Wagecuck Reminder

I might fuck some girls while im at it

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>Wagies pay me to shitpost about wagecucks

Life is like poetry

>>36710161
The system is designed to recognise us as the top of the societal food chain. It's what nature intended.

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Trump will make put you to work soon lazy NEET scum. You leech off of us cucks!

I haven't had a day off in almost two years. Will probably off myself soon.

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>>36710407
That's sad to hear, wagie. But you have to see things from Mr Goldstein's point of view; he's not going to get that new boat by giving you holidays.

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>>36710407

Fellow wagecuck here. Same problem. Working an awful job for 3 years. No gf. Save practically all I make, but everyday it's like I want to kill myself more. I was reading today about homeless people who travel by foot and work when they can to survive. Sounds hell of a lot better than what I do.

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>>36710041
>Have worked since I was 15
>Now 22
>Three different jobs
>$7.25 an hour the entire time
>Finally graduating from college
>Can't find job
>$22k in debt
Why oh why did I fall for the college meme?
Why didn't I learn the truth behind the soulless void that is wagecuckery BEFORE I started this life?
Now I'm in debt and stuck there. I'm going to be working for the rest of my short short life.

>>36710041
as a neet i feel good about the fact that i can down a 12 pack of beer after this subway sandwich and not worry about having to work or go to school in the morning.
TICK TOCK WAGE KEK

>>36710869
What did you study if I may ask?

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You dont get it NEET

this rage
this seething fury
this inescapable misery

it fuels my spiritual ascension

yes, enjoy your nice life doing nothing and being intoxicated by your simple pleasures

Me?

I will keep working as a wagecuck, becoming angrier, madder, stronger

nothing will stand in my way once I erupt into my next spiritual form

>First job: Office assistant $10 CAD/hr
>Second job: Office assistant $11 CAD/hr
>Third job: Processing Clerk $12 CAD/hr
>Fouth job: Assistant Underwriter $15.53 CAD/hr
All full-time for 4 months

Just got hired for my fifth job:
>Junior java developer at an insurance company
>$44k CAD/yr + prescription drugs, dental, and pension plan

Pretty lucky I guess, glad I'm not a brainlet. Most of my social autism comes from 85% of the population having an IQ 15 points below mine.

>>36710869
spread the word anon

>>36711006
Computer Science.
if you think you know who I am text me

>>36711062
Nice job waving your IQ around like it means anything. If you were actually smart you'd be able to converse with people. People want to hear about themselves, hear themselves talk, and be agreed with. Your problem talking to people probably comes from your Asperger's, whether you've been formally diagnosed with it or not.

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>>36711102
Not aquatinted with you anon, but the CS meme has claimed many I know. Good luck in the future

>work out of home
>maybe take a phonecall once a week
>"work" can be done with a short check on my smartphone or laptop basically whenever and a few clicks
>can sleep through multiple days whenever i feel like it and get back to folks later
>$263k already and its only the third quarter
Better than NEETbux and i'm not a wagie.

>>36711415
Thank god I went into CS because I actually enjoy the craft of programming, and not because "I wanna make gaymes!" or "muh daddy said I'd get a good salary." I can't say college helped me any, though, mostly because I already knew a fair bit and I went to a shitty school. The feeling of toiling for for years for just a piece of paper is soul-crushing.

>>36711436
tell me your secrets I want to sustain neetdom as long as possible

Most countries didn't even have a holiday today.

>>36711380
I don't have a problem talking to people, I have a problem empathizing with them

I can communicate well and take on public speaking roles, but if someone tries to engage me in a conversation about trivial stuff I can't riposte that well. Looking at how they talk to each other, its like a learned pattern of speech from sitcoms.

>>36710869

Dyou're only 22.I am older than you and know very few who fell into their "life's work" until at least 30. use your 20s to take some risks, while you can. Join the Peace Corps or go hike Europe and live in hostels.

>>36711572
Learn about investing and buy into various ventures.

>>36711572
he uses PTC's

cheer up wagies! wasting away working for someone else isn't all bad, you have uh... pride or something! yeah!
here's a little song you can play to help get you through the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Q3YVMfwBg

https://www.reddit.com/r/financialindependence/

What you should be doing desu

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>Jewish mother told me to go apply to PinkBerry since they had a now hiring sign up
>she knows I have aspergers and can't smile at people and can't speak loudly without sounding condescending and aggressive
>tell her to fuck off and go back to Auschwitz