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ITT: Post memes from boards you browse 2017-04-27 01:50:22 Post No.36581098
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ITT: Post memes from boards you browse
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2017-04-27 01:50:22
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FAT
UGLY
DEADfuck you robot this post is original asldkfjas;dklfjk;lsjfkldasjf;lkjadsk;lfjads;klfj;kasldjf
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An a press is an a press
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>>36581098
I love that meme, anon
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How does one go from this...
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Tell me about your relationship with your mother.
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>>36581064
She was abusive and died in prison.
The End.
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She ran off when I was 14.
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I got drunk alone in my room last night and my mom called me a bitch for not drinking enough.
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Can we talk about tinder and other online dating apps? Have you guys had any success with them or are they not worth it?
Vid semi-related
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>>36581037
only if you're Chad otherwise its a waste of time.
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is the best strategy just to swipe right on everything?
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>>36581197
No because if you do that it demotes you in the queue. It's best to just swipe on who you like only.
got invited to a party by a girl...
I'm still a robot right?
Also what should i do?
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uh...go?
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You'll regret going more than if you don't
If your truly a robot a party will never turn out in your favor. You'll be thinking of all the mistakes you made for decades.
however you will go because you're desperate and the uncertainty is a strong lure.
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>>36581041
I wouldn't listen to this idiot If i were you, go to the party, try to control your social retardation and enjoy yourself.
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Any other robots asexual? I honestly do not desire sexual contact of any kind. The thought of it grosses me out. I think I find women prettier and I am romantically attracted to them, but I am not interested in physical contact.
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I wish. Does anyone know if you can train yourself to be asexual? I want to be above base sexual desires like an enlightened monk
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>>36580990
I still don't know if I'm asexual or not. I've never had any desire to do anything sexual. However I've never fapped or felt anything down below so I may have something wrong with me.
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>girl asks me out
>consider the idea for a second and remember it will inevitably lead to sex and her being disappointed
>s-sorry I'm not really into-
>"oh, you like men?"
>n-no I'm not gay
>"oh, what are you into then? animals? haha!"
>h-haha
it's a lonely life
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How do you ask a girl on tinder/bumble on a date? How long do you wait before asking?
a-asking for a friend
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>>36580980
>tinder
>a date
son...
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>>36580980
those are for hookups exclusively, dummy.
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>>36581365
This, you wouldn't want to be dating any girl you meet on tinder
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Who else Fordyce spots?
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>>36580932
Here
Makes me really fucking insecure
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>t. mental cockblock
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>>36580932
>tfw your cock is a Crunch bar from the mid-shaft down
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You must post in this thread if you have never seen a woman naked in real life.
No, family members don't count.
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>>36580919
Hi.
The rest should start arriving soon.
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ive seen titties but never seen a vagina
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does yourself count?
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is DaxFlame /ourguy/?
what do you think is the chance he browses /r9k/ and shares feels of no gf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdxLFF--MIM
even in recent things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZwvRYnsSQc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUeSf86v1E
>Tfw
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>>36580911
He's a really good actor.
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>>36580987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq5J8RQx-vk
hes got his autism a bit more contained and yes he is an actor but the autism isn't obvious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7wj2FeNN3Q
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I go out and drink just for the slight hope at getting laid. I'm still an autistic shitwit who gets cringe with eye contact and doesn't approach any girls. I just stand around hoping some slut would make me her target.
Anybody else kinda do this?
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>>36580871
No but I've been contemplating doing it
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Make friends with damaged girls, one of them is bound to fuck you eventually.
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I do; I usually get approached by losery guys
i'm more scared of getting kicked out of the bar for approaching girls
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Russian qt thread part two 2017-04-27 01:38:52 Post No.36580836
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Russian qt thread part two
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2017-04-27 01:38:52
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I met a Russian girl with some nice tits on interpals and now she wants to study in America at a college near me. She's super inexperienced too. Am I going to get cheated on? Give me the real deal.
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paste is copy
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>>36580836
Got any more pictures of her?
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>>36581266
I made it last night but I wanted to hear more opinions from you wise wizards
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What's making you self conscious? I'll start
>acne scars
I want to die can't even look at myself in the mirror
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They'll probably fade unless they are really extreme HTH.
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>>36580860
Idk I know this guy's who has horrible acne scars and just thinking that I might someday have them that bad depresses the shit outta me
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>>36580827
my moobies used to make me super shy. shit I still don't feel comfy without a shirt..
On Saturday, I bought a can of Copenhagen wintergreen for $3.71, but yesterday I bought one and it was $3.82. A few months ago, one was $3.40.
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>>36580744
Tobacco, like alcohol is a bootlicker drug anyway. Try something that, god forbid, might actually enlighten you.
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>>36580924
He's right OP you need to step up your game. Start huffing petrol. Aboriginals have existed longer than any race in modern history. Why would they huff petrol instead of using some other substance if they weren't on to something truly enlightening?
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>>36580744
Yes. Dip bottles are disgusting.
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Opinion on Million Dollar Extreme?
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Inspirational,makes me want to movies no matter how absurd or offensive it is. Because like dead bodies on the Internet,they are beautiful and terrifying at the same time.
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>>36580739
hate them because someone i like introduced me to em and that person is a god damn stupid fucking edgelord and we are never talking again and fuck this show and fuck sam hyde i hope he shoots me in the gay head
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I like his stream of consciousness iPhone vertical video rants more than the sketches and stand up.
Has a women ever tried to seduce you?
2017-04-27 01:32:32 Post No.36580686
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Has a women ever tried to seduce you?
2017-04-27 01:32:32
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Hi anons, i am having difficulty trying to figure out what happened. maybe this is a thing women do but im unaware of since im so far gone
i am questioning weather it was an audio hallucination, or if she really said it and just fucking with me, do you think i should ask her about it?
its just really really really been bothering me that she said it to me so casually
i was walking home about 20 mins from library after printing some stuff. my sisters friend which also lives in the same area as me was walking home from the gym, so we ended up on the same foot path home
>shes given me weird singals the entire time iv known her, she even asked me on a date before i knew who she was but this was 5+ years ago
im 26 now shes 21, so im thinking shes over it granted i strictly avoid all my sisters friends but since she was walking behind me she yelled out to me, and asked me to "wait up for her"
so i wont get into such great detail about the whole thing ill greentext whats been bothering me
>on the way home
>small talk with sister friend
>yea yea everyone is fine
>about 10 mins in
>she bumps into me and says
>i look at her and make eye contact
>shes looking into my eyes
>and she says
>"id suck your dick"
>whispering it
>but she continued on talking about the topic
>i couldn't even process what happened
Do women do this? is this a thing? has similar things happened to you?
i felt the strangest eerie feeling the whole walk home after that. honestly i felt like i was hypnotized completely thinking about her sucking my dick the whole way home
then i got home and couldn't stop thinking about it, i need answers should i confront her about it? shes my sisters friend so i don't want to accuse her of something like this and end up breaking bridges
i just dont know man
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>should I confront her
YES FUCKING YES ANON
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>>36580686
>Asked on a date 5 years ago
>26 and 21 currently
She asked a 21 year old NEET autist robot on a date at 16?
Either this is major bait or there is something really screwy going on, dick-voice or no.
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>>36580686
FUCKING CONFRONT HER YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT