>tfw ywn have a gf with a waist
>>36579389
>tfw ywn have a gf
that sounds better
>>36579389
that's nothing, check this out
>>36579416
There will always be a handful of disgusting landwhales who would agree to be with you if you let them spend your money.
>lose over 100 pounds
>get out of my house and start working a job
>eventually move up to a job that pays the average.
>mfw women still reject me, even the fat ones.
Was it just a meme? I mean I know poor people who are fat who can get laid, why did I ever think this was going to work.
>>36579292
how old are you OP?
stacys enter their gold digging phase at about 25
>>36579321
24
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>mfw this wasn't original
>>36579419
just wait OP
having a decent job and being single is like fishing, they'll eventually bite
I've talk to alot of different people across alot of different fetishes and seems like cucks are the most defensive. I mean the literal kind as in they get off on their wife fucking other dudes and then telling them about it. For those that have fetishes. When you get In discussions about them do you immediately raise your defenses? I feel like a fetish should make you much more confident about your personality and sexuality.
The more shameful and unacceptable your fetish is, the more defensive you are. It's not rocket science, are you autistic?
>>36579326
If it is something you enjoy though why be so defensive. Anything other than vanilla is considered shameful
>especially being in the bible belt.
but no one really cares. the reason scat and blood and semen is seen as gross is because bodily fluids carry disease. but other fetishes arent that way
>>36579326
It would have been true a decade ago, but this fetish is so fucking common and mainstream now that it's an invalid excuse. I think these guys are taking it too personally instead of being secure and impartial like they claim to be.
I'm so scared to let anyone close to me, I'm scared that I might hurt the person or that they find out how vulnerable I am
>21
>live with mom and little sister
>neet which seem to be a huge turnoff
>aspergers and add
>horrible childhood with lots of drinking, fighting and mental abuse
>no interesting hobbies or anything
Even if someone clearly wants to be with me or get ot know me I just push them away.
JUST
>>36579272
Good. Don't let anyone close. Everyone is a cunt.
>>36579272
how do you know you have assburgers?
Professionally diagnosed? By who? What tests did you take?
>>36579272
Brother died when I was 14. Messed me up good. The moment I feel like I'm getting close to someone everything in my being starts screaming FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO. overwhelming feeling GET THE FUCK OUT NOW. It gets so strong ive cut contact with all friends and moved away multiple times.
do yu hate me?
>>36579265
yeah, more or less
ongimtigol
>>36579265
I want to teach you how to make love.
After stalking a lot my new latino family daughter (both irl and online) whom i thought was 16, i have mixed feelings saying that 12 years old is the lowest i would go. That body is fucking stupid tho no way in hell you could tell she's 12. Face is kinda chubby but still makes me rock hard
Does anyone else here have parents that mock them for their anime merch?
Pic related
>>36579203
they should
i'm glad my parents got me out of anime with their ridicule when i was about 15-16
>>36579261
And yet you ended up here all the same.
>>36579261
Even if you just have one poster and a bag?
I'm reaching levels of paranoia I didn't even know were possible.
It gets worse, trust me.
In my case depression, anxiety and obsession.
>>36579170
How does it end?
Original
who here neked right now heh
Put on some clothes man.....
>>36579135
gay
very incredibly original post btw
I am also neked right now OP
Why do you ask?
The reason chads exist is because they were robots in a previous life who were given a second chance to not fuck up.
Join me lads. End your lives with me so you can start the better one. See you all on the other side
>>36579118
What if I don't want to be a Chad?
what a story anon, so anyway hows your sex life?
Is Tommy a Chad?
why haven't any of you virgin faggots raped a girl or woman yet? all normal human beings (not betalords) know this is the the only way to have sex and/or a relationship
spoiler alert: females will never tell you what they want. you ever hear statistics about "99% of rape goes unreported" and think "wow that's bullshit?" its true. the 1% that gets reported are the faggots that cried or pussied out halfway through and left her unfinished.
the idea of being so sexually attractive that men are willing to risk their lives and fight for a vagina is so arousing to a female it leaves them too satisfied to complain.
ask your parents how they met. your mom will probably say, "well, when i was 15 and your father was 19, he followed me after a party one night, i knew he was but let him anyway, then stabbed my leg with an ice pick and raped me bloody. he came in all my holes and gave me herpes, it was like a fairytale <3"
again, this is the ONLY WAY to get sex OR a relationship. and dont be a selfish lover, be violent, and DONT use a condom.
if you get her pregnant/diseased, she'll enjoy it MORE, and will happily have a long-term relationship with you. If you just want a pump n' dump, she will easily find some pathetic, non-violent beta to pay for it.
I GUARANTEE 100%, if you rape a grill while choking her, slamming her face against the floor/a wall, and punching the back of her head she WILL cream, like, a pint, and be loyal to you for the rest of her life. THAT is true love.
Remember: womyn would rather be beaten to death then bored to death. make the first move. cap her knees and call her a filthy, worthless whore. It's what she WANTS.
Sincerely & Good Luck,
-Chad
Ok so-
I used to be a hopeless, KV like you guys until I was 22 and met my first GF. Today, I've been a happily married man of 4 years. My wife is loving, loyal, and damn gorgeous. That said, she understands that I sometimes have physical needs/desires she can't fulfill (ie. when she's bleeding vaginally).
So what do I do when this happens? I find a girl (I like em young) and fuck her. I don't ask, I don't plead or bargain or use any lame-ass pickup lines. I just walk over and start grabbing her. I've done this literally hundreds of times and have NEVER so much as failed, much less face prosecution/discipline.
Oh, and I should also note- this is how I met my wife. The passion was so real we started dating, and after a few years eventually got married.
All this said, I would NEVER confess to ANYTHING like this IRL. Neither would my wife. Much like sex itself, this is completely taboo and embarassing. Real people just don't talk about it.
So just follow your heart, bots. You want to fuck that girl? You want to make her your GF? Go do it. It's literally that easy.
I don't really care about the physical sensation, if I wanted that I'd pay for a hooker or just jack off more often. What matters is the emotional connection.
>>36579580
Did you even read the OP?
If you want emotional connection, you NEED to be grabbing her tits, ass, & vag. I'm sorry but the reality is that females can't connect to passive guys.
Just try it. Go up to a girl you like, or just a random one you think is cute, grab her from behind and get her naked. You'll feel the love- the TRUE, emotional connection- within minutes.
It's how all mammals bond on an intimate, loving level. It's just nature bro, there's no reason to fear it.
I have a question I'm too nervous to ask on /g/.
My hard drive is showing signs of age and I want to buy a new one. Do I need to do a fresh install of Windows or is there a way to transfer my current install to a new harddrive?
Buy a 1TB external hard drive, backup everything on to it, then transfer the backup in a new internal hard drive.
>>36579414
This
What are you retarded?
OP, you can make an iso image of your windows install, and then you can install the iso image on your new hard drive. That will accomplish what you want, but it's pretty advanced stuff. I don't really know how to deal with iso shit
>go KFC to pick up some tendies for the night
>this little goblin is the one serving your food
>she sees you fumbling your money and calls you a creep and to hurry up because it's almost her lunchbreak
>she calls over her stacy friend so they can watch and giggle at your incompetence
wat do?
*Unsheathes Glock 19*
You've embarrassed me for the last time, Stacy.
>Decide to pay with exact change
>Recount money at least 3 times
>Drop wallet with open change pocket before you finish paying so it goes everywhere and you waste more of her previous time collecting it
>Add something to your order after paying and repeat the process
>>36579209
precious* not previous
Hey /r9k/.
What does it feel like living in your face and body?
NOTGOODNOTGOODNOTGOOD
WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
everyone thinks i'm a little weird and pervert man
>>36578996
part of the cosmic oneness
>holes in molars are getting worse
>afraid to go to dentist
What do?
holes + moles = all is well
you either go now or when the pain gets too bad to endure
>>36578983
Same here, I can't eat any sugar or cold things in my right side
My brother is gay, what do?
>>36578982
PJ?
PJ just told me this the other day
he also likes comic books so you may be him
are you?
>>36578982
Tell him about all the desperate faggots on this goddamn website
>>36578982
Pound his boipussy
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