Hey /r9k/. What does it feel like living in your face and body?

NOTGOODNOTGOODNOTGOOD

WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

everyone thinks i'm a little weird and pervert man

>>36578996
part of the cosmic oneness

it feels like looking directly into TV static with the noise on max volume

>>36578996
It hurts quite a bit, anon.

>>36578996
a slow and painful death

oranges

>>36578996
my looks have nothing to do with my quality of life

lots of stresses
pretty temperamental
would not recommend

>>36579090

THIS MAN IS IN DENIAL, BOYS
HE'S IN DENIAL

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>>36578996
It's as if there were a certain indifference that hangs over me, though I must note that there's nothing necessarily at fault with my face or body. Frequent stress and tenseness overcome me.

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>>36578996
It feels like something putrid coating my existence. Like a limp sock puppet that I don't even see as mine. Just more garbage to fill a grave with.

wieard and I want to pull it off and leave

you transfer your consciousness?
I'm not messing with that because I dont trust the backup

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>>36578996
>What does it feel like living in your face and body?
For a second I read that as "What does it feel like living with your face in your body?"

>>36578996
First off, cover your left eye. You'll be blind in it. Now, your brain hasn't turned off the sensors to that eye, so you'll still get distracting "lights" that sometimes come up in it. You'll have to get used to it.

Second off, you're type-2 bipolar, so you get really emotional really easy. Sometimes for no reason. Also, you're always craving to work on a project. You want to do something productive, but you aren't equipped to do it. You have a constant urge to read fantasy novels or play D&D

Also, you're relatively strong and masculine, but very ugly. You are constantly overwhelmed by an urge to breed. You can't stop thinking about or looking at THICC women. You can't eat sleep, or breath properly until you have spilled jizz to the idea of pumping your seed in to a woman with fat tits, hips, thighs, and ass. It's literally the first and last thing you do every day.

Other than that, it's not that bad. You're basically like this big fat, musclebound, troll-bear ogre thing.

Positives:You got a big fat 8incher, and give big daddy grunts when you orgasm

Negatives:You smell like balls all the time, are hungry and horny constantly, and you look like the entire cast of The Goonies mashed in to one guy.

Does anyone else pretend their body is a mecha and they're the pilot? Sometimes it makes socialising slightly easier, I pretend the actual me is sitting in the cockpit and the person I'm talking to can't actually see my face.

>>36579313

Do you actually get sex?

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I love being in my body desu, I'm not the most good looking or the fittest, but I have good strength and get 8.0 on the bleep test. Plus being 6' and growing is nice

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>>36578996
bliss

it feels like bliss

i'm 5'3 so i'm a lot closer to the ground

i can't see when i'm on a crowded bus

everyone makes fun of me too

>>36579635
I enjoy it its pretty nice.

>>36579652
are you a girl?

i'm a "man" and no, it's not nice at all

>>36578996
Face doesn't bother me.

Body is fucked up. Lot of bad genetics in there. It's a good thing I probably won't reproduce.

>>36579834
memes aside, the only thing holding you down,,,,, isn't fucking genes. It's your attitude. Fix that your diet and hit the gym. Boom instant ''good genetics''

>>36578996
It feels like I
m subhuman. I wish I was an invisible gaseous entity like a fart so I could just fly around and not care.

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>>36579635
>tfw 5'4

midget

>>36579911
i know
i wish i was dead honestly, i can never feel manly or strong because i'm a weak tiny thing

maybe if i was a woman i could at least play the woman part and be protected, but who can i protect when an average man can literally step on me?

Horrible. I have a horrible, fat, acne face with shitty hair brushed up and back, but the back of my hair is still messy, curls at weird places, and has a bad bald spot.
Meanwhile, I can either look like a school shooter and wear a hoodie or look like a beach bum by wearing flannels that are too tight for my body.

>>36579667
5"6 and thinks my height is the main thing holding me back in things

>>36579949
would you be willing to let go of your ego and let a tall woman protect you?

>>36580037
definitely not
as a sexual fantasy it's fine, but unlike my body, my pride is too big to allow such a thing

every day of my life i die a little inside knowing i'll never be able to protect anyone

>>36579949
You can be protected as a man.
Just accept the submissive aspects of your nature.
Maybe even go femboy and take E.

>>36580061
that's unfortunate
maybe you'll find a tiny 4'11" girl. and you can still get jacked, the turkroach beats up people for christ's sake

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>>36578996
I like my face. My body's OK too. I'm tall and a bit handsome. I look like my grandpa and he aged well. I'd date me if I could clone me.

It still feels wrong though. I never progressed mentally after I fell into NEETdom, so I have the mentality of a 17 year old boy in a 25 year old's body. I wake up every day and I see a man in the prime of his life, selling it for nothing.

I also really wanted to be the little girl when I was younger, but my growth spurt doomed that dream.

It doesn't feel like anything
I would still be me if I were in another body
I'm not particularly attached to it

>>36580080
the turkroach beats other people because he looks funny while doing so
anyone could kill him with a single punch

>>36580075
i don't want that, it would just push me to suicide eventually
also i'm not gay

>>36580081
>I'm tall and a bit handsome. I look like my grandpa and he aged well. I'd date me if I could clone me.

Post your fucking face.

>>36580139
No thank you. I don't have anything to prove.

>>36580168
then why are you whining on r9k? fuck off

>>36580118

Take a breath, sigh, and accept that at best you'll be equal to your partner. Unless you get jacked or something.

I guess you could buy a gun, too, as a big dick substitute.

>>36580168
I'll be your boyfriend if you post your face

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My body, style, and hair is pretty good. It makes me feel confident when I need to walk out the door. But when I catch a glimpse of my face all of that goes away and my social anxiety goes crazy. When I cover my face in pictures I do get a little female attention but once my face is seen, I get ghosted or looked away from quick.

If I had full blown confidence and the right personality, I would do okay in life. But I'm stuck with being an insecure beta that therapy couldn't fix.

>>36580194
I'm not whining. I'm answering OP's question to the best of my ability while reflecting on my flaws as a person.

You are not boyfriend material so please stop (You)ing me. Thank you.

>>36580217
I can't handle this amount of (You)s. The pressure is getting to me. I'm sorry (`>w<)

>>36580195
I want to be an equal as a partner.
I don't want to be an equal as a protector. Men should protect their partners.

I can't protect anyone or anything. People can walk over me.

>>36580244
you are really the epitome of a normie. coming on r9k, bitching, but then putting down people you don't know. i bet you had fun bullying people in school, too. literally kill yourself.

I'm pretty alright looking, I'm skinny with some muscle and I have a pretty nice face, though my figure and face are a bit girlish. Can't be a trap though because I'm 6'0.

>>36580244
>I can't handle this amount of (You)s. The pressure is getting to me. I'm sorry (`>w<)

Do it. Do itttt.

>>36580302
I'm sorry you feel that way Anon. I hope one day you'll be able to overcome your insecurities and become the person you want to be!

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fuckin stupid man

I'll 5'8, lil bit chubby, i look younger than i am and i have rock bottom self esteem

pic related pls no bully

>>36581026
you look fine
a good haircut and you'd be good looking

i want to pinch your cheeks

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>>36578996
0/10 would not reccomend
>fuck me up inside

>>36578996
Feels like death anon
I'm gods mistake, a walking miscarriage

>>36579090
How does it feel pike being 14 years old?

>>36581731
This

does anyone ever feel like they're some sort of failed experiment made by god?

>>36581026
you look gay nigga

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It's so fucking sluggish. Nothing is remarkably bad but nothing is very good either. Everything in my body and in my brain is mediocre at best, thing is my brain has an obsession with perfection and this lack of perfection fills myself with self doubt and hatred. Doesn't help whenever you lack any self motivation to actually attempt to achieve that perfection so you just sit. You sit and sleep and wait around for something to happen. Life goes by slowly and nothing happens. I am a slug. Do you want to be a slug?

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Half the population thinks im a doofy stoner, while the other half thinks im a serial rapist/killer

>>36581026
You're pretty.
Do you like men?

>>36578996
It's good being strong but I look like a mexican shrek

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Hemorrhoids, permanently damaged lungs, heart flow malfunctions, stunted body growth from having emergency medical hormone blockers at the age of 5 to keep me from dying of pneumonia, achy everything, and most definitely brain damage from being beaten by kids and adults for most of my childhood. I also have ridiculous levels of autism, OCD, and other shit, and can't feel anything anymore because my self doubt and intrusive thoughts destroyed my emotions. But at least I look decent, h-hahaha.

>>36580226
You atl? Me too. Just moved here. Want kill. Yield but too much of a coward to do it

>>36582169
atl suburb here
this place sucks

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It feels angry most of the time.

It'd be great if I didn't have cripplingly low self esteem which consistently causes me to reject people before they have the chance to reject me.

normies see me like a cat they want attention from. Thats really it. I am a cat though and dont want attention when i dont want it but do when I do want it..blah blah.

>>36581026

I'm in love with someone that looks like you.

>>36581612
thank you
my hair is usually styled, it's just down at the minute

>>36581772
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>>36581900
nah I'm (mostly) straight

>>36582529
nice
how similar are they to my description?

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>>36578996
A malevolent fire and a good heart canceling each other out into a dull hum. One exceeding the other back and forth like a pendulum. Constant emotional pain in my chest.

>>36579880
Doesn't mean he's fat, anon original fish

>>36578996
My neck always hurts and my hair itches whenever I try to sleep, im in decent shape otherwise

I have a Vegeta hairline, have a face like a comic book villain and am a huge skeleton at 195cm

Eh its ok. Could be worse

my face looks alright, but feels like it's saggy and often times hurts
my body is starting to wither, as expected, but i never expected to feel myself go; i just thought i would just...disappear, which is not so

>>36584023
post face

>>36584088
how old r u

Like the soul of a neckbeard was trapped in the body of a lumberjack and corrupted it so instead of being strong and huge it's just pitifully weak, hairy as a werewolf, and fat as a cartoon dad.

So awful.

>>36584191
i'm in my 20's