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>>36710446
>suddenly
It's been like this for a decade now

>>36710446
>suddenly
Lol.

>>36710446
"suddenly"

it's been trendy for at least the last 10 years.

You're probably just that kid that never shuts up and always has something to saw.

>>36710386
Yeah fuck those kids, for real. Take a fucking woodworking class or something.

>>36710386
I worked with a guy who was like this. Turbomanlet (I'm 5'7, he was like 5'1), and he had the worst case of foot-in-mouth I've ever encountered. He just never shut up. He constantly said dumb shit that made me want to strangle him. He even recognized it too but still kept doing it.

What is there possibly to discuss about this test all day, everyday?

>>36710353
That's not how this works. ksdvb

INTP
fuck this gay earth I either feel nothing or everything

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>>36710306
>what are your weakness's?
>why do you want this job?
>what do you bring to the team/work force/ company?

do you normies really expect serious answers on these?

>>36710949
No, just want to see how you react to a fucking stupid question. You'll be getting them from me and your customers a lot.

>>36710949
I don't ask those cliche questions. I talk to them like a normal human being, ask if they've ate at our restaurant before, if so what did they get, talk about the history of the restaurant, etc. Do whatever I can to make them feel comfortable so they relax and show some character and personality. That's what I'm judging. That and their appearance.

A huge factor in an interview is what you wear. Put on a fucking tie, even if you're applying to be a busser. And know the position you want. Don't say "I can do anything; cook, wait tables, etc". Go to your interview knowing what you want.

And ignore that sperg above

>>36710278
Hot places usually have fit, normal girls. Maybe it's just you?

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>>36710278
>being from Florida
I'm from Florida and I can guarantee you that you are the reason you can't find a gf. Florida is a very accepting state that has people from all over the country in it. So they don't really care where you're from, people only care if your are a total faggot loser or not. Can you guess what you are?

>>36710349
Im not some normie that goes outside. Where do you think we are?

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Miklos Horthy was /my guy/

>>36710214
He was a brainlet. Only a brainlet would think it's a good idea to invade Russia in the winter.

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>>36710214
indeed he was our guy.
>dropped out of uni
>hes like "fuck jews and shitty art"
>lives in the streets, homeless, depressed
>starts beta uprising
>creates strongest war machine the world has ever seen
>commits suicide because tfw loosing to the jews

>>36710177
Nice dubs, and nope, I can't run for shit despite just being 201lbs, fucked up my lings but probably not bad enough for diferrment.

Im 106 pounds and can run a mile in 2 minutes how are you so bad

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>not lying and getting a family doctor to write a note saying you have AIDS thus barring you from the draft

>>36710134
Only if I can't catch the infection from fucking a zombie.

>>36710134
They can't swim very well and I live on the coast. So I go steal a boat and go to some islands about 50 miles out to sea. Then whoevers there can sterilize the relatively small land area and start setting up subsistence farming.

I'm in shape and 6'2 so I'd make it out of town just because I'm stronger than the average zomby.

>Find a guy who is prepared
>Offer to be a raider with him, and help him catch/rape other women

yeah? whats the link OP

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>tfw you see your dad on backpage (female)

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>tfw you don't shop for whores

>>36710113
People will flinch or pull to one side and blow a big chunk out of the side of their throat, grazing the skull even if they connect with it.

Real pros point up and trigger pull with a toe. See ur pic for alignment.

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>>36710149
what about like this angle with 00buck shot

will you be a vegi

and will it be instant

>>36710113
It would be rare, but theoretically if the bullet manages to not damage the brain stem the person would still be alive in that their heart and lungs would still work automatically, but the amount of brain damaged would probably make them a vegetable. Or like other anon said, if they flinch and the bullet doesn't hit anything major they can survive (again probably with some serious impairments). The first call I got when I was in EMT school was a gunshot to the forehead, they were still breathing and their heart was still going but there was brain matter leaking all over the stretcher.

>>36710073
>because I can't navigate their website (or figure out which one is theirs
That's the worst.

>go to apply
>link on their site leads to another, larger company
>link on that site leads to another site made for taking applications
>drop down menus that ask you to select their company name that's always some weird shit like "Lettuce asbun shop sauce cunt tree love ltd and co(tm)" for some place just called "corner store"
>what position are you applying for
>they've got every single position possible on the list
>it doesn't tell you the position isn't available until you click it

It's like they're chain of thought when designing this shit was "lets just waste as much of their time as possible."

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Applying online is bullshit. But of course have done. A way I have twisted the bullshit "apply online" thing is by personally dropping of my resume in person dressed nice. Some won't take it, but is worth a shot. Also should follow up by phone.

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>>36710073
yeah anon, it really sucks. I got fired 2 weeks ago and have been neet ever since. I started applying a few days ago for jobs but its really hard because the major chains in my area make it nearly impossible to navigate around

>having that many things you "need" to do
ha
it's your own fault

Why are there so many hours in the day to endure?

you could always perform your tasks more efficiently

I might fuck some girls while im at it

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>Wagies pay me to shitpost about wagecucks

Life is like poetry

>>36710161
The system is designed to recognise us as the top of the societal food chain. It's what nature intended.

I'm drinking beer and listening to Warren Zevon.

I should stop and go to sleep, but this is the only way I can feel happy.

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I'm a little high, but I ate Nandos so I feel pretty full and comfy right now.

Feeling pretty lonely, I wish I had more girl friends, or at least someone to have something more personal with. It sucks going through everything alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heJNHYCSsIc

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laying in bed shitposting and listening to American football

Why does it matter what race the guy cucking you is?

>>36709971
i don't understand how you people can make these threads all day, every day.

What satisfaction could you possibly get

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>>36710046
Do you feel, yet?