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Why do girls do this THOT behavior?
https://youtu.be/LYnaIRyByJY?t=2m20s
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>exercise and working out is thot behaviour
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>thot
Stop using this nigger word.
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>>36732340

check her stuff cuck white knight

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Yo it's enough.
Chill.

Good grief.
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>>36732271
Wew.
One spooky spook.
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How do we stop negro men?
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>>36732271
Should I pack my bags, %?

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>"ATTENTION! You have been drafted into the United States Army! Come out with your hands up!"

What do you do, robots?
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run away into the mountains I guess
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>>36732259
They're at your door. How do you think you're going to get out?
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ask if I can get airborne in my draft contract

they'll say no

I'll be an 88M and like it

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I am a doomed Taiwanese wagecuck
>wage so low
>living with parents
>no hope for a fertile wife as fertility rate drops
>mom cares about me.
>my brother and my sister in their 20's don't wanna breed.
>see niggas, pajeets,Aseans,white man with Asian wife dominates.
>I am a beta virgin cuck.
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>>36732167
serves you right
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>>36732167
breed with your sister
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Then hit the gym for fuck sakes and quit whining. If you can't afford it just run for a bit and push-up, pull-up, and all that shit.

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Fembots, if you want a bf so badly, why don't you just look like this?
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is that smelly oily hair girl? why does she never show butt or vagina REEEE
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>>36732137
those aren't real right? they look out of place
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>>36732137
same goes for you and other malebots
why don't you look cute or at least decent?

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Robots and Normies deal with the same issue. The only difference is that robots let the little things cripple them and Normies overcome them.

Also all I have is Ballbust pics. Enjoys
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Someone posted this pic earlier, I remember cause of yuffie
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>>36732110

>Robots and normies deal with the same issue
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>>36732141
Yeah probably me at work. It's what I have on my phone and I get bored alot

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Whenever I see a thread where sissy boys post pictures of themselves I always compliment them and encourage them because I like the idea of having a corrupting influence on strangers, causing them to go further and further down the rabbit hole to a point of no return.

Can you imagine how exciting it would be to know you were the reason another human being had their genitals chopped off and permanently changed?
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You realize that very few MtF actually get invasive surgery right
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I've brought two people to suicide by having them fall in love with me and string them along for months before turning them down. Your power level isn't as high as mine yet.
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>>36731994
You're a weirdo one op

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So I thought I had finally escaped r9k but I'm back.

>a week ago
>met a really cute girl in a coffee shop
>she actually sits by me and we get talking about music
>we hit it off, she gives me here number, miracles do happen
>she's 21 and I'm 23
>make a see you later post on r9k
>we went to grab coffee a few times, went to the movies and out to eat
>get my first kiss on her doorstep 3 days ago
>fast forward to yesterday
>we're watching a movie at her place (I live with my parents)
>she picks some normie woman movie called "what's your number?" about past relationships
>a little ways in she asks how many girls I've seen before her.
>I lie and say 3, she's the only one
>she acts surprised
>I ask how many bfs she has had, she laughs it off but after some pressing I get the number 15 not including some "flings"
>mfw
>deeply disturbed, finish the movie with her
>as I'm heading home she says "why don't you stay over tonight"
>I just say I'm not feeling well and leave

Should I just ignore this and continue on with the relationship? This has been the happiest week of my life but at the same time, I can't stop thinking about it. HELP
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>>36731921
If she's been with THAT many people and she's only 21, then she probably has problems with maintaining relationships. Either that or she's a sociopath and is dating you for her amusement
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>>36731921
Fuck her & dump her. Welcome to the real world boy
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>>36732145

excellent observation Jared.

My friend Jared over here is right man
shes only gonna break your heart

your best hope is to send extremely mixed messages without fucking her

maybe she will be so confused about why she cant have you (when im sure all 15-20 guys before you took zero effort) that she actually does start to like you more than the "special of the month" that she sees you as now

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>make a tinder account
>get matched with several girls
>arrange to get drinks with one of them
>realize I'd have to put in effort and would probably just act like an autist on our date
>cancel it
Anyone else here too lazy for love?
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I certainly wouldn't have the wherewithal to follow through with a date. Luckily I've never been close to such a situation in 26 years, haha lol.
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>>36732082
have you simply tried being yourself?
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>>36732256
Wait, does that really work? I should try it

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How many guys does a girl actually need to sleep with to be considered a slut? Does it matter if they were a fun one night stand or LTR?
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>>36731881
If she manages to sleep with a lot of guys through LTRs then either she cheated or she has very short lived relationships, both of which are actually worse than just having "fun one night stands."
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Typically labeled a 'slut' after she begins regularly sleeping with various men
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>>36731881
imo if a girl goes out with the explicit intention of just getting plowed for the weekend she a freak

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as soon as I get home all I want to do is sleep, nothing makes me happy anymore besides sleep
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>tfw i feel tired all the time and want to sleep
>tfw feel terrible every time i wake up
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Fatigue and apathy is a sure sign that you need to make a big change in your life. You have likely fallen for some jewish schemes
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>>36732017
In other words, paying Shlomo for a fucking over hyped meme degree and having to spend a few years with hordes of Asians and qts who already fuck Chad.

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>it's a regenerating captcha episode
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>better stick an unrelated pic on my post to ensure no regenerating captcha and only one verification screen
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>>36731816
>to dumb to use fancy city folk captcha
>can only post on desktop using legacy
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>have to captcha
>"prove youre not robit"
>cant bring self to go further

Orangepiccolo

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Im a madman. What do I say next?
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say: i love and i will never let you go :3
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>>36731616
>tfw number clearly visible.
Nice. Maybe time to send her some dick pics later.
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>>36731616
tell her that if you were able to find out her number, to imagine all the other things you could find out.
Then send a winky face.

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who else here /longtorso/? everyday I contemplate suicide because of my longbod.
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tfw will never experienced the beauty of having a balanced bod
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>>36731581
I dont get it
Why Is having a long torso a bad thing?
Post pic
No nudies needed just wanting to see what are you worry about
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could be worse
you could look like hayden paneiteireireeireiur

How many of you had an underwhelming childhood because you grew up in poverty?
>having to go to school and listen to all your friends talk about the cool shit they got for their bd/christmas
>had to live through the winter months freezing your ass off because dad blew all his money at the casino because he though he would strike it big this time and now he doesnt have any money to pay the gas bill
>mom snaps and just leaves the money
>just ups and disappears without warning. Find out later she got fed up of us and decided to go back home to her birth state and live with her mom for the rest of her life
>we are poorer than before
It literally enrages me to see kids today with 800$ tablets and phones and their parents both make 6 figures. Just want to slap it out of their hands and stomp it on the ground.
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>>36731511
yep, fucking boring
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Yeah, I can relate pretty well to the poverty childhood.

>dad makes decent money as a prison guard
>blows it all on drinking at home or at any of the various bars in town
>just fucking drinks all day, tons of money down the drain
>bills are a couple months behind because all he does is drink the money away
>after i was like 5 i said told them not to bother with birthdays or schristmas because it might interfere with dad's drinking
>mom cries, but haven't had a bd party since
>listen to all the kids in class talking about all their cool shit, home pcs were still a huge expensive thing, so getting one was a huge deal, people getting new game systems, etc
>go home and do nothing because there is nothing to do except watch tv and watch dad drink
>get bullied in school for being poor, then have to go home to get beat most days there for doing something wrong
>grades are always failing, have no motivation to do homework even though I ace every test they give, parents bitch, teachers bitch, nothing comes of it, just pass me along so they don't have to deal with me anymore

Growing up poor sucks, if you're below a certain income level, having kids should be fucking illegal. I wouldn't wish that on anybody. Especially when the parents are stupid as fuck besides being poor.
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>"Well all the time ya spend tryin' ta get back what's been took from ya, more's goin' out the door."

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