>Find an apartment on craigslist
>Great rent price
>Lots of space
>Decent, if working-class neighborhood near my job
>Snatch it up thinking I made a really smart decision
>One week in
>Have seen two mice so far
>Live on a busy intersection right by a red light
>Niggers blasting their hip hop or spics blasting their Mexican gibberish as they drive by
>The honking, the fucking honking all the time
I might end up killing myself soon. Holy shit. What have I done?
>>36563243
oh no two mice
how terrible
>>36563243
Have you watched the movie "Willard"? Do it.
>>36563243
adopt the mice and make them your pet
name one Sneaky Johnson
>>36563243
congratulations on your circumcised penis friend :^)
Hang some carpets over you windows. At least the noise isn't coming from inside the building, there's no escape from that shit.
>>36563418
original slav-core
>>36563243
>Craigslist
Stopped reading right there
>>36563458
Fuck you twat, originally
>>36563243
Just ask the manager to get the puthycat for you.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxa75s_dime-to-retire-daffy-duck-porky-pig_shortfilms