Unless you make a dedicated effort to leave, you'll be stuck.

>>36563118
>>36563155
You can never originally leave.

>>36562939
ur probably ugly anon. i mean no fatty or tranny would ask out an alpha male cuz they know they settle for staceys only

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>>36562939
>receives shitload of messages
>why is it so hard to get a gf

really makes u think

I made an OKC account once. I told true stuff about myself as humorously as I could. I seriously got a girl messaging me first. She told me that I was really funny and then asked if all of that was true. I said it was, and then shifted the conversation to her. We exchanged a few more messages before she stopped replying. I deleted my account after that

I love this post desu

>>36562926
This is a repost, saw this a month or so ago

stale pasta m88

There are a lot of guys and girls who are in shitty relationships because they don't want to leave them for whatever reason.

You robots are so dumb. You think happiness is

IF gf THEN Happiness:Yes

When in reality true happiness has so many facets and dimensions, hence why it's one of the most debated topics in philosophy and psychology.

I understand why a lot of you are bitter because you've never been loved or have never had sex or whatever, but don't constantly shit on the people who have and assume that their lives are all peaches and sunshine.

>>36562901
you're probably new here if you bothered to argue about relationships and happiness

>>36562947

I've been posting on /r9k/ for almost a decade now. For a bunch of smart guys, they don't know how to outsmart (reportedly) a dumb breed of animal like the human female.

Its hardwired in through different biological imperatives. Men are able to cum as much as they need to, so they approach as many women as possible in order to fuck them.

Women on the other hand can only get pregnant once at a time, and it takes them 9 months to carry that baby, so they have more of an imperative to make sure they're getting the best possible mate because its a much bigger investment on their part. They let the men approach them and take the best available.

isn't that the point of bumble?
>tfw only 300 lb black landwhales would approach you

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>>36562808
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MALES THAT AREN'T THE BEST
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

I'm gonna need an explanation

>>36562748
a.drunk people at a party with an escort
b.drunk whore
either by her own idea or encouragement of the guys fills her ass with beer and proceeds to fart it out while spinning like a sprinkler

remind myself not to watch this in the living room where there's people around.

Bump for more normie stories.

>>36562659
I had a sexy teacher in my last year of Uni.
She had a TV show on community TV where she would talk about books
She would have been in her mid 30s, tastefully thique
I didn't show up the first week, so when I finally came the second week she came and sat next to me and introduced herself and shit.
Later in the class she was at her desk, some student was talking about whatever and I was just looking out the window. Then I looked at the teacher and she was looking right at me, she smiled and winked at me and I think I came.

>be me
>be 20
>work at a place
>6/19 qt shyly gives me her number
>after my shift grab my phone and text her. (not allowed to have any electronic devices in the facility)
>Been talking for almost week now
>Find out she's 28
>Too old to date imo
>Trying to steer this into a FWB relationship> she still talks to me like she's into me though
Wat do?

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>>36562648
>tfw I actually have a cuck fetish...
r9k ruined me

>>36562648
>smug anime grill face
Why do they always do this

*pulls roastie of chads cock*
*kicks her in the head multiple times*
*fucks chad*
Pssh nothin personel

>>36562632
just don't fuck her when she is passed out OP that's how you end up in jail. what drug did u give her?

holy shit dude. don't ever do that again, you got off easy this time.

>>36562632
she sees you in a different light now. be careful op

>>36562577
>dog starts growling in a pitch black empty room

>>36562604
>>36562577

please stop you're scaring me

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>>36562577
>power goes out randomly